Two and a Half Men

Tuesday, July 22

Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Episode 23

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Tuesday, July 22

Camel Filters and Pheremones

Season 1 • Episode 12

The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Tuesday, July 22

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Tuesday, July 22

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Tuesday, July 22

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Tuesday, July 22

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Tuesday, July 22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Tuesday, July 22

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Tuesday, July 22

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Tuesday, July 22

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Tuesday, July 22

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Tuesday, July 22

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Tuesday, July 22

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Tuesday, July 22

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Tuesday, July 22

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Tuesday, July 22

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4 • Episode 20

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Tuesday, July 22

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Tuesday, July 22

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Wednesday, July 23

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Season 10 • Episode 1

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Wednesday, July 23

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3 • Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Wednesday, July 23

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Season 1 • Episode 13

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

Wednesday, July 23

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Wednesday, July 23

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Wednesday, July 23

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Wednesday, July 23

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Wednesday, July 23

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Wednesday, July 23

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Wednesday, July 23

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Wednesday, July 23

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Wednesday, July 23

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Wednesday, July 23

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Wednesday, July 23

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wednesday, July 23

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wednesday, July 23

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Wednesday, July 23

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Wednesday, July 23

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Wednesday, July 23

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Thursday, July 24

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Season 10 • Episode 3

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Thursday, July 24

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Thursday, July 24

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Thursday, July 24

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Thursday, July 24

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Thursday, July 24

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Thursday, July 24

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Thursday, July 24

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Thursday, July 24

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Thursday, July 24

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Thursday, July 24

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Thursday, July 24

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Thursday, July 24

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Thursday, July 24

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Thursday, July 24

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Thursday, July 24

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Thursday, July 24

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Thursday, July 24

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Thursday, July 24

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Friday, July 25

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Season 10 • Episode 5

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Friday, July 25

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Friday, July 25

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Friday, July 25

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Friday, July 25

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Friday, July 25

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Friday, July 25

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Friday, July 25

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Friday, July 25

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Friday, July 25

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Friday, July 25

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Saturday, July 26

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Saturday, July 26

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Saturday, July 26

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Saturday, July 26

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6 • Episode 8

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Saturday, July 26

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Saturday, July 26

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Season 6 • Episode 10

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Saturday, July 26

The Devil's Lube

Season 6 • Episode 11

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Saturday, July 26

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Saturday, July 26

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Saturday, July 26

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Saturday, July 26

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Saturday, July 26

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Saturday, July 26

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Sunday, July 27

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4 • Episode 24

Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

Sunday, July 27

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Sunday, July 27

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Sunday, July 27

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Sunday, July 27

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Sunday, July 27

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Sunday, July 27

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Sunday, July 27

Tight's Good

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

Sunday, July 27

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Sunday, July 27

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Monday, July 28

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Monday, July 28

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Monday, July 28

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Monday, July 28

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Monday, July 28

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Monday, July 28

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3 • Episode 7

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Monday, July 28

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Monday, July 28

Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3 • Episode 9

Alan is propositioned by one of Charlie's elderly neighbors; Charlie tries to stop Jake.

Tuesday, July 29

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Tuesday, July 29

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Tuesday, July 29

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Tuesday, July 29

Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3 • Episode 11

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

Tuesday, July 29

That Special Tug

Season 3 • Episode 12

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Tuesday, July 29

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Season 3 • Episode 13

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Tuesday, July 29

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Tuesday, July 29

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Tuesday, July 29

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3 • Episode 17

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

Tuesday, July 29

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Tuesday, July 29

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6 • Episode 2

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Tuesday, July 29

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6 • Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Tuesday, July 29

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6 • Episode 4

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Tuesday, July 29

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6 • Episode 5

The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

Tuesday, July 29

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6 • Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Tuesday, July 29

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Tuesday, July 29

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6 • Episode 8

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Tuesday, July 29

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Wednesday, July 30

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Season 10 • Episode 7

Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.

Wednesday, July 30

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Wednesday, July 30

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Wednesday, July 30

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Wednesday, July 30

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Wednesday, July 30

And the Plot Moistens

Season 3 • Episode 21

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Wednesday, July 30

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Wednesday, July 30

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Wednesday, July 30

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Wednesday, July 30

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Wednesday, July 30

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Wednesday, July 30

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Wednesday, July 30

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Wednesday, July 30

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Wednesday, July 30

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Wednesday, July 30

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Wednesday, July 30

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Wednesday, July 30

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Wednesday, July 30

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Thursday, July 31

I Scream When I Pee

Season 10 • Episode 9

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special.

Thursday, July 31

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Thursday, July 31

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Thursday, July 31

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Thursday, July 31

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Thursday, July 31

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Thursday, July 31

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Thursday, July 31

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Thursday, July 31

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Thursday, July 31

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Thursday, July 31

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4 • Episode 20

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Thursday, July 31

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Thursday, July 31

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Thursday, July 31

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Thursday, July 31

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thursday, July 31

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Thursday, July 31

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Thursday, July 31

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Thursday, July 31

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Friday, August 1

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Season 10 • Episode 11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Friday, August 1

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Friday, August 1

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Friday, August 1

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Friday, August 1

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Friday, August 1

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Season 4 • Episode 23

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Friday, August 1

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4 • Episode 24

Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

Friday, August 1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Friday, August 1

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Friday, August 1

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Friday, August 1

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Saturday, August 2

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Saturday, August 2

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Saturday, August 2

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Saturday, August 2

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Saturday, August 2

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Saturday, August 2

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Saturday, August 2

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Saturday, August 2

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Saturday, August 2

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Saturday, August 2

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Saturday, August 2

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Saturday, August 2

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Saturday, August 2

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Sunday, August 3

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Sunday, August 3

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Sunday, August 3

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Sunday, August 3

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Sunday, August 3

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Sunday, August 3

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Sunday, August 3

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Sunday, August 3

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5 • Episode 19

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.

Sunday, August 3

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6 • Episode 1

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Sunday, August 3

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6 • Episode 2

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Monday, August 4

Tight's Good

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

Monday, August 4

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, August 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Tuesday, August 5

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, August 5

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Tuesday, August 5

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Tuesday, August 5

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Tuesday, August 5

Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7 • Episode 11

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Tuesday, August 5

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Tuesday, August 5

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7 • Episode 13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Tuesday, August 5

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Tuesday, August 5

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help.

Wednesday, August 6

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Season 10 • Episode 13

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.

Wednesday, August 6

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Wednesday, August 6

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, August 6

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Wednesday, August 6

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Wednesday, August 6

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Wednesday, August 6

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

Alan and Jake go on a road trip; Charlie finds himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Wednesday, August 6

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Wednesday, August 6

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.

Wednesday, August 6

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Wednesday, August 6

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Thursday, August 7

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Season 10 • Episode 15

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.

Thursday, August 7

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Thursday, August 7

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, August 7

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Thursday, August 7

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Thursday, August 7

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Thursday, August 7

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Thursday, August 7

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Thursday, August 7

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Thursday, August 7

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

Season 8 • Episode 12

Depressed after his breakup from Courtney, Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist.

Thursday, August 7

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

Season 8 • Episode 13

Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.

Friday, August 8

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Season 10 • Episode 17

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.

Friday, August 8

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Friday, August 8

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, August 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.