Best Lines on TV This Week (March 31-April 6): ‘You Have to Have Trust to Be Betrayed’

Real Housewives of New York City
“I toast to your marriage. I hope you don’t fall flat on your face with him.”
– Ramona Singer to frenemy Luann when the two have a very tense conversation about Tom (Luann’s soon-to-be husband) and his alleged infidelities.

New Girl
“Nick, you have been in love with this girl from the moment you opened the door and you first laid eyes on her. I have never seen you look at anyone else like that in my entire life. Except maybe, on a few occasions, me.”
– Schmidt (Max Greenfield) keeping it real with Nick (Jake Johnson) on his feelings for Jess (Zooey Deschanel).

iZombie
Liv:“I need some aspirin and a new brain.”
Ravi: “Is that so, scarecrow? Well, I need a new heart.”
– A broken-hearted Ravi (Rahul Kohli) references The Wizard of Oz to a hungover and hungry Liv (Rose McIver).

The Originals
“You’re her fairy tale prince. Now you’re real. You have a lot to live up to.”
– Hayley (Phoebe Tonkin) to Klaus (Joseph Morgan) on seeing his daughter for the first time in five years.

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
“You know, my father always said, ‘You have to have trust to be betrayed.'”
– A very intimidating and cold Fitz (Iain De Caestecker) as the Doctor in a Hydra-run world.

13 Reasons Why
“Hey, it’s Hannah. Hannah Baker. That’s right. Don’t adjust your…whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I’m about to tell you the story of my life.”
– Hannah’s (Katherine Langford) intro to the beginning of the story of her life.

Girls
“My favorite show growing up was this obscure Russian cartoon about this tiny cup of borscht that had no father.”
– Ray (Alex Karpovsky) to Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) and new love interest Abigail (Aidy Bryant), describing the most random show ever that we wish was real.