Best Lines of the Week (August 3-9): ‘My Goal Here Is to Kill Them With Booty’

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Lodge 49

Dud: “The enguacification of the avocado is one of mankind’s great leaps.”
– Dud (Wyatt Russell) sings guacamole’s praises as he enjoys his famous 7 layer dip (with three layers).

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The Bold Type

Sutton: “I am very aroused by this hotel lobby.”
– Sutton (Meghann Fahy), living her Paris dreams to the absolute fullest.

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The 100

Monty: “Is it beautiful? It is in my dreams.”
– An elderly Monty (Christopher Larkin) talks to Clarke and Bellamy through a series of pre-recorded videos, and asks them what their new planet looks like.

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Succession

Connor: “I mean, I look at your face and, no offense, but I see dead babies.”
– Connor (Alan Ruck) “reading” Eavis for his politics—and his face.

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Making It

Simon: “This looks like a lousy third-rate prop for a B sci-fi movie, and that’s why I love it!”
– Judge Simon Doonan expresses his enthusiasm for Khiem’s rocket ship fort.

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Bachelor in Paradise

Bibiana: “My goal here is to kill them with booty.”
– Bibiana explains her strategy going into Paradise.

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Trial & Error: Lady, Killer

Lavinia: “If I were wearing my slapping gloves, you’d be tasting fresh peacock skin by now.”
– Lavinia Peck-Foster (Kristin Chenoweth) does not hold back from showing her frustration with lawyer Josh Segal (Nicholas D’Agosto) when her innocence comes into question.

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Better Call Saul

Gus: “Someone will move against the Salamancas, which brings war, which brings chaos—which brings the DEA.”
– Gus’ (Giancarlo Esposito) thoughts on what the future could hold, leaving everyone wondering what he will (and won’t) do to stop these events from happening.

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Sharp Objects

Camille: “The only Calhoun Day tradition you really need to respect is drinking enough to get through Calhoun Day.”
– Camille (Amy Adams) offers her cynical take on the Wind Gap tradition.

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Claws

Matilde: “That is not a wedding gown. That is for the drag queen, the RuPaul.”
Jenn: “Boo boo, that’s a compliment.”
– Jenn (Jenn Lyons) has no patience for Matilde’s (Sheryl Lee Ralph) attempt to criticize Desna’s choice of wedding outfit.

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From tropical drama on Bachelor in Paradise to legal intrigue and hilarity on Trial & Error: Lady, Killer, this was a week for lines that made us laugh out loud—plus a few others that took our breath away.

Click through the gallery above to see our 10 favorite lines on TV this week!