Best Lines on TV This Week (June 23-29): ‘There’s a Slippery Little Snake in the Garden’
The $100,000 Pyramid
Michael Strahan: “We got a tight game. Patti, you’re giving the clues. What is your next subject?”
Patti Bertolino: “Monogamy, Schmonogamy!”
Michael Strahan: “Here we go.”
Italia Ricci: “Okay.”
Michael Strahan: “Patty, describe these things associated with the state of Utah.”
Patti Bertolino: “Oh, lord.”
Italia Ricci: “I’m Canadian!”
-Celeb guest Italia Ricci’s confidence suddenly drops when she hears the hint for her next category.
Pretty Little Liars
Jenna: “I may not be able to see, but I can smell a bitch a mile away.”
-Jenna (Tammin Sursok) confronts Addison (Ava Allan), the new queen bee of Rosewood High.
Queen Sugar
Nova: “It’s not semantics. Saying it plain keeps us from normalizing genocide.”
Robert: “Respectfully, I think genocide is a bit much. Our Jewish, Rwandan, our Syrian brothers and sisters, they might beg to differ.”
-Dr. Robert DuBois (Alimi Ballard) drops some knowledge on Nova (Rutina Wesley) during an insightful debate.
Downward Dog
Nan: “So this is your new gig, huh?”
Jason: “Yeah, turns out people will pay you to be moderately charming and pour liquids into cups.”
-Jason (Lucas Neff) describes the minimal criteria of his new bartending job.
The Carmichael Show
Jerrod: “I don’t want to be defined by this. I don’t want my whole identity to be ‘guy who survived the mall shooting’.”
-Jerrod (Jerrod Carmichael) laments about his family’s perceived overreaction to the show’s mass shooting event.
The Bachelorette
Kenny King: “Rachel’s Eve and I’m Adam, and there’s a slippery little snake in the garden.”
-Kenny King makes a not-so-thinly veiled reference about competitor Lee Garrett.
Silicon Valley
Big Head: “My username is ‘password’ and my password is ‘password.’”
Richard: “Your username is ‘password’?”
Big Head: “It was just easier.”
-Big Head (Josh Brener) gives Richard (Thomas Middleditch) his Stanford log-in info.
Battle of the Network Stars
Cari Champion: “It was a very tight finish. How were you able to pull it off?”
Bronson Pinchot: “I didn’t care anymore…about living. [Laughs]…because I think I only breathed once.”
-Bronson Pinchot explains his strategy for winning the swimming relay.
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