Tyler Perry’s House of Payne

Sunday, May 5

Fire and Desire

Season 5 • Episode 8

Ella scares the family with sudden mood swings; Malik gets detention to win over a girl.

Sunday, May 5

Unsung Heroes

Season 5 • Episode 9

Calvin's friend returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq.

Sunday, May 5

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Season 5 • Episode 10

Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management.

Sunday, May 5

True Lies

Season 5 • Episode 11

Malik's friend persuades him to cut class to impress classmates.

Monday, May 6

Sauce Bosses

Season 10 • Episode 5

Floyd gets an offer to buy out he and Curtis's barbecue sauce after winning a contest.

Monday, May 6

Missing Mustard Seeds

Season 10 • Episode 6

Curtis puts Ellas' big day in peril, and Malik takes a class.

Monday, May 6

In the Hot Seat

Season 10 • Episode 7

Calvin and Laura put their engagement to the test, joining pre-marital counseling.

Monday, May 6

Karen

Season 10 • Episode 8

Calvin becomes a victim of social injustice when he's accused of stealing car tags.

Monday, May 6

Me Against the World

Season 10 • Episode 9

Family game night at the Paynes' is crashed by a surprise guest.

Monday, May 6

Pow Wow at the Paynes

Season 10 • Episode 10

Ella is hesitant to tell Lisa what she thinks about her jewelry line.

Monday, May 6

Bearer of Bad News

Season 10 • Episode 11

Calvin wants his son in his wedding, but Miranda might not be on board.

Monday, May 6

Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

Season 5 • Episode 10

Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management.

Monday, May 6

True Lies

Season 5 • Episode 11

Malik's friend persuades him to cut class to impress classmates.

Monday, May 6

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Monday, May 6

Meet the Lucases

Season 5 • Episode 13

Health scare makes family members realize they need one another.

Monday, May 6

Out on a Limb

Season 5 • Episode 14

Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge.

Monday, May 6

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Monday, May 6

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Monday, May 6

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Tuesday, May 7

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Tuesday, May 7

Father's Day

Season 5 • Episode 19

Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop.

Tuesday, May 7

That Sounds Sweet

Season 5 • Episode 12

After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business.

Tuesday, May 7

Can't Buy Me Love

Season 5 • Episode 15

Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.

Wednesday, May 8

To Have and to Hold

Season 5 • Episode 16

Jazmine loses Calvin's engagement ring; Dana and Delante's relationship.

Wednesday, May 8

Unexpected Results

Season 5 • Episode 17

Jazmine's techer encourages C.J. and Janine to send her to a North Carolina school.

Wednesday, May 8

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Season 5 • Episode 18

Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party.

Wednesday, May 8

Father's Day

Season 5 • Episode 19

Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man finds comfort at the barbershop.

Wednesday, May 8

Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

Season 5 • Episode 20

Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts.

Wednesday, May 8

All Is Not Lost

Season 5 • Episode 21

Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling.

Wednesday, May 8

Party Over Here!

Season 5 • Episode 22

Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.

Wednesday, May 8

The Last Supper

Season 5 • Episode 23

Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella.

Wednesday, May 8

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 24

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Wednesday, May 8

We've Come This Far by Faith

Season 5 • Episode 25

Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.

Thursday, May 9

Labor Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 1

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock.

Thursday, May 9

Labor Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 2

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock.

Thursday, May 9

Your Wife Is a Payne

Season 6 • Episode 3

Calvin and Miranda argue over his ownership in the barbershop and his authority to make changes.

Thursday, May 9

Casa de Payne

Season 6 • Episode 4

Claretha surprises Ella with news that she has married a prince; the Paynes get new neighbors.

Friday, May 10

Casa de Payne

Season 6 • Episode 4

Claretha surprises Ella with news that she has married a prince; the Paynes get new neighbors.

Friday, May 10

It's a Payne Growing Up

Season 6 • Episode 5

C.J. suspects that Malik is the cause of a syphilis outbreak at his school.

Friday, May 10

Payne and Prejudice

Season 6 • Episode 6

The Paynes' new neighbors invite the family to their home for dinner.

Friday, May 10

Payneful News

Season 6 • Episode 7

Calvin and Miranda run into problems when they try to have a baby.

Friday, May 10

Payneful Loss

Season 6 • Episode 8

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthier.

Friday, May 10

Payneful Employment

Season 6 • Episode 9

C.J. interviews for a fire chief job in New Jersey.

Friday, May 10

Slightly Payneful Truth

Season 6 • Episode 10

Malik offers to teach Calvin's illiterate friend how to read.

Saturday, May 11

Fake Newsletters

Season 10 • Episode 12

Tension arises between Curtis and C.J. as they face off in a contentious local election.

Saturday, May 11

Home Invaders

Season 10 • Episode 13

Malik and C.J. are having trouble adjusting to a pregnant Lisa.

Saturday, May 11

DNAin't

Season 10 • Episode 14

Curtis has selfish motives for wanting the family to take a DNA test.

Saturday, May 11

Stop Shop and Roll

Season 10 • Episode 15

Ella's online shopping gets her in trouble; Lisa challenges Malik to stay off his phone.

Saturday, May 11

Paynefully Honest

Season 10 • Episode 16

Calvin and Miranda are in uncharted waters as they begin navigating co-parenting.

Saturday, May 11

Wondering Prince

Season 10 • Episode 17

Lisa helps Miranda set up her online dating profile.

Saturday, May 11

A Little Discipline

Season 10 • Episode 18

Calvin leaves their son alone with Laura for the first time, and things don't go very well.

Saturday, May 11

A Payneful Compromise

Season 10 • Episode 19

Ella wants Curtis to improve his diet, and the family learns an important lesson in compromising.

Saturday, May 11

Fine Wine

Season 10 • Episode 20

As Ella is spun into Laura's web of wedding plans, Calvin might not be ready to get married.

Saturday, May 11

The First Day

Season 10 • Episode 21

While Calvin and Laura make wedding plans, Miranda has made plans of her own.

Saturday, May 11

Payneful Suffering

Season 10 • Episode 22

As the family prepares for Janine's return, everyone and everything goes awry.

Saturday, May 11

What's in a Payne Name

Season 11 • Episode 1

Lisa and Malik come home with the new baby; Ella and Miranda welcome the couple and newborn home.

Saturday, May 11

Major Payne

Season 11 • Episode 2

Lisa struggles with what classes to take in college and is afraid she may make the wrong choices.

Sunday, May 12

Joy and Payne

Season 6 • Episode 11

Hernandez family confrontation; Floyd loses the barber shop.

Sunday, May 12

A Sister's Payne

Season 6 • Episode 12

Kiki's brother disappears; the no-date rule.

Sunday, May 12

A Grand Payne

Season 6 • Episode 13

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised.

Sunday, May 12

Games People Play

Season 6 • Episode 14

The Paynes celebrate their annual tailgating ritual.

Monday, May 13

Meme, Myself, and I

Season 11 • Episode 5

Calvin is inspired to use footage of Curtis having violent outbursts for a new ad campaign.

Monday, May 13

Good Will Nothing

Season 11 • Episode 6

CJ and the others begin sucking up to Curtis when they discover that he is updating his will.

Monday, May 13

Payne-Ting

Season 11 • Episode 7

Calvin, CJ, and Malik stumble upon a secret diary full of love poems Ella wrote to another man.

Monday, May 13

A Payne-ful Interview

Season 11 • Episode 8

Curtis freezes up during an interview with a magazine; the magazine becomes interested in Ella.

Monday, May 13

Woman to Woman

Season 11 • Episode 9

Laura gets Christian an autographed football jersey from a popular NFL player.

Monday, May 13

It Was All a Dream

Season 11 • Episode 10

Calvin finds himself in a sticky situation when he drunkenly sends sexual text messages to Miranda.

Monday, May 13

Payneful Pain

Season 11 • Episode 11

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by re-creating their first date for their anniversary.

Monday, May 13

Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married

Season 11 • Episode 12

Ella debates whether she should marry Curtis all over again after she finds out a secret.

Monday, May 13

Unwelcomed Neighbors

Season 11 • Episode 13

It looks like someone is occupying the old Caskey house; Curtis asks C.J. to help him investigate.

Monday, May 13

Cracked Nest Egg

Season 11 • Episode 14

Ella talks Curtis into lending the church money to fix their Help Center.

Monday, May 13

Help Wanted

Season 6 • Episode 15

Miranda, still torn about Calvin's kiss with Mercedes, meets a woman who may not be who she claims.

Monday, May 13

Old Lady Paynes

Season 6 • Episode 16

An impending visit from her mother makes Ella nervous.

Monday, May 13

I Don't Know This Payne

Season 6 • Episode 17

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall.

Monday, May 13

Paul Mall

Season 6 • Episode 18

Diego asks Calvin and Miranda to check out the guy Mercedes has been seeing.

Monday, May 13

With Friends Like These

Season 6 • Episode 19

Malik becomes friends with an HIV-positive classmate; Consuela must handle the boutique alone.

Monday, May 13

The Talent Show

Season 6 • Episode 20

Budget cuts put Curtis' firehouse on the chopping block.

Tuesday, May 14

Bringing Down the House

Season 6 • Episode 21

Curtis tries to cut corners when the foundation of the Paynes' house needs to be repaired.

Tuesday, May 14

Moving Day

Season 6 • Episode 22

With their house unhabitable, Curtis, Ella and Malik must move in with Calvin and Miranda.

Tuesday, May 14

Moving Out

Season 6 • Episode 23

Calvin gets into hot water with Miranda for his dalliance with Mercedes.

Tuesday, May 14

Back Where We Belong

Season 6 • Episode 24

Curtis and Calvin live at the barber shop and get in everybody's way.

Wednesday, May 15

Surprise! Part 1

Season 6 • Episode 25

When Calvin gets the $20,000 needed to repair his parents' house, he surprises them with the check.

Wednesday, May 15

Surprise! Part 2

Season 6 • Episode 26

When Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda, the conflict worsens.

Wednesday, May 15

Where's the Payne?

Season 7 • Episode 1

Calvin discovers Miranda is missing; Claretha moves in with Curtis and Ella.

Wednesday, May 15

Recurring Paynes

Season 7 • Episode 2

Miranda's mother confronts Calvin; C.J., Janine, and Jazmine return to town.

Wednesday, May 15

Wigging Out

Season 7 • Episode 3

Miranda returns with shocking news for Calvin; Claretha decides to start a home business.

Wednesday, May 15

Payne Speaking

Season 7 • Episode 4

Wednesday, May 15

Parental Payne

Season 7 • Episode 5

Calvin comforts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion; Malik is cast in Othello.

Wednesday, May 15

Payne, Payne Go Away

Season 7 • Episode 6

C.J., Janine and the kids move out of the Payne house; Jazmine decides to run away.

Wednesday, May 15

Marriage Paynes

Season 7 • Episode 7

The couples go on a marriage retreat, which ends with Miranda asking Calvin for a divorce.

Wednesday, May 15

Ms. Curtis

Season 7 • Episode 8

Calvin and Miranda get stuck in an elevator together.

Thursday, May 16

'Til Payne Do We Part

Season 7 • Episode 10

Claretha and Floyd encourage Curtis and Ella to explore the single life.

Thursday, May 16

Payneful Reunion

Season 7 • Episode 11

Ella plans a family reunion; Curtis and Ella teach Jazmine a lesson.

Thursday, May 16

From the Mouths of Babes

Season 7 • Episode 12

Janine thinks she's pregnant while C.J. contemplates a vasectomy; Jazmine helps Calvin and Miranda.

Thursday, May 16

Blackout X 3

Season 7 • Episode 13

A blackout brings relationship issues to light for all three Payne couples.

Friday, May 17

Lady Sings to Blue

Season 7 • Episode 14

Janine's former dealer threatens to unravel her new found happiness.

Friday, May 17

Something Brewing

Season 7 • Episode 15

The situation with Janine's dealer tests CJ's capacity to forgive.

Friday, May 17

Seal of Approval

Season 7 • Episode 16

The Paynes are surprised at Malik's plans; Curtis is asked to rejoin the fire department.

Friday, May 17

Payneful Pie

Season 7 • Episode 17

Ella makes an announcement that causes Curtis's financial plans to take a turn for the worst.

Friday, May 17

How Do You Like Your Roast?

Season 7 • Episode 18

Curtis's retirement party turns out to be a bigger surprise than he expected.

Friday, May 17

Curtis Sings the Blues

Season 7 • Episode 19

Curtis gets some advice from an unexpected source when he pitches in at the Help Center.

Friday, May 17

Whiplash

Season 10 • Episode 1

The family becomes concerned while searching for C.J. after learning he ran into a burning building.

Friday, May 17

A Payneful Lesson

Season 10 • Episode 2

Calvin goes out of his way to show Laura how wonderful their marriage will be.

Saturday, May 18

Insecurity System

Season 11 • Episode 17

To ward off any intrusions, CJ installs a home security system with audio-visual capabilities.

Saturday, May 18

Hashtag Help

Season 11 • Episode 18

Ella needs to get women to register for the church's help center to receive a much-needed grant.

Saturday, May 18

Mr. Bills

Season 11 • Episode 19

When Curtis demands cost-cutting, it backfires when Ella makes him cut back on his own hobbies.

Saturday, May 18

Coco Parenting

Season 11 • Episode 20

Calvin and Miranda enter the world of hysterical parenting when Christian has problems at school.

Saturday, May 18

So Nice to Meat You

Season 11 • Episode 21

After Glo exchanges harsh words with Curtis she gives him 210lbs of pork.

Saturday, May 18

Payneful Patriach

Season 11 • Episode 22

Malik steps into his destiny when he gets the opportunity to campaign across Georgia.

Saturday, May 18

A Wise Man's Opinion

Season 9 • Episode 1

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa's pregnancy.

Saturday, May 18

Delicious

Season 9 • Episode 2

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

Saturday, May 18

By Your Side

Season 9 • Episode 3

C.J and Janine find out that Lisa is pregnant; C.J and Janine decide to stand by Malik's side.

Saturday, May 18

The Old People Game

Season 9 • Episode 4

Jazmine believes that Janine may be expecting again; Jazmine learns that Malik is having a baby.

Saturday, May 18

Women of Today

Season 9 • Episode 5

Jazmine gets a lesson on servitude from Ella; Jazmine is pressured to have sex before she is ready.

Saturday, May 18

Mixed Emotions

Season 9 • Episode 6

Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.

Saturday, May 18

Love and Hate

Season 9 • Episode 7

Miranda is having second thoughts about her and Calvin's divorce.

Saturday, May 18

From Heart to Heart

Season 9 • Episode 8

Miranda takes Calvin to court for more child support; CJ has had it with Lisa.

Saturday, May 18

Someone

Season 9 • Episode 9

Miranda's interested in giving Calvin a second chance; Calvin decides to date again.

Saturday, May 18

Something's Rotten

Season 9 • Episode 10

Jazmine gets candid with Ella about wanting to have sex for the first time.

Sunday, May 19

Firestorm

Season 7 • Episode 20

A routine fire becomes C.J.'s worst nightmare; Ella recommends a book to Miranda and Claretha.

Sunday, May 19

Heartbeat

Season 7 • Episode 21

Calvin and Miranda have a pregnancy scare; Curtis and Claretha team up to make some quick cash.

Sunday, May 19

Through the Fire

Season 7 • Episode 22

Janine's mother takes over the house; Curtis's gig as the Safety Seal goes up in flames.

Sunday, May 19

The Bible: King Payne's Version

Season 7 • Episode 23

Ella tries to fit in with her study group; Curtis teaches Jazmine's Bible study group.

Monday, May 20

Hard Lessons

Season 9 • Episode 11

Curtis upsets Ella and must change his tune; Calvin confronts Miranda about talking to Laura.

Monday, May 20

Lucky Cards

Season 9 • Episode 12

Curtis revisits old habits; Laura and Calvin explore their new romance.

Monday, May 20

Moving On

Season 9 • Episode 13

Miranda decides to turn the page with Calvin; Ella doesn't completely believe her.

Monday, May 20

Been a Long Time

Season 9 • Episode 14

Curtis rallies Calvin and CJ into planning a surprise birthday party for Ella.

Monday, May 20

J. Boogie

Season 9 • Episode 15

C.J. and Janine try to get to know Jazmine's new boyfriend, Kaleb.

Monday, May 20

The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

Season 9 • Episode 16

She calls Floyd to help Curtis; Ella finds the vaporizer; Curtis and Ella try cannabis.

Monday, May 20

Dark Thirty

Season 9 • Episode 17

After taking a hit from a vape pen, Curtis seems to think he is now an addict.

Monday, May 20

Out of Character

Season 9 • Episode 18

Ella claims she didn't smoke although her lipstick was found on the vape pen.

Monday, May 20

The Package

Season 9 • Episode 19

Kaleb is putting extreme pressure on Jazmine to have sex with him for her first time.

Monday, May 20

If You Loved Me

Season 9 • Episode 20

Kaleb tries to convince Jazmine that if she loved him she would have sex with him.

Monday, May 20

The Bible: King Payne's Version

Season 7 • Episode 23

Ella tries to fit in with her study group; Curtis teaches Jazmine's Bible study group.

Monday, May 20

Matured Investment

Season 7 • Episode 24

Miranda sees a different side of Calvin when he has to watch Calvin, Jr..

Monday, May 20

Who's Your Daddy Now?

Season 7 • Episode 25

C.J. gets to meet his birth father; Curtis helps Jazmine pick an instrument for school.

Monday, May 20

Feet of Clay

Season 7 • Episode 26

Curtis gets a visit from an old friend; Calvin tries to impress a nursery school recruiter.

Monday, May 20

Date Night x 3

Season 7 • Episode 27

Plans go awry when the Payne men are forced to take their wives out on a date.

Monday, May 20

Watch the Son Shine

Season 7 • Episode 28

Calvin and Ella enroll in the same college course; Malik helps Curtis.

Monday, May 20

Drinking Game

Season 7 • Episode 29

Malik and a friend are home alone; Curtis takes Ella to dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Monday, May 20

Who's on Top?

Season 7 • Episode 30

C.J. gets a new boss; Floyd's ex-wife returns unexpectedly.

Monday, May 20

Help, Help, Help

Season 7 • Episode 31

Ella brings home work from the help center; the mother of Calvin's child gets into a accident.

Monday, May 20

Stinging Payne

Season 7 • Episode 32

Curtis tries to help C.J. trap his boss; Calvin and Miranda have financial problems.

Monday, May 20

Worth Fighting For

Season 7 • Episode 33

Malik must face a bully to win the heart of an upperclassman.

Monday, May 20

Oh Christmas Payne

Season 7 • Episode 9

Family and friends share their own versions of the Nativity story.

Tuesday, May 21

Who's Your Nanny

Season 7 • Episode 34

The mother of Calvin's child returns with some life changing news.

Tuesday, May 21

The Chef

Season 7 • Episode 35

Malik lies to his girlfriend about being a gourmet chef then must get Curtis' help to make a meal.

Tuesday, May 21

My Fair Curtis

Season 7 • Episode 36

Floyd tries win Claretha back with the help of Curtis and Ella.

Tuesday, May 21

Rest for the Weary

Season 7 • Episode 37

Working two jobs puts Calvin in a dangerous situation, Janine gets a promotion.

Wednesday, May 22

Thug Life

Season 7 • Episode 38

Malik gets involved with the wrong crowd and pays a price, big Jesse returns.

Wednesday, May 22

Rehabilitation

Season 7 • Episode 39

Malik's partner in crime comes to pay a visit despite C.J.'s rejections.

Wednesday, May 22

A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

Season 7 • Episode 40

Calvin and Miranda ask Tracie to stop visiting the house unannounced.

Wednesday, May 22

House Guest

Season 7 • Episode 41

Ella helps a victim of domestic abuse; Jazmine and C.J. prepare for the father-daughter dance.