Family Guy

Wednesday, April 2

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Wednesday, April 2

A Wife-Changing Experience

Season 21 • Episode 3

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie.

Wednesday, April 2

The Munchurian Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 4

Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Wednesday, April 2

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Wednesday, April 2

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Wednesday, April 2

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Wednesday, April 2

Absolutely Babulous

Season 18 • Episode 3

Stewie receives a participation medal and begins to question everything he has ever won.

Wednesday, April 2

Disney's The Reboot

Season 18 • Episode 4

A focus group views three versions of the show's reboot, producing some feedback.

Wednesday, April 2

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Thursday, April 3

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Thursday, April 3

A Wife-Changing Experience

Season 21 • Episode 3

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie.

Thursday, April 3

And Then There Were Fewer

Season 9 • Episode 1

When James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, the evening turns into a murder mystery.

Thursday, April 3

Cat Fight

Season 18 • Episode 5

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to shut down the café.

Thursday, April 3

Peter & Lois' Wedding

Season 18 • Episode 6

Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

Thursday, April 3

Heart Burn

Season 18 • Episode 7

The Griffins recount their own versions of three love stories.

Thursday, April 3

Shanksgiving

Season 18 • Episode 8

When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner, Peter decides to avoid it by getting arrested.

Thursday, April 3

Christmas Is Coming

Season 18 • Episode 9

Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa.

Thursday, April 3

Connie's Celica

Season 18 • Episode 10

Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school.

Thursday, April 3

Short Cuts

Season 18 • Episode 11

Brian accidentally becomes a local hero; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.

Thursday, April 3

Undergrounded

Season 18 • Episode 12

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him.

Thursday, April 3

Rich Old Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 13

Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

Thursday, April 3

The Movement

Season 18 • Episode 14

Peter gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel.

Thursday, April 3

Better Off Meg

Season 18 • Episode 18

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story.

Friday, April 4

Holly Bibble

Season 18 • Episode 19

Cooped up in a hotel room, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Friday, April 4

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Season 18 • Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school.

Friday, April 4

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Friday, April 4

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Friday, April 4

Baby Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 15

Stewie builds a machine to allow him to remain smart forever, but it has adverse consequences.

Friday, April 4

Start Me Up

Season 18 • Episode 16

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at work, so his boss tells him to work from home.

Friday, April 4

Coma Guy

Season 18 • Episode 17

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma.

Friday, April 4

Better Off Meg

Season 18 • Episode 18

When Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story.

Friday, April 4

Holly Bibble

Season 18 • Episode 19

Cooped up in a hotel room, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

Friday, April 4

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Season 18 • Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school.

Friday, April 4

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Friday, April 4

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Friday, April 4

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Friday, April 4

Pawtucket Pete

Season 17 • Episode 9

The brewery decides it needs a new mascot; Peter and Brian compete for the honor.

Saturday, April 5

The Movement

Season 18 • Episode 14

Peter gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel.

Saturday, April 5

Start Me Up

Season 18 • Episode 16

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at work, so his boss tells him to work from home.

Saturday, April 5

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Saturday, April 5

Meg's Wedding

Season 19 • Episode 6

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off.

Saturday, April 5

Wild Wild West

Season 19 • Episode 7

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be.

Saturday, April 5

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Saturday, April 5

The First No L

Season 19 • Episode 9

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out.

Saturday, April 5

Fecal Matters

Season 19 • Episode 10

After going through flu season without getting ill, the hospital asks Peter to volunteer as a nurse.

Saturday, April 5

Switch the Flip

Season 16 • Episode 17

To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents.

Saturday, April 5

HTTPete

Season 16 • Episode 18

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle.

Saturday, April 5

The Unkindest Cut

Season 16 • Episode 19

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part; Stewie and Brian search for Mort to collect a reward.

Saturday, April 5

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Season 16 • Episode 20

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Sunday, April 6

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Sunday, April 6

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Sunday, April 6

Hard Times at Adam West High New

Season 23 • Episode 8

Chris uses Stewie's time machine to stop himself from having an erection during a book report.

Sunday, April 6

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Sunday, April 6

Dog Bites Bear

Season 16 • Episode 11

Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.

Sunday, April 6

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Sunday, April 6

Meg Goes to College

Season 19 • Episode 18

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Sunday, April 6

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Sunday, April 6

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Monday, April 7

Stand by Meg

Season 17 • Episode 6

Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident; Stewie tries to create a better life for Meg.

Monday, April 7

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Monday, April 7

The Griffin Winter Games

Season 17 • Episode 7

Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

Monday, April 7

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Monday, April 7

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Monday, April 7

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Monday, April 7

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Monday, April 7

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Monday, April 7

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Monday, April 7

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Monday, April 7

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Monday, April 7

The Birthday Bootlegger

Season 20 • Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

Monday, April 7

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Monday, April 7

Christmas Crime

Season 20 • Episode 10

When Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect.

Tuesday, April 8

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Tuesday, April 8

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Tuesday, April 8

Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5 • Episode 1

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Tuesday, April 8

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Tuesday, April 8

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Tuesday, April 8

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Tuesday, April 8

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Tuesday, April 8

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Tuesday, April 8

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Tuesday, April 8

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Tuesday, April 8

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Tuesday, April 8

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Tuesday, April 8

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Tuesday, April 8

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Tuesday, April 8

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Tuesday, April 8

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Tuesday, April 8

First Blood

Season 20 • Episode 19

The guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch.

Tuesday, April 8

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Tuesday, April 8

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Wednesday, April 9

Carter and Tricia

Season 15 • Episode 8

Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans.

Wednesday, April 9

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Season 15 • Episode 9

Peter gets power hungry when asked to be a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian crash office parties.

Wednesday, April 9

Hell Comes to Quahog

Season 5 • Episode 3

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Wednesday, April 9

Saving Private Brian

Season 5 • Episode 4

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit.

Wednesday, April 9

Road to the North Pole

Season 9 • Episode 8

After getting the brush-off from Santa at the mall, Brian and Stewie travel to the North Pole.

Wednesday, April 9

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Wednesday, April 9

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Wednesday, April 9

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Wednesday, April 9

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Wednesday, April 9

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Wednesday, April 9

High School English

Season 15 • Episode 7

The cast re-enacts "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men."

Wednesday, April 9

Carter and Tricia

Season 15 • Episode 8

Peter overhears Carter's plan to save money by using toxic chemicals in the brewery's beer cans.

Wednesday, April 9

How the Griffin Stole Christmas

Season 15 • Episode 9

Peter gets power hungry when asked to be a mall Santa; Stewie and Brian crash office parties.

Wednesday, April 9

Gronkowsbees

Season 15 • Episode 11

Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Wednesday, April 9

The Dating Game

Season 15 • Episode 14

Peter and the gang must intervene when Quagmire gets out of control with a popular dating app.

Wednesday, April 9

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Wednesday, April 9

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Wednesday, April 9

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Thursday, April 10

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Thursday, April 10

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Thursday, April 10

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Season 5 • Episode 5

When Peter's boss tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Thursday, April 10

Prick Up Your Ears

Season 5 • Episode 6

Lois teaches a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns Chris has some incorrect information.

Thursday, April 10

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Thursday, April 10

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Thursday, April 10

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Thursday, April 10

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Thursday, April 10

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Thursday, April 10

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Thursday, April 10

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Thursday, April 10

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Thursday, April 10

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Thursday, April 10

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Thursday, April 10

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Friday, April 11

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Friday, April 11

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Friday, April 11

Chick Cancer

Season 5 • Episode 7

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Friday, April 11

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Friday, April 11

Death Has a Shadow

Season 1 • Episode 1

Peter gets drunk, setting off a series of events which end at the Super Bowl.

Friday, April 11

I Never Met the Dead Man

Season 1 • Episode 2

Teaching Meg to drive, Peter wrecks a satellite dish; Stewie hates vegetables.

Friday, April 11

Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Season 1 • Episode 3

It's Stewie's first birthday, but Meg is at a party that is really a cult meeting.

Friday, April 11

Mind Over Murder

Season 1 • Episode 4

Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Friday, April 11

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Friday, April 11

The Son Also Draws

Season 1 • Episode 6

Peter has to prove his American Indian heritage to win back Lois' losses at a reservation casino.

Friday, April 11

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season 1 • Episode 7

Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.

Friday, April 11

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Season 2 • Episode 1

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home.

Friday, April 11

Holy Crap

Season 2 • Episode 2

Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity.

Friday, April 11

Da Boom

Season 2 • Episode 3

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Saturday, April 12

Brian in Love

Season 2 • Episode 4

While Brian searches for himself, he discovers that he is in love with his best friend's wife.

Saturday, April 12

Love Thy Trophy

Season 2 • Episode 5

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes for bigger tips.

Saturday, April 12

Death Is a Bitch

Season 2 • Episode 6

Death pays Peter a visit when he claims "deceased" on insurance forms.

Saturday, April 12

The King Is Dead

Season 2 • Episode 7

Peter becomes mad with power during a production of "The King and I."

Saturday, April 12

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Saturday, April 12

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Saturday, April 12

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Saturday, April 12

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Saturday, April 12

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Saturday, April 12

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Sunday, April 13

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Sunday, April 13

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Sunday, April 13

The Elle Word New

Season 23 • Episode 9

Peter, Joe and Cleveland go on a stakeout and discover Quagmire is datine the librarian.

Sunday, April 13

Send in Stewie, Please

Season 16 • Episode 12

Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session.

Sunday, April 13

V Is for Mystery

Season 16 • Episode 13

Stewie and Brian embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Sunday, April 13

There's Something About Paulie

Season 2 • Episode 16

Peter gets embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.

Sunday, April 13

He's Too Sexy for His Fat

Season 2 • Episode 17

Peter talks himself into getting liposuction and other plastic surgery.

Sunday, April 13

E. Peterbus Unum

Season 2 • Episode 18

Peter declares his land a country and makes himself president.

Sunday, April 13

The Story on Page 1

Season 2 • Episode 19

Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Monday, April 14

An App a Day

Season 14 • Episode 13

After Peter overloads his cellphone with apps, he gives it to Chris, triggering a series of events.

Monday, April 14

Underage Peter

Season 14 • Episode 14

When Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50, Peter makes Brian buy his alcohol.

Monday, April 14

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Monday, April 14

The Heartbreak Dog

Season 14 • Episode 16

Chris finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community.

Monday, April 14

Foxx in the Men House

Season 16 • Episode 2

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Monday, April 14

Wasted Talent

Season 2 • Episode 20

Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket.

Monday, April 14

Fore, Father

Season 2 • Episode 21

Chris gets a job picking up golf balls; Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland Jr.

Monday, April 14

The Thin White Line

Season 3 • Episode 1

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

Monday, April 14

Brian Does Hollywood

Season 3 • Episode 2

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Monday, April 14

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Season 3 • Episode 3

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

Monday, April 14

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Season 3 • Episode 4

Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub.

Monday, April 14

And the Wiener Is ...

Season 3 • Episode 5

Peter joins a gun club after feeling emasculated by Chris' physical endowment.

Monday, April 14

Death Lives

Season 3 • Episode 6

Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois.

Monday, April 14

Lethal Weapons

Season 3 • Episode 7

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

Monday, April 14

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World

Season 3 • Episode 8

Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Tuesday, April 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, April 15

Road to Rupert

Season 5 • Episode 9

Brian accidentally sells Stewie's beloved teddy bear, Rupert; Peter loses his license.

Tuesday, April 15

Peter's Two Dads

Season 5 • Episode 10

Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Tuesday, April 15

Mr. Saturday Knight

Season 3 • Episode 9

Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and falls afoul of the infamous Black Knight.

Tuesday, April 15

Fish Out of Water

Season 3 • Episode 10

Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Tuesday, April 15

Emission Impossible

Season 3 • Episode 11

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Tuesday, April 15

To Love and Die in Dixie

Season 3 • Episode 12

The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town.

Tuesday, April 15

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Tuesday, April 15

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?

Season 3 • Episode 14

Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor and embraces African-American culture.

Tuesday, April 15

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Tuesday, April 15

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Tuesday, April 15

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Tuesday, April 15

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Tuesday, April 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Season 5 • Episode 11

Peter beats up a bully who harasses Chris; Stewie obsesses over getting a tan.

Wednesday, April 16

Airport '07

Season 5 • Episode 12

Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, April 16

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Wednesday, April 16

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Wednesday, April 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, April 17

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Thursday, April 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, April 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, April 17

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Season 5 • Episode 13

After Peter helps Bill Clinton fix a flat tire, they become friends.

Thursday, April 17

No Meals on Wheels

Season 5 • Episode 14

The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

Thursday, April 17

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Thursday, April 17

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Thursday, April 17

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 9

When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the rush.

Thursday, April 17

Model Misbehavior

Season 4 • Episode 10

Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.

Thursday, April 17

Peter's Got Woods

Season 4 • Episode 11

Brian's new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter.

Thursday, April 17

Perfect Castaway

Season 4 • Episode 12

Choppy waters leave the guys stranded on a desert island during a fishing trip.

Thursday, April 17

Jungle Love

Season 4 • Episode 13

Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a high-school ritual.

Thursday, April 17

PTV

Season 4 • Episode 14

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

Thursday, April 17

Brian Goes Back to College

Season 4 • Episode 15

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.

Thursday, April 17

The Courtship of Stewie's Father

Season 4 • Episode 16

Stewie steps up his efforts to kill Lois, who orders Peter to spend more time with him.

Thursday, April 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 18

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 18

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, April 18

Fat Guy Strangler

Season 4 • Episode 17

Lois learns she has a brother she has never met, so she brings him home from a mental institution.

Friday, April 18

The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz

Season 4 • Episode 18

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

Friday, April 18

Brian Sings and Swings

Season 4 • Episode 19

A near-death experience lands Brian in the hospital but infuses him with a new passion for life.

Friday, April 18

Patriot Games

Season 4 • Episode 20

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates.

Friday, April 18

I Take Thee, Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 21

When Peter goes on a TV game show, he wins a maid for a week.

Friday, April 18

Sibling Rivalry

Season 4 • Episode 22

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy.

Friday, April 18

Deep Throats

Season 4 • Episode 23

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he is corrupt.

Friday, April 18

Peterotica

Season 4 • Episode 24

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Friday, April 18

You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives

Season 4 • Episode 25

Brian becomes a crazed activist when Mayor West bans gay marriage.

Friday, April 18

Petergeist

Season 4 • Episode 26

Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard.

Saturday, April 19

Griffin Family History

Season 4 • Episode 27

Peter narrates a chain of events in world history that explains the Griffin name.

Saturday, April 19

Stewie B. Goode

Season 4 • Episode 28

Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking.

Saturday, April 19

Bango Was His Name, Oh!

Season 4 • Episode 29

Stewie travels to San Francisco in search of his real father; Lois and Peter try to play matchmaker.

Saturday, April 19

Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season 4 • Episode 30

Stewie tries to destroy his rival, but his plan backfires, and he has a near-death experience.

Saturday, April 19

Stewie Loves Lois

Season 5 • Episode 1

Lois gets sick of Stewie's newfound affection; Peter has a prostate exam.

Saturday, April 19

Mother Tucker

Season 5 • Episode 2

Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Brian gets his own radio show.

Saturday, April 19

Hell Comes to Quahog

Season 5 • Episode 3

Brian and Stewie try to save the town when Superstore puts all the local shops out of business.

Saturday, April 19

Saving Private Brian

Season 5 • Episode 4

Brian and Stewie find themselves in boot camp; Chris and his rock band have a hit.

Saturday, April 19

Whistle While Your Wife Works

Season 5 • Episode 5

When Peter's boss tells him he needs to pick up the pace, Lois goes to the brewery to help him.

Saturday, April 19

Prick Up Your Ears

Season 5 • Episode 6

Lois teaches a sex-ed class at the high school when she learns Chris has some incorrect information.

Sunday, April 20

Chick Cancer

Season 5 • Episode 7

Stewie marries his old friend Olivia; Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks.

Sunday, April 20

Barely Legal

Season 5 • Episode 8

Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.