Best Lines of the Week: (Oct. 21-27): ‘What’s in the Brasserie, Stays in the Brasserie’
NCIS
Gibbs: “The more you know, the less you understand.”
– Gibbs (Mark Harmon) shares his insight on the existence of memes.
The Simpsons
Pazuzu: “Let me out, let me out! This boy has the darkest soul I’ve ever seen. It’s worse than working for David Schwimmer!”
– While trapped inside Bart (voiced by Nancy Cartwright), the devil has a troubling realization.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Kim: “Her body is the accessory.
Kourtney: “Is that Kanye’s phrase?”
– Kim Kardashian tries to help Khloe dress better, and she explains to Kourtney that their sister shouldn’t rely on accessories as much when she looks good all on her own.
Below Deck
Brie: “Just suck it up and do the work, rather than being obnoxious.”
– After Jen argues with Chief Stewardess Kate, Brie tells the camera that Jen is bringing about her own misery. Sometimes we all need tough love.
American Horror Story
Kai: “As he enters you, I will enter him. That way, I will be the father, but you will remain pure and unsoiled. You cool with that?”
– Kai (Evan Peters) reached a new low when he decided that he was going to create the next messiah baby with his sister Winter (Billie Lourd)
Chrisley Knows Best
Todd: “You will never find the comfort from a damn football that you do a girlfriend.”
– Todd Chrisley shares some southern advice for his son Grayson, who is thinking about trying out for the football team.
Graves
Glenn Beck: “If our republic is going to survive, we’re gonna need to find some common ground.”
Jeremy: “Or we can choose to grow a pair.”
– In the Season 2 premiere, an interview with political commentator Glenn Beck goes awry when Jeremy (Chris Lowell) goes off script.
Ghosted
Leroy: “You are not putting poop water on my face.”
– Barry (Adeel Akhtar) has what he thinks is a brilliant idea to help Leroy (Craig Robinson) after getting shot, but gets shut down pretty quickly about his toilet-water suggestion.
black-ish
Pops: “We never loan, we never sell.”
Ruby: “What’s in the brasserie, stays in the brasserie.”
– Pops (Laurence Fishburne) and Ruby (Jennifer Lewis) explain their Monopoly strategies to Jack (Miles Brown) on family game night.
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