The King of Queens

Monday, March 23

Major Disturbance

Season 9 • Episode 4

Doug reads Deacon's son, Major, a scary bedtime-story, traumatizing him.

Monday, March 23

Brace Yourself

Season 9 • Episode 6

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces.

Monday, March 23

Moxie Moron

Season 9 • Episode 3

Doug proves to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver.

Monday, March 23

Ruff Goin'

Season 9 • Episode 5

Doug adopts a dog from his neighbor but soon wants to give it back.

Monday, March 23

Fixer Upper

Season 1 • Episode 12

Carrie fixes Spence up with a girl from the office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Monday, March 23

Best Man

Season 1 • Episode 13

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of her close friend's soon-to-be husband.

Tuesday, March 24

Dog Days

Season 1 • Episode 14

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks he's Charlie Brown.

Tuesday, March 24

Crappy Birthday

Season 1 • Episode 15

Forgetful Doug has to scramble to make Carrie's 30th birthday a special one.

Tuesday, March 24

S'ain't Valentine's

Season 1 • Episode 16

Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance.

Tuesday, March 24

Court Date

Season 1 • Episode 17

Carrie tries dating the police officer who stopped her, hoping to beat a traffic ticket.

Tuesday, March 24

Attention Deficit

Season 5 • Episode 13

Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time.

Tuesday, March 24

Prints Charming

Season 5 • Episode 14

Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after looking at the pictures of another couple.

Tuesday, March 24

Animal Attraction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Doug ruins St. Valentine's Day when he cancels a dinner with Carrie to transport penguins to Albany.

Tuesday, March 24

Golden Moldy

Season 5 • Episode 16

Doug downplays a problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a trip.

Tuesday, March 24

S'poor House

Season 5 • Episode 17

Doug asks for financial assistance when insurance does not cover a mold problem.

Tuesday, March 24

Steve Moscow

Season 5 • Episode 18

Doug has a disagreement with his contractor, who then leaves his house in disarray.

Tuesday, March 24

Mama Cast

Season 9 • Episode 1

Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return.

Tuesday, March 24

Home Cheapo

Season 9 • Episode 7

Carrie convinces Doug that Deacon and Kelly could afford to buy a second home.

Tuesday, March 24

Affair Trade

Season 9 • Episode 2

Doug tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.

Tuesday, March 24

Offensive Fowl

Season 9 • Episode 8

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug's new beliefs.

Tuesday, March 24

Mild Bunch

Season 9 • Episode 9

Doug reunites with a high-school friend who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Tuesday, March 24

Manhattan Project

Season 9 • Episode 10

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available.

Tuesday, March 24

White Collar

Season 1 • Episode 18

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old job.

Tuesday, March 24

Rayny Day

Season 1 • Episode 19

Ray invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie teaches Carrie how to clean.

Wednesday, March 25

Train Wreck

Season 1 • Episode 20

Doug is disappointed when his beautiful young trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous.

Wednesday, March 25

Hungry Man

Season 1 • Episode 21

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up famished at her boss's elegant cocktail party.

Wednesday, March 25

Time Share

Season 1 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie befriend their weird neighbors in order to get a Hamptons time-share.

Wednesday, March 25

Where's Poppa?

Season 1 • Episode 23

Hit by a foul ball, Doug ends up at Dr. Becker's and makes a friend (Bill Cosby).

Wednesday, March 25

Cowardly Lyin'

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Doug gets caught in a lie, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

Wednesday, March 25

Driving Reign

Season 5 • Episode 20

Doug reluctantly agrees to give his cousin a recommendation to be promoted to driver at IPS.

Wednesday, March 25

Clothes Encounter

Season 5 • Episode 21

Carrie returns expensive clothes for a full refund after wearing them.

Wednesday, March 25

Queens'bro Bridge

Season 5 • Episode 22

Doug becomes excited when he learns Arthur inherited a house 10 years ago and may move.

Wednesday, March 25

Dog Shelter

Season 5 • Episode 23

Carrie learns Doug's parents have been sheltering him by replacing his beloved dog with look-alikes.

Wednesday, March 25

Taste Buds

Season 5 • Episode 24

After Arthur chooses their dinner and movie, Doug stews about not getting his way.

Wednesday, March 25

Single Spaced

Season 9 • Episode 11

Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child.

Wednesday, March 25

China Syndrome

Season 9 • Episode 12

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city.

Wednesday, March 25

China Syndrome

Season 9 • Episode 13

Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city.

Wednesday, March 25

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Doug's (Kevin James) father-in-law (Jerry Stiller) moves into the TV room. With Leah Remini.

Wednesday, March 25

Head First

Season 1 • Episode 6

Doug discovers the benefits and risks of allowing Arthur to tag along with him in public.

Wednesday, March 25

Fat City

Season 1 • Episode 2

Doug tries to trick Carrie into going on a diet after he sees a photo of her overweight mother.

Wednesday, March 25

Art House

Season 1 • Episode 24

Arthur gets his own apartment after Doug's patience wears too thin.

Wednesday, March 25

Maybe Baby

Season 1 • Episode 25

Doug and Carrie contemplate having a baby; Arthur recalls the day Carrie was born.

Thursday, March 26

Queasy Rider

Season 2 • Episode 1

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes; Carrie takes up smoking.

Thursday, March 26

Female Problems

Season 2 • Episode 2

Carrie spends so much time with a new neighbor that Doug begins to feel left out.

Thursday, March 26

Assaulted Nuts

Season 2 • Episode 3

Doug gets into an unusual predicament while goofing off at work.

Thursday, March 26

Parent Trapped

Season 2 • Episode 4

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be their baby's godparents.

Thursday, March 26

Bed Spread

Season 5 • Episode 25

Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds and discover that doing things separately has advantages.

Thursday, March 26

Doug Less

Season 6 • Episode 1

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountain.

Thursday, March 26

Doug Less

Season 6 • Episode 2

Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a getaway to a resort in the mountains.

Thursday, March 26

King Pong

Season 6 • Episode 3

After losing to Carrie, Doug asks Arthur to help him improve his ping pong game.

Thursday, March 26

Dreading Vows

Season 6 • Episode 4

Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows but might not make it to the altar.

Thursday, March 26

Nocturnal Omission

Season 6 • Episode 5

Doug can't decide whether to tell Deacon that his ex-wife wants to get back together with him.

Thursday, March 26

Richie's Song

Season 1 • Episode 4

Doug can't work up the courage to tell Richie that his wife is cheating on him.

Thursday, March 26

Cello, Goodbye

Season 1 • Episode 3

Doug feels threatened when Carrie's new job at a law firm gives her a taste of sophistication.

Thursday, March 26

Paternal Affairs

Season 1 • Episode 5

Arthur dates Doug's favorite, recently separated aunt (Brenda Vaccaro).

Thursday, March 26

The Rock

Season 1 • Episode 7

Doug and Carrie consider selling her engagement ring after discovering that it is worth a fortune.

Thursday, March 26

Road Rayge

Season 1 • Episode 9

Doug loses his license to drive after Ray Barone cheats off his driving test.

Thursday, March 26

Educating Doug

Season 1 • Episode 8

Doug is out of his league in an adult education class in English literature.

Thursday, March 26

Tube Stakes

Season 2 • Episode 5

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

Thursday, March 26

Doug Out

Season 2 • Episode 6

Feeling guilty, Doug invites Arthur to a Mets game; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Friday, March 27

Get Away

Season 2 • Episode 7

On a weekend trip, Doug and Carrie discover that Deacon and Kelly have a much more active sex life.

Friday, March 27

Dire Strayts

Season 2 • Episode 8

Doug's dinner party with Carrie and the Barones doesn't go according to plan.

Friday, March 27

I, Candy

Season 2 • Episode 9

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Friday, March 27

Roamin' Holiday

Season 2 • Episode 10

Doug invites Spence to live with them to avoid annoying guests.

Friday, March 27

Affidavit Justice

Season 6 • Episode 6

The partners of Carrie's law firm ask Doug to play on the company softball team.

Friday, March 27

Secret Garden

Season 6 • Episode 7

Carrie's relationship with her great new gynecologist gets jeopardized.

Friday, March 27

Eggsit Strategy

Season 6 • Episode 8

Rumors of possible layoffs at the law firm have Carrie worrying about her job security.

Friday, March 27

Thanks, Man

Season 6 • Episode 9

Carrie forces a stranded motorist to wait out in the cold on Thanksgiving Day.

Friday, March 27

American Idle

Season 6 • Episode 10

Doug gets annoyed when Carrie loses her job and refuses to look for a new one.

Friday, March 27

Santa Claustrophobia

Season 6 • Episode 11

Carrie drives Doug crazy when she takes a part-time job at IPS.

Friday, March 27

Supermarket Story

Season 1 • Episode 10

Carrie's plan for a simple Thanksgiving falls apart when she shops for food.

Friday, March 27

Fixer Upper

Season 1 • Episode 12

Carrie fixes Spence up with a girl from the office, but advice from Doug threatens a good thing.

Friday, March 27

Crappy Birthday

Season 1 • Episode 15

Forgetful Doug has to scramble to make Carrie's 30th birthday a special one.

Friday, March 27

Best Man

Season 1 • Episode 13

Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of her close friend's soon-to-be husband.

Friday, March 27

Dog Days

Season 1 • Episode 14

A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks he's Charlie Brown.

Friday, March 27

Hungry Man

Season 1 • Episode 21

Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up famished at her boss's elegant cocktail party.

Friday, March 27

Sparing Carrie

Season 2 • Episode 11

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link.

Friday, March 27

Net Prophets

Season 2 • Episode 12

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Saturday, March 28

Party Favor

Season 2 • Episode 13

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man for his cousin, and helps him organize the bachelor party.

Saturday, March 28

Block Buster

Season 2 • Episode 14

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Saturday, March 28

Frozen Pop

Season 2 • Episode 15

Arthur moves into the upstairs bedroom when cold weather forces him out of the basement.

Saturday, March 28

Fair Game

Season 2 • Episode 16

Doug catches Carrie cheating while playing board games with friends.

Saturday, March 28

Meet By-Product

Season 2 • Episode 17

St. Valentine's Day finds Doug and Carrie reminiscing about the first time they met.

Saturday, March 28

The Shmenkmans

Season 2 • Episode 18

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children.

Sunday, March 29

Surprise Artie

Season 2 • Episode 19

Carrie's surprise birthday party for Arthur is ruined when Doug loses the guest of honor.

Sunday, March 29

Wild Cards

Season 2 • Episode 20

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon.

Monday, March 30

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, March 30

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, March 30

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, March 30

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, March 30

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, March 30

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, March 30

Court Date

Season 1 • Episode 17

Carrie tries dating the police officer who stopped her, hoping to beat a traffic ticket.

Monday, March 30

S'ain't Valentine's

Season 1 • Episode 16

Arthur meets an intoxicating woman (Anne Meara) at a St. Valentine's Day dance.

Monday, March 30

White Collar

Season 1 • Episode 18

Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old job.

Monday, March 30

Rayny Day

Season 1 • Episode 19

Ray invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie teaches Carrie how to clean.

Monday, March 30

Train Wreck

Season 1 • Episode 20

Doug is disappointed when his beautiful young trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous.

Monday, March 30

Where's Poppa?

Season 1 • Episode 23

Hit by a foul ball, Doug ends up at Dr. Becker's and makes a friend (Bill Cosby).

Monday, March 30

Big Dougie

Season 2 • Episode 21

Big Brother Doug tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run.

Monday, March 30

Soft Touch

Season 2 • Episode 22

Doug is lured into a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Tuesday, March 31

Restaurant Row

Season 2 • Episode 23

Carrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant.

Tuesday, March 31

Flower Power

Season 2 • Episode 24

Carrie thinks Doug has lost his romantic side; Arthur is called for jury duty.

Tuesday, March 31

Whine Country

Season 2 • Episode 25

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation.

Tuesday, March 31

Do Rico

Season 3 • Episode 1

Doug learns how to excite Carrie in the bedroom; Arthur wants his life chronicled.

Tuesday, March 31

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, March 31

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, March 31

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, March 31

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, March 31

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, March 31

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, March 31

Time Share

Season 1 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie befriend their weird neighbors in order to get a Hamptons time-share.

Tuesday, March 31

Maybe Baby

Season 1 • Episode 25

Doug and Carrie contemplate having a baby; Arthur recalls the day Carrie was born.

Tuesday, March 31

Art House

Season 1 • Episode 24

Arthur gets his own apartment after Doug's patience wears too thin.

Tuesday, March 31

Queasy Rider

Season 2 • Episode 1

Doug buys a motorcycle against Carrie's wishes; Carrie takes up smoking.

Tuesday, March 31

Female Problems

Season 2 • Episode 2

Carrie spends so much time with a new neighbor that Doug begins to feel left out.

Tuesday, March 31

Assaulted Nuts

Season 2 • Episode 3

Doug gets into an unusual predicament while goofing off at work.

Tuesday, March 31

Roast Chicken

Season 3 • Episode 2

Doug turns to Carrie and Arthur for help when he is roped into roasting the head of his company.

Tuesday, March 31

Fatty McButterpants

Season 3 • Episode 3

Doug has a hard time coming to grips with his need to lose weight.

Wednesday, April 1

Class Struggle

Season 3 • Episode 4

After Carrie decides to go back to college, Doug turns to his sister (Ricki Lake) for advice.

Wednesday, April 1

Strike One

Season 3 • Episode 5

Doug buys a new car against Carrie's wishes and regrets it almost immediately.

Wednesday, April 1

Strike Too

Season 3 • Episode 6

Doug substitutes as a teacher at Stephanie's school during a strike.

Wednesday, April 1

Strike Out

Season 3 • Episode 7

The IPS strike continues and Carrie arranges a play date for Doug.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 1

Parent Trapped

Season 2 • Episode 4

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be their baby's godparents.

Wednesday, April 1

Dire Strayts

Season 2 • Episode 8

Doug's dinner party with Carrie and the Barones doesn't go according to plan.

Wednesday, April 1

Doug Out

Season 2 • Episode 6

Feeling guilty, Doug invites Arthur to a Mets game; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball.

Wednesday, April 1

Tube Stakes

Season 2 • Episode 5

Doug's big screen television is stolen when Carrie accidentally leaves the garage door open.

Wednesday, April 1

Get Away

Season 2 • Episode 7

On a weekend trip, Doug and Carrie discover that Deacon and Kelly have a much more active sex life.

Wednesday, April 1

Roamin' Holiday

Season 2 • Episode 10

Doug invites Spence to live with them to avoid annoying guests.

Wednesday, April 1

Dark Meet

Season 3 • Episode 8

Doug and Carrie have flashbacks of their first Thanksgiving together.

Wednesday, April 1

Twisted Sitters

Season 3 • Episode 9

Carrie and Doug have a surprise visitor while enjoying a romantic liaison in the Palmers' home.

Thursday, April 2

Work Related

Season 3 • Episode 10

Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Thursday, April 2

Better Camera

Season 3 • Episode 11

Doug feels great when he surprises Carrie with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him.

Thursday, April 2

Wedding Presence

Season 3 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie try to come up with an excuse not to attend a wedding.

Thursday, April 2

Hi-Def Jam

Season 3 • Episode 13

Doug wants to watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Thursday, April 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 2

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 2

I, Candy

Season 2 • Episode 9

Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single.

Thursday, April 2

Sparing Carrie

Season 2 • Episode 11

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link.

Thursday, April 2

Net Prophets

Season 2 • Episode 12

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Thursday, April 2

Block Buster

Season 2 • Episode 14

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Thursday, April 2

Frozen Pop

Season 2 • Episode 15

Arthur moves into the upstairs bedroom when cold weather forces him out of the basement.

Thursday, April 2

Party Favor

Season 2 • Episode 13

Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man for his cousin, and helps him organize the bachelor party.

Thursday, April 2

Paint Misbehavin'

Season 3 • Episode 14

The whole gang decides to celebrate Deacon's birthday by having a paint-ball war.

Thursday, April 2

Deacon Blues

Season 3 • Episode 15

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

Friday, April 3

Horizontal Hold

Season 3 • Episode 16

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things.

Friday, April 3

Inner Tube

Season 3 • Episode 17

After lying to Carrie, Doug dreams he appears on a variety of television shows.

Friday, April 3

Papa Pill

Season 3 • Episode 18

Carrie tries to encourage Arthur to go to the weekly dance at the seniors center.

Friday, April 3

Package Deal

Season 3 • Episode 19

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

Friday, April 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 3

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 3

Fair Game

Season 2 • Episode 16

Doug catches Carrie cheating while playing board games with friends.

Friday, April 3

The Shmenkmans

Season 2 • Episode 18

Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children.

Friday, April 3

Meet By-Product

Season 2 • Episode 17

St. Valentine's Day finds Doug and Carrie reminiscing about the first time they met.

Friday, April 3

Wild Cards

Season 2 • Episode 20

Doug loses all his money when he goes to Atlantic City with Deacon.

Friday, April 3

Surprise Artie

Season 2 • Episode 19

Carrie's surprise birthday party for Arthur is ruined when Doug loses the guest of honor.

Friday, April 3

Big Dougie

Season 2 • Episode 21

Big Brother Doug tries anything to impress his new protégé, including entering a 10K run.

Friday, April 3

Separation Anxiety

Season 3 • Episode 20

Doug's and Carrie's opinions differ about a couple's separation.

Friday, April 3

Departure Time

Season 3 • Episode 21

Doug's parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Saturday, April 4

Swim Neighbors

Season 3 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie's neighbor build a pool that looks directly into their property.

Saturday, April 4

S'no Job

Season 3 • Episode 23

Doug helps his cousin (Gary Valentine) get a job; Arthur joins a film focus-group.

Saturday, April 4

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 24

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Saturday, April 4

Pregnant Pause

Season 3 • Episode 25

Carrie and Doug ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise.

Saturday, April 4

Walk, Man

Season 4 • Episode 1

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires a dog walker to walk Arthur.

Saturday, April 4

Sight Gag

Season 4 • Episode 2

Doug's gift of eye surgery to Carrie leaves her temporary blind.

Sunday, April 5

Mean Streak

Season 4 • Episode 3

Doug tries to break the company record for the largest number of consecutive deliveries.

Sunday, April 5

Friender Bender

Season 4 • Episode 4

Doug and Carrie's friendship with Deacon and Kelly is tested after Doug backs into their car.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Soft Touch

Season 2 • Episode 22

Doug is lured into a pyramid scheme that requires him to sell water filters.

Monday, April 6

Restaurant Row

Season 2 • Episode 23

Carrie forbids Doug to eat at his favorite Italian restaurant.

Monday, April 6

Whine Country

Season 2 • Episode 25

A coin toss decides the destination for Doug and Carrie's vacation.

Monday, April 6

Flower Power

Season 2 • Episode 24

Carrie thinks Doug has lost his romantic side; Arthur is called for jury duty.

Monday, April 6

Fatty McButterpants

Season 3 • Episode 3

Doug has a hard time coming to grips with his need to lose weight.

Monday, April 6

Roast Chicken

Season 3 • Episode 2

Doug turns to Carrie and Arthur for help when he is roped into roasting the head of his company.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Monday, April 6

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Do Rico

Season 3 • Episode 1

Doug learns how to excite Carrie in the bedroom; Arthur wants his life chronicled.

Tuesday, April 7

Strike One

Season 3 • Episode 5

Doug buys a new car against Carrie's wishes and regrets it almost immediately.

Tuesday, April 7

Strike Too

Season 3 • Episode 6

Doug substitutes as a teacher at Stephanie's school during a strike.

Tuesday, April 7

Strike Out

Season 3 • Episode 7

The IPS strike continues and Carrie arranges a play date for Doug.

Tuesday, April 7

Class Struggle

Season 3 • Episode 4

After Carrie decides to go back to college, Doug turns to his sister (Ricki Lake) for advice.

Tuesday, April 7

Dark Meet

Season 3 • Episode 8

Doug and Carrie have flashbacks of their first Thanksgiving together.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Tuesday, April 7

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Work Related

Season 3 • Episode 10

Doug and Deacon compete for a place in their company's calendar of hunks.

Wednesday, April 8

Twisted Sitters

Season 3 • Episode 9

Carrie and Doug have a surprise visitor while enjoying a romantic liaison in the Palmers' home.

Wednesday, April 8

Better Camera

Season 3 • Episode 11

Doug feels great when he surprises Carrie with a new camera for Christmas, but her boss one-ups him.

Wednesday, April 8

Wedding Presence

Season 3 • Episode 12

Doug and Carrie try to come up with an excuse not to attend a wedding.

Wednesday, April 8

Papa Pill

Season 3 • Episode 18

Carrie tries to encourage Arthur to go to the weekly dance at the seniors center.

Wednesday, April 8

Paint Misbehavin'

Season 3 • Episode 14

The whole gang decides to celebrate Deacon's birthday by having a paint-ball war.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Wednesday, April 8

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Hi-Def Jam

Season 3 • Episode 13

Doug wants to watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition television.

Thursday, April 9

Deacon Blues

Season 3 • Episode 15

Doug is surprised to find his married friend Deacon out with another woman.

Thursday, April 9

Horizontal Hold

Season 3 • Episode 16

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things.

Thursday, April 9

Package Deal

Season 3 • Episode 19

Doug quits his job to work for a competitor; Carrie acquires a self-tanning cream addiction.

Thursday, April 9

Separation Anxiety

Season 3 • Episode 20

Doug's and Carrie's opinions differ about a couple's separation.

Thursday, April 9

Inner Tube

Season 3 • Episode 17

After lying to Carrie, Doug dreams he appears on a variety of television shows.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Thursday, April 9

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Doug Heffernan comes home each night to his loving wife Carrie and his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Friday, April 10

Departure Time

Season 3 • Episode 21

Doug's parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York.

Friday, April 10

Swim Neighbors

Season 3 • Episode 22

Doug and Carrie's neighbor build a pool that looks directly into their property.