Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men - CBS

CBS

Series

2003

TV14

Sitcom

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

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2003–2015 Series 12 Seasons273 Episodes

Upcoming TV Airings

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Tuesday, March 26

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Tuesday, March 26

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Season 3 • Episode 13

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Tuesday, March 26

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10 • Episode 19

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Tuesday, March 26

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Season 10 • Episode 20

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her daughter.

Tuesday, March 26

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Tuesday, March 26

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Tuesday, March 26

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Tuesday, March 26

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Tuesday, March 26

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Tuesday, March 26

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Tuesday, March 26

That Special Tug

Season 3 • Episode 12

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Tuesday, March 26

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Season 3 • Episode 13

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Tuesday, March 26

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Tuesday, March 26

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Tuesday, March 26

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3 • Episode 17

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

Tuesday, March 26

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Tuesday, March 26

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Tuesday, March 26

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Wednesday, March 27

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Season 10 • Episode 1

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Wednesday, March 27

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Wednesday, March 27

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Season 3 • Episode 14

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.

Wednesday, March 27

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Season 10 • Episode 21

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

Wednesday, March 27

My Bodacious Vidalia

Season 10 • Episode 22

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma.

Wednesday, March 27

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Wednesday, March 27

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Wednesday, March 27

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Wednesday, March 27

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Wednesday, March 27

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Wednesday, March 27

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Wednesday, March 27

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Wednesday, March 27

Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Episode 23

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Wednesday, March 27

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3 • Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Wednesday, March 27

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Wednesday, March 27

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Wednesday, March 27

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wednesday, March 27

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wednesday, March 27

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Thursday, March 28

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Season 10 • Episode 3

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Thursday, March 28

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Thursday, March 28

My Tongue Is Meat

Season 3 • Episode 15

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Thursday, March 28

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 10 • Episode 23

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.

Thursday, March 28

Nangnangnangnang

Season 11 • Episode 1

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

Thursday, March 28

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Thursday, March 28

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Thursday, March 28

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Thursday, March 28

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Thursday, March 28

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Thursday, March 28

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Thursday, March 28

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Thursday, March 28

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Thursday, March 28

Tight's Good

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).

Thursday, March 28

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Thursday, March 28

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Thursday, March 28

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Thursday, March 28

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Thursday, March 28

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Friday, March 29

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Season 10 • Episode 5

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Friday, March 29

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Friday, March 29

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3 • Episode 17

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

Friday, March 29

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Season 11 • Episode 2

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

Friday, March 29

This Unblessed Biscuit

Season 11 • Episode 3

When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.

Friday, March 29

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Friday, March 29

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Friday, March 29

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Friday, March 29

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Friday, March 29

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Friday, March 29

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Saturday, March 30

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5 • Episode 19

Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.

Saturday, March 30

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3 • Episode 18

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Saturday, March 30

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Saturday, March 30

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Saturday, March 30

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Saturday, March 30

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Saturday, March 30

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Saturday, March 30

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Saturday, March 30

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Saturday, March 30

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Saturday, March 30

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Saturday, March 30

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Sunday, March 31

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Season 1 • Episode 15

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).

Sunday, March 31

That Was Saliva, Alan

Season 1 • Episode 16

Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.

Sunday, March 31

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Sunday, March 31

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Sunday, March 31

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Sunday, March 31

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Monday, April 1

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1 • Episode 5

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Monday, April 1

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1 • Episode 6

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6 • Episode 1

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Tuesday, April 2

And the Plot Moistens

Season 3 • Episode 21

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 2

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Tuesday, April 2

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5 • Episode 19

Charlie meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.

Tuesday, April 2

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

Season 6 • Episode 1

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Tuesday, April 2

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6 • Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Tuesday, April 2

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6 • Episode 4

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Tuesday, April 2

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6 • Episode 5

The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

Tuesday, April 2

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6 • Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Tuesday, April 2

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Wednesday, April 3

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Season 10 • Episode 7

Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.

Wednesday, April 3

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6 • Episode 2

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Wednesday, April 3

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3 • Episode 22

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 3

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Wednesday, April 3

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Season 6 • Episode 10

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Wednesday, April 3

The Devil's Lube

Season 6 • Episode 11

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Wednesday, April 3

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Wednesday, April 3

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Wednesday, April 3

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Wednesday, April 3

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Wednesday, April 3

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Thursday, April 4

I Scream When I Pee

Season 10 • Episode 9

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special.

Thursday, April 4

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6 • Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Thursday, April 4

Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3 • Episode 23

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 4

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Thursday, April 4

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Thursday, April 4

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Thursday, April 4

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Thursday, April 4

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Thursday, April 4

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Thursday, April 4

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thursday, April 4

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Friday, April 5

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Season 10 • Episode 11

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Friday, April 5

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6 • Episode 4

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Friday, April 5

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3 • Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 5

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Saturday, April 6

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6 • Episode 5

The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

Saturday, April 6

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Saturday, April 6

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Saturday, April 6

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Saturday, April 6

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Saturday, April 6

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Saturday, April 6

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Saturday, April 6

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Saturday, April 6

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Saturday, April 6

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Saturday, April 6

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Saturday, April 6

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4 • Episode 20

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Saturday, April 6

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Saturday, April 6

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Sunday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1 • Episode 7

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Monday, April 8

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Season 1 • Episode 8

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6 • Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Tuesday, April 9

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Season 3 • Episode 19

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 9

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Tuesday, April 9

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Tuesday, April 9

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Tuesday, April 9

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Tuesday, April 9

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Tuesday, April 9

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Tuesday, April 9

Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7 • Episode 11

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Tuesday, April 9

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Wednesday, April 10

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Season 10 • Episode 13

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.

Wednesday, April 10

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Wednesday, April 10

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3 • Episode 20

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 10

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

Wednesday, April 10

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Wednesday, April 10

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Wednesday, April 10

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Wednesday, April 10

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Wednesday, April 10

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Wednesday, April 10

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Wednesday, April 10

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Thursday, April 11

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Season 10 • Episode 15

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.

Thursday, April 11

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6 • Episode 8

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Thursday, April 11

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 11

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Thursday, April 11

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Thursday, April 11

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Thursday, April 11

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Thursday, April 11

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Thursday, April 11

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Thursday, April 11

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Thursday, April 11

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Friday, April 12

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Season 10 • Episode 17

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.

Friday, April 12

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Friday, April 12

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 12

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

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