Two and a Half Men

Sunday, May 5

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Sunday, May 5

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Sunday, May 5

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Sunday, May 5

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Sunday, May 5

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Sunday, May 5

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Monday, May 6

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1 • Episode 14

Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.

Monday, May 6

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Monday, May 6

Palmdale, Ech

Season 9 • Episode 19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Monday, May 6

Grandma's Pie

Season 9 • Episode 20

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife.

Monday, May 6

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Monday, May 6

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Monday, May 6

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Monday, May 6

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Monday, May 6

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Monday, May 6

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Tuesday, May 7

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Tuesday, May 7

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Tuesday, May 7

Mr. Hose Says Yes

Season 9 • Episode 21

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

Tuesday, May 7

Why We Gave Up Women

Season 9 • Episode 22

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.

Tuesday, May 7

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Tuesday, May 7

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Tuesday, May 7

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Tuesday, May 7

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Tuesday, May 7

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Tuesday, May 7

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Tuesday, May 7

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Tuesday, May 7

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Tuesday, May 7

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Tuesday, May 7

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Tuesday, May 7

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Tuesday, May 7

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4 • Episode 20

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Tuesday, May 7

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Tuesday, May 7

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Wednesday, May 8

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Season 11 • Episode 14

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Wednesday, May 8

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Wednesday, May 8

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Wednesday, May 8

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Season 9 • Episode 23

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love he receives upon his return from the hospital.

Wednesday, May 8

Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 9 • Episode 24

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

Wednesday, May 8

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Wednesday, May 8

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Wednesday, May 8

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Wednesday, May 8

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Wednesday, May 8

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Wednesday, May 8

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Wednesday, May 8

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Wednesday, May 8

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Wednesday, May 8

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wednesday, May 8

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Wednesday, May 8

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Wednesday, May 8

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Wednesday, May 8

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Wednesday, May 8

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Thursday, May 9

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Season 11 • Episode 16

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister.

Thursday, May 9

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Thursday, May 9

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Season 4 • Episode 23

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Thursday, May 9

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Season 10 • Episode 1

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

Thursday, May 9

A Big Bag of Dog

Season 10 • Episode 2

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Thursday, May 9

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Thursday, May 9

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Thursday, May 9

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Thursday, May 9

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Thursday, May 9

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Thursday, May 9

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Thursday, May 9

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Thursday, May 9

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Thursday, May 9

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Thursday, May 9

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Thursday, May 9

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Thursday, May 9

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Thursday, May 9

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Thursday, May 9

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Friday, May 10

West Side Story

Season 11 • Episode 18

Walden's ex invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Friday, May 10

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Friday, May 10

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4 • Episode 24

Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

Friday, May 10

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Season 10 • Episode 3

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

Friday, May 10

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Season 10 • Episode 4

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

Friday, May 10

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Friday, May 10

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Friday, May 10

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Friday, May 10

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Friday, May 10

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Friday, May 10

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Saturday, May 11

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Saturday, May 11

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Saturday, May 11

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Saturday, May 11

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Saturday, May 11

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Saturday, May 11

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Saturday, May 11

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Saturday, May 11

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Saturday, May 11

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Saturday, May 11

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Saturday, May 11

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Sunday, May 12

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Sunday, May 12

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Sunday, May 12

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Sunday, May 12

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Sunday, May 12

Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3 • Episode 10

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Sunday, May 12

Ergo, the Booty Call

Season 3 • Episode 16

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Monday, May 13

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Monday, May 13

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 13

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Tuesday, May 14

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 14

Pie Hole, Herb

Season 6 • Episode 2

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Tuesday, May 14

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6 • Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Tuesday, May 14

The Flavin' and the Mavin

Season 6 • Episode 4

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

Tuesday, May 14

A Jock Strap in Hell

Season 6 • Episode 5

The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

Tuesday, May 14

It's Always Nazi Week

Season 6 • Episode 6

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Tuesday, May 14

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Season 6 • Episode 7

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Tuesday, May 14

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6 • Episode 8

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Tuesday, May 14

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Wednesday, May 15

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Season 11 • Episode 20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Wednesday, May 15

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Wednesday, May 15

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 15

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Wednesday, May 15

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Wednesday, May 15

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Wednesday, May 15

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Wednesday, May 15

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Season 6 • Episode 16

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

Wednesday, May 15

The Ocu or the Pado?

Season 6 • Episode 17

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

Wednesday, May 15

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Thursday, May 16

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 11 • Episode 22

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Thursday, May 16

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Thursday, May 16

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, May 16

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Thursday, May 16

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Thursday, May 16

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Thursday, May 16

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Thursday, May 16

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thursday, May 16

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Thursday, May 16

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Thursday, May 16

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Friday, May 17

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Friday, May 17

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Friday, May 17

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, May 17

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Saturday, May 18

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Saturday, May 18

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Saturday, May 18

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Saturday, May 18

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Saturday, May 18

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Saturday, May 18

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7 • Episode 2

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

Saturday, May 18

Mmm, Fish. Yum

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

Saturday, May 18

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Saturday, May 18

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Saturday, May 18

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Saturday, May 18

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Sunday, May 19

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, May 19

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, May 19

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, May 19

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, May 19

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, May 19

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Monday, May 20

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, May 20

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7 • Episode 13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Tuesday, May 21

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, May 21

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Tuesday, May 21

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Tuesday, May 21

Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7 • Episode 11

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Tuesday, May 21

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7 • Episode 12

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

Tuesday, May 21

Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7 • Episode 13

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

Tuesday, May 21

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Tuesday, May 21

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

Tuesday, May 21

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Wednesday, May 22

Glamping in a Yurt

Season 12 • Episode 3

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

Wednesday, May 22

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Wednesday, May 22

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, May 22

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.