I Love Lucy, “Lucy Meets Orson Welles”
Season 6, Episode 3
Recruiting the legendary Orson Welles to perform at the Copacabana means one thing: Lucy is going to try and get into the action. But Lucy finds herself disappointed when—in spite of a valiant attempt at the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet—Welles only wants her to assist him in his magic act. Learning that her high school drama teacher is in the audience, however, inspires Lucy to take matters into her own hands, and to Welles’ horror, she recites the Bard’s most enduring love-scene while floating on a broom in the center of the stage.
Best Line: “Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Romeo? Romeo, get me down from here!”