Susie Essman

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Actress

Birth Name: Susan Essman

Birth Date: May 31, 1955

Age: 69 years old

Birth Place: Mount Vernon, New York

A tough-as-nails New York stand-up comedienne, Susie Essman broke into showbiz with a small role in "Punchline" (1988), for which she also served as a comedy advisor. Notching memorable cameos onscreen and building a reputation as a sharp-tongued, quick-witted comic on the stage, Essman finally achieved stardom as Susie Greene, Jeff Garlin's foul-mouthed wife on Larry David's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (HBO, 2000- ). With her unique ability to turn her character's expletive-laden, devastatingly caustic rants into hilariously profane brilliance, Essman stole all her scenes and emerged as one of the long-running show's most popular characters. She furthered her career with turns on the prank-call comedy show "Crank Yankers" (Comedy Central, 2002-05; MTV2, 2007) and by voicing the streetwise cat Mittens in Disney's animated superdog hit "Bolt" (2008).

A proud alumna of multiple comedy specials and celebrity roasts, Essman also penned an autobiographical book of comedic essays, "What Would Susie Say? Bullsh*t Wisdom About Love, Life and Comedy." Although she may not have become a household name per se, Susie Essman enjoyed a reputation as a respected, talented comedienne who electrified any project with her dangerous and abrasive sense of humor.

Born May 31, 1955 in New York City, Susan "Susie" Essman was the daughter of a doctor, Leonard, and a Russian professor, Zora. Her Jewish and New Yorker identities helped provide and shape her sense of humor, leading Essman to cut her teeth in the cutthroat stand-up comedy business. She broke into the business with a pair of small performances in "Crocodile Dundee II" (1988) and the Tom Hanks/Sally Field misfire "Punchline" (1988), serving as a stand-up comedy advisor on the latter. Along with fellow comedian and kindred spirit Joy Behar, Essman provided sassy support to Kate Jackson in the television adaptation of the Diane Keaton film comedy "Baby Boom" (NBC, 1988-89). She continued to book small film roles of increasing importance in such diverse projects as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II The Secret of the Ooze" (1991), "Volcano" (1997), "The Siege" (1998) and "Keeping the Faith" (2000).

Although she worked steadily as a film and TV actress, Essman's stand-up career remained her greatest passion, and she built a successful reputation as a comedienne, appearing in many projects, celebrity roasts and revues. Her take-no-prisoners sense of humor came in handy with multiple appearances as the voice of Helen Higgins on the puppet-based, prank-call comedy show "Crank Yankers" (Comedy Central, 2002-05; MTV2, 2007), where Essman proved just how tough she could be in the pursuit of the perfect punchline. Nowhere was her go-for-the-throat comedy fearlessness more apparent than her role as Susie Greene, the acid-tongued, short-tempered wife of Jeff (Jeff Garlin) on Larry David's misanthropic smash "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (HBO, 2000- ). Turning her profanity-laced rants tantrums into a hilarious X-rated art form, Essman stole all of her scenes and emerged as the series' ultimate secret comedic weapon.

With her profile raised higher than ever, she voiced a sardonic, streetwise cat named Mittens in the successful Disney animated comedy "Bolt" (2008), opposite John Travolta and Miley Cyrus, and appeared in the ancient Jewish tradition-steeped romantic drama "Loving Leah" (CBS, 2009). That same year, she published her first book, What Would Susie Say? Bullsh*t Wisdom about Love, Life and Comedy. As "Curb" continued its impressive run, Essman scored laughs on the big screen in Kevin Smith's Bruce Willis/Tracy Morgan buddy comedy "Cop Out" (2010) with a fun cameo as a tough-talking, pistol-packing mama.

By Jonathan Riggs

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The History of Curb Your Enthusiasm With Jeff Garlin & Susie Essman

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2024

Live with Kelly and Mark

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2023

Tia Chớp

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2022

Sherri

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2022

Bless This MessStream

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Donna
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2019
82%

Today With Hoda & Jenna

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2019

Wrestling: WWE Raw

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Susie
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2017

Band Aid

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Shirley
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2017

Gilbert

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2017

Where Have You Gone, Lou DiMaggio?

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2017

Those Who Can't

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2016

The Last Laugh

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2016

The Late Show With Stephen ColbertStream

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2015

Weird Loners

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2015
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The Nightly Show With Larry WilmoreStream

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2015
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The Meredith Vieira Show

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2014

Women Aren't Funny

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2014

Beat Bobby FlayStream

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2014

Late Night With Seth MeyersStream

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2014

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonStream

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2014

Broad CityStream

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Bobbi Wexler
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2014
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The GoldbergsStream

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Edie Robb
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2013

The Social

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2013

Take Me to Your Mother

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2013

Putzel

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Gilda
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2012

Anderson

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2011

Bob's BurgersStream

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Lorraine
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2011

The Talk

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2010

Blue BloodsStream

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2010

The Nate Berkus Show

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2010

The Open Mind

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2010

Adventure TimeStream

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Barb
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2010
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The Marriage Ref

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2010

Cop OutStream

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Laura
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2010
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The Joy Behar Show

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2009

Watch What Happens Live With Andy CohenStream

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2009

The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien

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2009

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

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2009

Super Rhino

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Mittens
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2009

Loving LeahStream

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Malka
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2009

The Bonnie Hunt Show

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2008

Comedy Central Roast of Bob SagetStream

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2008

The Wendy Williams Show

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2008

Million Dollar Password

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2008

BoltStream

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Mittens
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2008
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Today With Kathie Lee & Hoda

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2007

The Martha Stewart Show

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2005

8 Out of 10 Cats

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2005

American DadStream

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Mrs. Lonstein
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2005

The ManStream

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Lt. Carbone
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2005
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Comedy Central RoastStream

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2003

Jimmy Kimmel Live!Stream

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2003

Crank YankersStream

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Helen Higgins
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2002

Curb Your EnthusiasmStream

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Susie Greene
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2000
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Curb Your EnthusiasmStream

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Susie Greene
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2000
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The Early Show

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1999

Law & Order: Special Victims UnitStream

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Arlene Heller
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1999
78%

The Daily Show With Jon StewartStream

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1999

The King of QueensStream

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1998

The View

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1997

Late Night With Conan O'Brien

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1993

Law & OrderStream

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1990

The SimpsonsStream

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Aunt Sadie
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1989
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One-Night Stand

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1989

Baby Boom

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Charlotte Elkman
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1988

Kate & Allie

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1984

CBS News Sunday MorningStream

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1979

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny CarsonStream

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1962

Today

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1952

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