Two and a Half Men
Cast & Crew
Upcoming TV Airings
The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.
Tuesday, March 26
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 • Episode 15
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Tuesday, March 26
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 • Episode 13
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Tuesday, March 26
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
Season 10 • Episode 19
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
Tuesday, March 26
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
Season 10 • Episode 20
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her daughter.
Tuesday, March 26
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Season 1 • Episode 15
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
Tuesday, March 26
That Was Saliva, Alan
Season 1 • Episode 16
Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
Tuesday, March 26
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Season 1 • Episode 17
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
Tuesday, March 26
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Season 1 • Episode 18
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Tuesday, March 26
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Season 1 • Episode 19
Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
Tuesday, March 26
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Season 1 • Episode 20
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
Tuesday, March 26
That Special Tug
Season 3 • Episode 12
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
Tuesday, March 26
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Season 3 • Episode 13
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Tuesday, March 26
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 • Episode 15
Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
Tuesday, March 26
Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 • Episode 16
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
Tuesday, March 26
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Season 3 • Episode 17
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
Tuesday, March 26
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 • Episode 18
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
Tuesday, March 26
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 • Episode 19
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
Tuesday, March 26
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 • Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
Wednesday, March 27
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Season 10 • Episode 1
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
Wednesday, March 27
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 • Episode 16
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
Wednesday, March 27
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 • Episode 14
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
Wednesday, March 27
Another Night With Neil Diamond
Season 10 • Episode 21
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
Wednesday, March 27
My Bodacious Vidalia
Season 10 • Episode 22
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma.
Wednesday, March 27
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Season 1 • Episode 21
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.
Wednesday, March 27
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Season 1 • Episode 22
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.
Wednesday, March 27
Just Like Buffalo
Season 1 • Episode 23
Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
Wednesday, March 27
Can You Feel My Finger?
Season 1 • Episode 24
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
Wednesday, March 27
Back Off Mary Poppins
Season 2 • Episode 1
Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.
Wednesday, March 27
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Season 2 • Episode 2
Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.
Wednesday, March 27
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 • Episode 22
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Wednesday, March 27
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 • Episode 23
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
Wednesday, March 27
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 • Episode 24
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Wednesday, March 27
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 5 • Episode 1
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
Wednesday, March 27
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Season 5 • Episode 2
Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.
Wednesday, March 27
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Season 5 • Episode 3
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
Wednesday, March 27
City of Great Racks
Season 5 • Episode 4
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
Wednesday, March 27
The Soil Is Moist
Season 5 • Episode 13
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
Thursday, March 28
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
Season 10 • Episode 3
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
Thursday, March 28
Fish in a Drawer
Season 5 • Episode 17
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
Thursday, March 28
My Tongue Is Meat
Season 3 • Episode 15
Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
Thursday, March 28
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
Season 10 • Episode 23
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.
Thursday, March 28
Nangnangnangnang
Season 11 • Episode 1
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Thursday, March 28
A Bag Full of Jawea
Season 2 • Episode 3
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.
Thursday, March 28
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Season 2 • Episode 4
Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.
Thursday, March 28
Bad News From the Clinic
Season 2 • Episode 5
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
Thursday, March 28
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Season 2 • Episode 6
Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.
Thursday, March 28
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Season 2 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.
Thursday, March 28
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Season 2 • Episode 8
Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Thursday, March 28
Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Season 5 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.
Thursday, March 28
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Season 5 • Episode 8
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
Thursday, March 28
Tight's Good
Season 5 • Episode 9
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
Thursday, March 28
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Season 5 • Episode 10
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
Thursday, March 28
Meander to Your Dander
Season 5 • Episode 11
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
Thursday, March 28
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Season 5 • Episode 12
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
Thursday, March 28
Winky-Dink Time
Season 5 • Episode 14
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
Thursday, March 28
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Season 5 • Episode 15
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
Friday, March 29
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
Season 10 • Episode 5
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
Friday, March 29
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 • Episode 18
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.
Friday, March 29
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Season 3 • Episode 17
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
Friday, March 29
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Season 11 • Episode 2
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Friday, March 29
This Unblessed Biscuit
Season 11 • Episode 3
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
Friday, March 29
Yes, Monsignor
Season 2 • Episode 9
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.
Friday, March 29
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Season 2 • Episode 10
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.
Friday, March 29
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Season 2 • Episode 11
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
Friday, March 29
A Lungful of Alan
Season 2 • Episode 12
The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.
Friday, March 29
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Season 2 • Episode 13
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Friday, March 29
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Season 2 • Episode 14
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Saturday, March 30
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 • Episode 19
Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.
Saturday, March 30
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Season 3 • Episode 18
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
Saturday, March 30
Working for Caligula
Season 4 • Episode 1
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Saturday, March 30
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 • Episode 2
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
Saturday, March 30
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 • Episode 3
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Saturday, March 30
A Pot-Smoking Monkey
Season 4 • Episode 4
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
Saturday, March 30
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 • Episode 5
Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.
Saturday, March 30
Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 • Episode 6
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
Saturday, March 30
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Season 4 • Episode 7
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.
Saturday, March 30
Release the Dogs
Season 4 • Episode 8
Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..
Saturday, March 30
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 • Episode 9
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
Saturday, March 30
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Season 4 • Episode 10
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.
Sunday, March 31
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Season 1 • Episode 15
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
Sunday, March 31
That Was Saliva, Alan
Season 1 • Episode 16
Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
Sunday, March 31
An Old Flame With a New Wick
Season 1 • Episode 18
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
Sunday, March 31
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Season 1 • Episode 19
Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
Sunday, March 31
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Season 1 • Episode 20
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
Sunday, March 31
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Season 1 • Episode 21
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.
Monday, April 1
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Season 1 • Episode 5
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
Monday, April 1
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Season 1 • Episode 6
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 1
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 • Episode 1
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Tuesday, April 2
And the Plot Moistens
Season 3 • Episode 21
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 2
If My Hole Could Talk
Season 5 • Episode 18
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.
Tuesday, April 2
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Season 5 • Episode 19
Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.
Tuesday, April 2
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 6 • Episode 1
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Tuesday, April 2
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 • Episode 3
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Tuesday, April 2
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Season 6 • Episode 4
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Tuesday, April 2
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 • Episode 5
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
Tuesday, April 2
It's Always Nazi Week
Season 6 • Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Tuesday, April 2
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Season 6 • Episode 7
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Wednesday, April 3
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
Season 10 • Episode 7
Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.
Wednesday, April 3
Pie Hole, Herb
Season 6 • Episode 2
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Wednesday, April 3
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Season 3 • Episode 22
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 3
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 • Episode 9
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.
Wednesday, April 3
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Season 6 • Episode 10
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
Wednesday, April 3
The Devil's Lube
Season 6 • Episode 11
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Wednesday, April 3
Thank God for Scoliosis
Season 6 • Episode 12
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.
Wednesday, April 3
I Think You Offended Don
Season 6 • Episode 13
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Wednesday, April 3
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Season 6 • Episode 14
Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.
Wednesday, April 3
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Season 6 • Episode 15
In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
Wednesday, April 3
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Season 6 • Episode 16
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Thursday, April 4
I Scream When I Pee
Season 10 • Episode 9
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special.
Thursday, April 4
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Season 6 • Episode 3
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
Thursday, April 4
Arguments for the Quickie
Season 3 • Episode 23
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 4
The Two Finger Rule
Season 6 • Episode 19
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Thursday, April 4
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Season 6 • Episode 20
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Thursday, April 4
Above Exalted Cyclops
Season 6 • Episode 21
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Thursday, April 4
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Season 6 • Episode 22
Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Thursday, April 4
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Season 6 • Episode 23
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Thursday, April 4
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Season 6 • Episode 24
Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.
Thursday, April 4
818-jklpuzo
Season 7 • Episode 1
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
Thursday, April 4
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Season 7 • Episode 2
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
Friday, April 5
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
Season 10 • Episode 11
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
Friday, April 5
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Season 6 • Episode 4
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
Friday, April 5
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 • Episode 24
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 5
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Saturday, April 6
A Jock Strap in Hell
Season 6 • Episode 5
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
Saturday, April 6
Working for Caligula
Season 4 • Episode 1
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
Saturday, April 6
Walnuts and Demerol
Season 4 • Episode 11
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
Saturday, April 6
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Season 4 • Episode 12
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
Saturday, April 6
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Season 4 • Episode 13
Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.
Saturday, April 6
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Season 4 • Episode 14
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).
Saturday, April 6
My Damn Stalker
Season 4 • Episode 15
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.
Saturday, April 6
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Season 4 • Episode 16
A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.
Saturday, April 6
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Season 4 • Episode 17
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
Saturday, April 6
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Season 4 • Episode 18
Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.
Saturday, April 6
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Season 4 • Episode 19
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
Saturday, April 6
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Season 4 • Episode 20
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
Saturday, April 6
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Season 4 • Episode 21
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.
Saturday, April 6
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Season 4 • Episode 22
Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.
Sunday, April 7
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, April 7
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, April 7
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, April 7
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, April 7
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Sunday, April 7
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Season 1 • Episode 7
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Monday, April 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Season 1 • Episode 8
Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Monday, April 8
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
It's Always Nazi Week
Season 6 • Episode 6
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Tuesday, April 9
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Season 3 • Episode 19
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Tuesday, April 9
For the Sake of the Child
Season 7 • Episode 5
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
Tuesday, April 9
Give Me Your Thumb
Season 7 • Episode 6
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
Tuesday, April 9
Untainted by Filth
Season 7 • Episode 7
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
Tuesday, April 9
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Season 7 • Episode 8
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
Tuesday, April 9
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Season 7 • Episode 9
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.
Tuesday, April 9
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Season 7 • Episode 10
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Tuesday, April 9
Warning, It's Dirty
Season 7 • Episode 11
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Tuesday, April 9
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Season 7 • Episode 12
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.
Wednesday, April 10
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
Season 10 • Episode 13
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.
Wednesday, April 10
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Season 6 • Episode 7
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Wednesday, April 10
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 • Episode 20
Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Wednesday, April 10
Aye, Aye, Captain
Season 7 • Episode 15
Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
Wednesday, April 10
Tinkle Like a Princess
Season 7 • Episode 16
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
Wednesday, April 10
I Found Your Mustache
Season 7 • Episode 17
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Wednesday, April 10
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Season 7 • Episode 18
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
Wednesday, April 10
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Season 7 • Episode 19
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.
Wednesday, April 10
I Called Him Magoo
Season 7 • Episode 20
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.
Wednesday, April 10
Gumby With a Pokey
Season 7 • Episode 21
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
Wednesday, April 10
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Season 7 • Episode 22
Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
Thursday, April 11
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
Season 10 • Episode 15
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.
Thursday, April 11
Pinocchio's Mouth
Season 6 • Episode 8
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
Thursday, April 11
Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 • Episode 2
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Thursday, April 11
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Season 8 • Episode 3
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
Thursday, April 11
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Season 8 • Episode 4
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
Thursday, April 11
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Season 8 • Episode 5
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
Thursday, April 11
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Season 8 • Episode 6
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
Thursday, April 11
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Season 8 • Episode 7
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
Thursday, April 11
Springtime on a Stick
Season 8 • Episode 8
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
Thursday, April 11
A Good Time in Central Africa
Season 8 • Episode 9
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.
Thursday, April 11
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Season 8 • Episode 10
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.
Friday, April 12
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
Season 10 • Episode 17
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.
Friday, April 12
The Mooch at the Boo
Season 6 • Episode 9
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.
Friday, April 12
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Season 4 • Episode 3
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
Friday, April 12
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.