Roseanne

Monday, February 23

Of Mice and Dan

Season 8 • Episode 9

Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.

Monday, February 23

Direct to Video

Season 8 • Episode 10

Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.

Monday, February 23

December Bride

Season 8 • Episode 11

A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.

Monday, February 23

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Season 8 • Episode 12

Roseanne and Jackie take jobs demonstrating new products at a supermarket.

Monday, February 23

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Monday, February 23

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Monday, February 23

Somebody Stole My Gal

Season 2 • Episode 4

Dan's lonely boss comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.

Monday, February 23

House of Grown-Ups

Season 2 • Episode 5

Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officer training camp.

Monday, February 23

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Monday, February 23

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Tuesday, February 24

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Tuesday, February 24

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Tuesday, February 24

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Tuesday, February 24

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Tuesday, February 24

The White Sheep of the Family

Season 8 • Episode 13

A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.

Tuesday, February 24

Becky Howser, M.D.

Season 8 • Episode 14

Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.

Tuesday, February 24

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Tuesday, February 24

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Tuesday, February 24

Out of the Past

Season 8 • Episode 15

Roseanne and Jackie reminisce with Nana Mary (Shelley Winters).

Tuesday, February 24

Construction Junction

Season 8 • Episode 16

Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.

Tuesday, February 24

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Tuesday, February 24

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Tuesday, February 24

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Tuesday, February 24

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Tuesday, February 24

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Tuesday, February 24

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Tuesday, February 24

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Tuesday, February 24

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, February 25

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Wednesday, February 25

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Wednesday, February 25

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Wednesday, February 25

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Wednesday, February 25

We're Going to Disney World

Season 8 • Episode 17

Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.

Wednesday, February 25

Disney World War II

Season 8 • Episode 18

The Conner family goes to Disney World; Rosanne becomes an expert in ordering room service.

Wednesday, February 25

Springtime for David

Season 8 • Episode 19

David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.

Wednesday, February 25

Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.

Wednesday, February 25

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Wednesday, February 25

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Wednesday, February 25

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Wednesday, February 25

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Wednesday, February 25

Fights and Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 25

Dan comes home from the hospital; Roseanne notices that he has not been sticking to his diet regime.

Wednesday, February 25

Call Waiting

Season 9 • Episode 1

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

Wednesday, February 25

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Wednesday, February 25

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Wednesday, February 25

One for the Road

Season 2 • Episode 14

Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with Dana, but they get drunk instead.

Wednesday, February 25

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Thursday, February 26

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Thursday, February 26

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Thursday, February 26

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Thursday, February 26

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Thursday, February 26

Morning Becomes Obnoxious

Season 8 • Episode 21

A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.

Thursday, February 26

Ballroom Blitz

Season 8 • Episode 22

Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev takes dance lessons.

Thursday, February 26

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Thursday, February 26

Heart & Soul

Season 8 • Episode 24

Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding.

Thursday, February 26

Millions From Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 2

Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change.

Thursday, February 26

What a Day for a Daydream

Season 9 • Episode 3

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

Thursday, February 26

Honor Thy Mother

Season 9 • Episode 4

Roseanne and Jackie plan to go to an exotic spa; depressed Dan stays home.

Thursday, February 26

Someday My Prince Will Come

Season 9 • Episode 5

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

Thursday, February 26

Pampered to a Pulp

Season 9 • Episode 6

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.

Thursday, February 26

Satan, Darling

Season 9 • Episode 7

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

Thursday, February 26

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Thursday, February 26

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Thursday, February 26

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Thursday, February 26

All of Me

Season 2 • Episode 19

Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.

Friday, February 27

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Friday, February 27

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Friday, February 27

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Friday, February 27

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Friday, February 27

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

Season 9 • Episode 8

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

Friday, February 27

Roseambo

Season 9 • Episode 9

Terrorists hold the Conners captive aboard a speeding train; guest Steven Seagal.

Friday, February 27

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Season 9 • Episode 10

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

Friday, February 27

Mothers and Other Strangers

Season 9 • Episode 11

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

Friday, February 27

Home for the Holidays

Season 9 • Episode 12

Dan returns home to celebrate Christmas after visiting his mother in California.

Friday, February 27

Say It Ain't So

Season 9 • Episode 13

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

Friday, February 27

To Tell the Truth

Season 2 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.

Friday, February 27

Fender Bender

Season 2 • Episode 21

After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, a thing or two.

Friday, February 27

April Fool's Day

Season 2 • Episode 22

Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.

Friday, February 27

Fathers and Daughters

Season 2 • Episode 23

Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.

Saturday, February 28

Life and Stuff

Season 1 • Episode 1

Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.

Saturday, February 28

We're in the Money

Season 1 • Episode 2

Dan brings home the immense sum of $500; Rosanne and her husband make a firm decision.

Saturday, February 28

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Season 1 • Episode 3

Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.

Saturday, February 28

Language Lessons

Season 1 • Episode 4

A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.

Saturday, February 28

Radio Days

Season 1 • Episode 5

Dan enters a song-writing contest with Roseanne's encouragement.

Saturday, February 28

Lovers' Lane

Season 1 • Episode 6

Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.

Saturday, February 28

The Memory Game

Season 1 • Episode 7

Dan and Roseanne receive a notice in the mail announcing their fifteenth high school reunion.

Saturday, February 28

Here's to Good Friends

Season 1 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.

Saturday, February 28

Dan's Birthday Bash

Season 1 • Episode 9

Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.

Saturday, February 28

Saturday

Season 1 • Episode 10

Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday.

Saturday, February 28

Canoga Time

Season 1 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.

Saturday, February 28

The Monday Thru Friday Show

Season 1 • Episode 13

Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend their romantic 15th anniversary.

Saturday, February 28

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

Season 1 • Episode 12

Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.

Saturday, February 28

Father's Day

Season 1 • Episode 14

Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't.

Saturday, February 28

Nightmare on Oak Street

Season 1 • Episode 15

A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.

Saturday, February 28

Mall Story

Season 1 • Episode 16

Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.

Saturday, February 28

Becky's Choice

Season 1 • Episode 17

Becky finds herself in a real jam when Roseanne invites her boyfriend Chip over for a dinner party.

Saturday, February 28

The Slice of Life

Season 1 • Episode 18

Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne and Dan anxious.

Saturday, February 28

Workin' Overtime

Season 1 • Episode 19

After a two weeks of working overtime and coming home to chaos, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 2

Happy Birthday

Season 2 • Episode 24

Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.

Monday, March 2

The Test

Season 3 • Episode 1

The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.

Monday, March 2

Friends and Relatives

Season 3 • Episode 2

Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).

Monday, March 2

Like a Virgin

Season 3 • Episode 3

Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.

Tuesday, March 3

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Tuesday, March 3

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Tuesday, March 3

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Tuesday, March 3

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 3

Like, a New Job

Season 3 • Episode 4

Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.

Tuesday, March 3

Good-bye Mr. Right

Season 3 • Episode 5

Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.

Tuesday, March 3

Becky, Beds and Boys

Season 3 • Episode 6

Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.

Tuesday, March 3

Trick or Treat

Season 3 • Episode 7

In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.

Wednesday, March 4

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Wednesday, March 4

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Wednesday, March 4

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Wednesday, March 4

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 4

PMS, I Love You

Season 3 • Episode 8

Roseanne's "PMS day" and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.

Wednesday, March 4

Bird Is the Word

Season 3 • Episode 9

Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.

Wednesday, March 4

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Wednesday, March 4

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Thursday, March 5

Mommy Nearest

Season 5 • Episode 4

Roseanne's mom wants to move to Lanford; Jackie dates a younger guy.

Thursday, March 5

Pretty in Black

Season 5 • Episode 5

Darlene's Sweet Sixteen birthday party; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.

Thursday, March 5

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Season 5 • Episode 6

Denied a loan to open a restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother.

Thursday, March 5

Halloween IV

Season 5 • Episode 7

Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 5

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Thursday, March 5

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Thursday, March 5

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Thursday, March 5

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Friday, March 6

Ladies Choice

Season 5 • Episode 8

Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home.

Friday, March 6

Stand on Your Man

Season 5 • Episode 9

After a burglary attempt, Roseanne and Jackie take a self-defense course.

Friday, March 6

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 • Episode 10

Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late from a rock concert.

Friday, March 6

Of Ice and Men

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher comes to an end.

Friday, March 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 6

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, March 6

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Friday, March 6

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Friday, March 6

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Friday, March 6

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, March 7

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, March 9

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Monday, March 9

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Monday, March 9

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Monday, March 9

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Monday, March 9

Crime and Punishment

Season 5 • Episode 13

Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.

Monday, March 9

War and Peace

Season 5 • Episode 14

Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital.

Tuesday, March 10

Lanford Daze

Season 5 • Episode 15

The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a play.

Tuesday, March 10

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, March 10

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Tuesday, March 10

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Tuesday, March 10

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Tuesday, March 10

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Tuesday, March 10

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Tuesday, March 10

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Wednesday, March 11

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Wednesday, March 11

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, March 11

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Wednesday, March 11

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Wednesday, March 11

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Wednesday, March 11

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Wednesday, March 11

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Wednesday, March 11

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Thursday, March 12

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Thursday, March 12

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, March 12

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Thursday, March 12

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Thursday, March 12

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Thursday, March 12

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.