Best Lines of the Week (July 7-13): ‘Crush Them, Too. Great.’
Plenty of new shows and episodes graced out screens this week, providing plenty of comedy that keeps us laughing and drama that keeps us glued to our seats.
Real stories has us choked up; from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars having to kick off another contestant to emotional acceptance speeches at the ESPYS, there was no shortage of emotion. Meanwhile, some of our favorite networks and streaming services brought forward powerhouse episodes and shows. Apple TV+ gave us the finale of the newest comedy that we can’t help but obsess over with Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne starring as estranged best friends rekindling their relationship. HBO gave us a deeper and, as always, hilarious look into the history of the Gemstone clan in their newest episode of The Righteous Gemstones.
Whether you’re in the mood for tear or cheers, scroll down to find our favorite lines from this week.
The ESPYS (ABC)
“We are so honored to be standing next to such a strong, courageous human being.”
— Nathan Breske and the rest of the Buffalo Bills training staff share an emotional moment with Damar Hamlin during their acceptance speech for the Pat Tillman award for service. Back in January, Hamlin went into cardiac arrest during a game against the Cincinnati Bengals, and the Bills training staff saved his life.
The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)
“My motor runs hot, too. It’s that Gemstone temper we both got. We get it from daddy.”
— Young Jesse (J. Gaven Wilde) has a heart-to-heart with sister Judy (Emma Shannon), in the third “Interlude” episode of the series.
The Jewel Thief (Hulu)
“He’s a professional! He looks like my doctor!”
— A man describing Gerald Blanchard and how it was so unusual based on how scrawny he was.
Miracle Workers (TBS)
Scraps: “The Canyon People were hoping they could have their women and children back.”
Freya: “Hmm, I guess you could do that. Shut up! Crush them!”
Scraps: “Crush them, too. Great.”
— Scraps (Jon Bass) is helping Freya (Geraldine Viswanathan) with her routine check-ins and bookkeeping.
The Bachelorette (ABC)
“I don’t even know if he’s really an astronaut! Where is your oxygen tank? How are you going to space with no oxygen tank?”
— Contestant Michael making fun of another contestant’s costume for the Ken sing-off for Charity’s heart
The Great Food Truck Race: David and Goliath (Food Network)
Tyler Florence: “Now, if your dad were here right now, what would you say to him about your origin story?”
James: “I would just ask him, are you proud of me? He doesn’t really show his emotions too much. You know, that’s… that’s all I wanna hear from my dad.”
— Host Tyler Florence during a challenge to cook something based on his origin story
Platonic (Apple TV+)
Sylvia: “You’re gonna create so many drinks I won’t like.”
Will: “I’ll make one just for you. I’ll call it the Sylvia. It’ll be Riesling with apple juice, a Sun Chip rim, served in a full-size toddler’s car seat.”
Sylvia: “I would drink the crap out of that.”
— Will (Seth Rogen) describes to Sylvia (Rose Byrne) a new beverage he would jokingly create at his new job.
Match Me Abroad (TLC)
“It’s going to be rough. I’ve never done yoga before. But a little pain, a little embarrassment, it’ll be well worth it if I could see her again.”
— Harold about the date he is about to go on with Michaela and how he is a little bit frightened
Joe Pickett (Paramount +)
“No amount of good looks can fill up an empty bank account.”
— Grandma Missy (Sharon Lawrence) desperately wants to end her marriage and discusses with the girls how she’s in a financial crisis and they shouldn’t make the same mistakes.
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars (Paramount +)
“As it is written, so it shall be done. Jessica Wild. You are and will always be an All Star. You’re leaving us tonight. But the Fame Games have just begun. Now, sashay away.”
— RuPaul gives a contestant hope after an elimination.
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