Family Guy

Tuesday, March 25

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Tuesday, March 25

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter claims he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but finds it isn't as easy as he thought.

Tuesday, March 25

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Tuesday, March 25

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Tuesday, March 25

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Tuesday, March 25

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Tuesday, March 25

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Tuesday, March 25

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Tuesday, March 25

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts advising Peter and Lois on their relationship.

Wednesday, March 26

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy; Joe quits his job and takes a road trip.

Wednesday, March 26

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Wednesday, March 26

Road to the North Pole

Season 9 • Episode 8

After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole.

Wednesday, March 26

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Wednesday, March 26

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Wednesday, March 26

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Wednesday, March 26

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Wednesday, March 26

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Wednesday, March 26

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Wednesday, March 26

The Peanut Butter Kid

Season 14 • Episode 11

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

Wednesday, March 26

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Wednesday, March 26

Cop and a Half-wit

Season 15 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit.

Wednesday, March 26

The Woof of Wall Street

Season 16 • Episode 15

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him about the stock market; the guys look after the Drunken Clam.

Wednesday, March 26

"Family Guy" Through the Years

Season 16 • Episode 16

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years.

Wednesday, March 26

Coma Guy

Season 18 • Episode 17

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma.

Wednesday, March 26

Take a Letter

Season 14 • Episode 17

Lois becomes a postal worker and finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.

Wednesday, March 26

The New Adventures of Old Tom

Season 14 • Episode 18

Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; Brian pretends to be rich.

Wednesday, March 26

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Thursday, March 27

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter claims he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but finds it isn't as easy as he thought.

Thursday, March 27

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Thursday, March 27

Trading Places

Season 9 • Episode 15

When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris goes to work and Meg runs the house.

Thursday, March 27

Tiegs for Two

Season 9 • Episode 16

Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames.

Thursday, March 27

Run, Chris, Run

Season 14 • Episode 19

When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him at the ceremony.

Thursday, March 27

Road to India

Season 14 • Episode 20

When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her.

Thursday, March 27

The Boys in the Band

Season 15 • Episode 1

Stewie and Brian form a successful children's band; Chris takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life.

Thursday, March 27

Bookie of the Year

Season 15 • Episode 2

Chris becomes a baseball pitcher; Stewie, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Brian open an Italian restaurant.

Thursday, March 27

American Gigg-olo

Season 15 • Episode 3

With the airline pilots on strike, Quagmire decides to become a gigolo to earn money.

Thursday, March 27

Inside Family Guy

Season 15 • Episode 4

An inside look at a "Family Guy" production week; Peter is replaced and pitches a new series.

Thursday, March 27

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Season 15 • Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris.

Thursday, March 27

Hot Shots

Season 15 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate Stewie; they encourage the rest of Quahog to follow suit.

Thursday, March 27

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Thursday, March 27

Carter and Tricia

Season 15 • Episode 8

Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans.

Thursday, March 27

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Friday, March 28

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Season 14 • Episode 2

The guys search for Joe's estranged father; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.

Friday, March 28

Guy Robot

Season 14 • Episode 3

Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend.

Friday, March 28

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Friday, March 28

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Friday, March 28

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Season 15 • Episode 9

Peter gets power hungry when asked to be a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian crash office parties.

Friday, March 28

Passenger Fatty-Seven

Season 15 • Episode 10

Quagmire's flying abilities are put to the test when he and the guys head to San Francisco.

Friday, March 28

Gronkowsbees

Season 15 • Episode 11

Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Friday, March 28

Peter's Def Jam

Season 15 • Episode 12

The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo; Brian is forced to move into Stewie's bedroom.

Friday, March 28

The Finer Strings

Season 15 • Episode 13

Peter isn't good enough for the guy's string quartet; Brian becomes Carter's seeing eye dog.

Friday, March 28

The Dating Game

Season 15 • Episode 14

Peter and the gang must intervene when Quagmire gets out of control with a popular dating app.

Friday, March 28

Cop and a Half-wit

Season 15 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe with several crime cases but gets angry when Joe tries to take all of the credit.

Friday, March 28

Saturated Fat Guy

Season 15 • Episode 16

Peter starts a food truck business in an attempt to avoid the healthy food Lois forces him to eat.

Friday, March 28

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Friday, March 28

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Saturday, March 29

Hot Pocket-Dial

Season 14 • Episode 7

Quagmire admits that he has feelings for Lois after accidentally calling Peter.

Saturday, March 29

Brokeback Swanson

Season 14 • Episode 8

The guys find Joe too difficult to be around when he becomes a quadriplegic.

Saturday, March 29

Dearly Deported

Season 15 • Episode 19

When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he steps up to take care of her twins.

Saturday, March 29

A House Full of Peters

Season 15 • Episode 20

Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.

Saturday, March 29

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Saturday, March 29

Foxx in the Men House

Season 16 • Episode 2

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Saturday, March 29

Nanny Goats

Season 16 • Episode 3

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

Saturday, March 29

Follow the Money

Season 16 • Episode 4

When Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday, he quickly loses it.

Saturday, March 29

Three Directors

Season 16 • Episode 5

Peter gets fired from the brewery in the signature styles of three famous Hollywood film directors.

Saturday, March 29

The D in Apartment 23

Season 16 • Episode 6

The Griffins force Brian to move out after he posts an offensive tweet that goes viral.

Saturday, March 29

Petey IV

Season 16 • Episode 7

Vladimir Putin visits after Peter writes to him about an ending in the Russian version of a film.

Saturday, March 29

Crimes and Meg's Demeanor

Season 16 • Episode 8

Meg takes up drinking; Brian spies on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.

Sunday, March 30

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Season 16 • Episode 9

Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Sunday, March 30

Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)

Season 16 • Episode 10

Brian, smitten with a show dog, enters a competition in which the winner gets to breed her.

Sunday, March 30

Pitch Imperfect New

Season 23 • Episode 7

Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw.

Sunday, March 30

Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Season 16 • Episode 9

Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future.

Sunday, March 30

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Sunday, March 30

Send in Stewie, Please

Season 16 • Episode 12

Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session.

Sunday, March 30

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Sunday, March 30

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Monday, March 31

The Peanut Butter Kid

Season 14 • Episode 11

Lois and Peter become show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial.

Monday, March 31

Scammed Yankees

Season 14 • Episode 12

Peter and Carter fall for an email scam and go to Africa to recover their money.

Monday, March 31

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Monday, March 31

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Monday, March 31

The Woof of Wall Street

Season 16 • Episode 15

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him about the stock market; the guys look after the Drunken Clam.

Monday, March 31

"Family Guy" Through the Years

Season 16 • Episode 16

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years.

Monday, March 31

Switch the Flip

Season 16 • Episode 17

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents.

Monday, March 31

HTTPete

Season 16 • Episode 18

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle.

Monday, March 31

The Unkindest Cut

Season 16 • Episode 19

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part; Stewie and Brian search for Mort to collect a reward.

Monday, March 31

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Season 16 • Episode 20

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Monday, March 31

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Monday, March 31

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Monday, March 31

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Monday, March 31

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Tuesday, April 1

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Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

Seahorse Seashell Party

Season 10 • Episode 2

A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls; Meg loses it.

Tuesday, April 1

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Season 10 • Episode 3

When Quagmire ends up in the hospital, his sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

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Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 1

Trans-Fat

Season 17 • Episode 13

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event.

Tuesday, April 1

Family Guy Lite

Season 17 • Episode 14

Peter decides to take his health more seriously; Lois tries to write a romantic fantasy novel.

Tuesday, April 1

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Wednesday, April 2

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Wednesday, April 2

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Wednesday, April 2

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Wednesday, April 2

Thanksgiving

Season 10 • Episode 6

Lois invites the whole gang to Thanksgiving dinner; Joe's formerly MIA son returns from Iraq.

Wednesday, April 2

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Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 2

Absolutely Babulous

Season 18 • Episode 3

Stewie receives a participation medal and begins to question everything he has ever won.

Wednesday, April 2

Disney's The Reboot

Season 18 • Episode 4

A focus group views three versions of the show's reboot, producing some feedback.

Wednesday, April 2

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Thursday, April 3

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, April 3

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Thursday, April 3

And Then There Were Fewer

Season 9 • Episode 1

When James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, the evening turns into a murder mystery.

Thursday, April 3

Cat Fight

Season 18 • Episode 5

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to shut down the café.

Thursday, April 3

Peter & Lois' Wedding

Season 18 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

Thursday, April 3

Heart Burn

Season 18 • Episode 7

The Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.

Thursday, April 3

Shanksgiving

Season 18 • Episode 8

When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner, Peter decides to avoid it by getting arrested.

Thursday, April 3

Christmas Is Coming

Season 18 • Episode 9

Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa.

Thursday, April 3

Connie's Celica

Season 18 • Episode 10

Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school.

Thursday, April 3

Short Cuts

Season 18 • Episode 11

Brian accidentally becomes a local hero; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.

Thursday, April 3

Undergrounded

Season 18 • Episode 12

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him.

Thursday, April 3

Rich Old Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 13

Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

Thursday, April 3

The Movement

Season 18 • Episode 14

Peter gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel.

Thursday, April 3

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Friday, April 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 4

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 4

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Friday, April 4

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Friday, April 4

Baby Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 15

Stewie builds a machine to allow him to remain smart forever, but it has adverse consequences.

Friday, April 4

Start Me Up

Season 18 • Episode 16

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at work, so his boss tells him to work from home.

Friday, April 4

Coma Guy

Season 18 • Episode 17

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma.

Friday, April 4

Better Off Meg

Season 18 • Episode 18

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story.

Friday, April 4

Holly Bibble

Season 18 • Episode 19

Cooped up in a hotel room, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Friday, April 4

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Season 18 • Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school.

Friday, April 4

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Friday, April 4

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Friday, April 4

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Friday, April 4

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Saturday, April 5

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Saturday, April 5

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Saturday, April 5

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, April 5

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Saturday, April 5

Meg's Wedding

Season 19 • Episode 6

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off.

Saturday, April 5

Wild Wild West

Season 19 • Episode 7

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be.

Saturday, April 5

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Saturday, April 5

The First No L

Season 19 • Episode 9

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out.

Saturday, April 5

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Saturday, April 5

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Saturday, April 5

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Saturday, April 5

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Saturday, April 5

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Sunday, April 6

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Sunday, April 6

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Sunday, April 6 New

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Sunday, April 6

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Sunday, April 6

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Sunday, April 6

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Sunday, April 6

Meg Goes to College

Season 19 • Episode 18

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Sunday, April 6

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Sunday, April 6

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Monday, April 7

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, April 7

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Monday, April 7

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Monday, April 7

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Monday, April 7

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Monday, April 7

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Monday, April 7

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Monday, April 7

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Monday, April 7

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Monday, April 7

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Monday, April 7

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Monday, April 7

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Monday, April 7

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Monday, April 7

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

Burning Down the Bayit

Season 10 • Episode 15

Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down the pharmacy to collect the insurance money.

Tuesday, April 8

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Tuesday, April 8

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Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 8

First Blood

Season 20 • Episode 19

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch.

Tuesday, April 8

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Tuesday, April 8

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Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 9

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Wednesday, April 9

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Wednesday, April 9

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Thursday, April 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, April 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, April 10

Internal Affairs

Season 10 • Episode 23

Peter encourages Joe to have a one-night stand to get even with Bonnie.

Thursday, April 10

Into Fat Air

Season 11 • Episode 1

In order to compete with ambitious friends, the Griffins decide to climb Mount Everest.

Thursday, April 10

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Thursday, April 10

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Thursday, April 10

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Thursday, April 10

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Thursday, April 10

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Thursday, April 10

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Thursday, April 10

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Thursday, April 10

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Thursday, April 10

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Thursday, April 10

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Thursday, April 10

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 11

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 11

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Friday, April 11

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Friday, April 11

Death Has a Shadow

Season 1 • Episode 1

Peter gets drunk, setting off a series of events which end at the Super Bowl.

Friday, April 11

I Never Met the Dead Man

Season 1 • Episode 2

Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables.