Family Guy

Tuesday, December 31

HTTPete

Season 16 • Episode 18

To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle.

Tuesday, December 31

The Unkindest Cut

Season 16 • Episode 19

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part; Stewie and Brian search for Mort to collect a reward.

Tuesday, December 31

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Season 16 • Episode 20

Peter falls into a coma and meets God face to face; he asks God some of life's tough questions.

Tuesday, December 31

Married With Cancer

Season 17 • Episode 1

Brian meets and falls in love with Jess, who reveals she has cancer; Brian proposes marriage to her.

Tuesday, December 31

Dead Dog Walking

Season 17 • Episode 2

Brian's marriage to Jess is not what he envisioned; at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go.

Tuesday, December 31

Pal Stewie

Season 17 • Episode 3

Stewie is devastated to learn he isn't invited to his new age-appropriate friend's birthday party.

Tuesday, December 31

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Season 17 • Episode 4

Stewie invents a shrinking machine that results in him and Brian shrinking to a microscopic size.

Tuesday, December 31

Regarding Carter

Season 17 • Episode 5

Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, which leads to an unfortunate accident.

Tuesday, December 31

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Season 18 • Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school.

Tuesday, December 31

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Wednesday, January 1

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Wednesday, January 1

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Wednesday, January 1

Boy's Best Friend

Season 19 • Episode 11

Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride.

Wednesday, January 1

And Then There's Fraud

Season 19 • Episode 12

After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business.

Wednesday, January 1

Meet the Quagmires

Season 5 • Episode 18

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

Wednesday, January 1

Stewie Kills Lois

Season 6 • Episode 6

Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois; Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Wednesday, January 1

Lois Kills Stewie

Season 6 • Episode 7

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Wednesday, January 1

I Dream of Jesus

Season 7 • Episode 2

Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, and runs into a familiar face.

Wednesday, January 1

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Season 7 • Episode 11

The Griffin family heads to the annual "Star Trek" convention.

Wednesday, January 1

Three Kings

Season 7 • Episode 15

Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most-famous works.

Wednesday, January 1

And Then There Were Fewer

Season 9 • Episode 1

When James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, the evening turns into a murder mystery.

Wednesday, January 1

Brief Encounter

Season 20 • Episode 5

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwears, they begin to mimic the other's behavior.

Wednesday, January 1

Cootie & the Blowhard

Season 20 • Episode 6

Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties.

Thursday, January 2

Peterschmidt Manor

Season 20 • Episode 7

Lois attends her childhood nanny's funeral; the family turns Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

Thursday, January 2

The Fatman Always Rings Twice

Season 20 • Episode 9

In noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan.

Thursday, January 2

Mister Act

Season 20 • Episode 11

An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice; Stewie is attracted to Lois' masculine physique.

Thursday, January 2

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Thursday, January 2

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Thursday, January 2

Forget-Me-Not

Season 10 • Episode 17

Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a deserted town, with no memories.

Thursday, January 2

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 2

Season 10 • Episode 22

Brian and Stewie respond to mail from the viewers; a British version of the Griffins.

Thursday, January 2

Amish Guy

Season 10 • Episode 7

After the Griffins are stranded in Amish country, they end up crusading against conservative locals.

Thursday, January 2

Candy, Quahog Marshmallow

Season 14 • Episode 10

Quagmire is reunited with a former lover in Korea; Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead.

Thursday, January 2

Airport '07

Season 5 • Episode 12

Hugh Hefner gives Quagmire advice, which leads him to save the day.

Thursday, January 2

Con Heiress

Season 17 • Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress.

Thursday, January 2

Pawtucket Pete

Season 17 • Episode 9

The brewery decides it needs a new mascot; Peter and Brian compete for the honor.

Thursday, January 2

Hefty Shades of Gray

Season 17 • Episode 10

After Peter's hair turns white, his new look grabs the attention of a local news anchor.

Thursday, January 2

Trump Guy

Season 17 • Episode 11

The Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House press secretary.

Thursday, January 2

Bri, Robot

Season 17 • Episode 12

Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.

Thursday, January 2

Trans-Fat

Season 17 • Episode 13

Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event.

Thursday, January 2

Family Guy Lite

Season 17 • Episode 14

Peter decides to take his health more seriously; Lois tries to write a romantic fantasy novel.

Thursday, January 2

No Giggity, No Doubt

Season 17 • Episode 15

Quagmire hits it off with a young woman only to discover that she is his daughter.

Thursday, January 2

PeTerminator

Season 19 • Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli.

Thursday, January 2

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Friday, January 3

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Friday, January 3

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Friday, January 3

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Friday, January 3

80's Guy

Season 20 • Episode 4

Peter re-creates movie scenes from the '80s; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a stuck Frisbee.

Friday, January 3

Chap Stewie

Season 12 • Episode 21

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Friday, January 3

Pilling Them Softly

Season 14 • Episode 1

Brian takes Stewie's Adderall; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.

Friday, January 3

Peternormal Activity

Season 14 • Episode 4

The guys go to an abandoned asylum, where they kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage.

Friday, January 3

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Friday, January 3

Joe's Revenge

Season 11 • Episode 6

Quagmire, Joe and Peter try to hunt down the man who put Joe in the wheelchair.

Friday, January 3

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Friday, January 3

Throw It Away

Season 17 • Episode 18

Lois challenges the family to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.

Friday, January 3

Girl, Internetted

Season 17 • Episode 19

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and Peter work together to build her following.

Friday, January 3

Adam West High

Season 17 • Episode 20

Brian runs for the open mayor's seat of Quahog; Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

Friday, January 3

Yacht Rocky

Season 18 • Episode 1

When the brewery announces it will be firing an employee, Peter is nervous he'll be let go.

Friday, January 3

Bri-Da

Season 18 • Episode 2

Peter and his friends strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move.

Friday, January 3

Absolutely Babulous

Season 18 • Episode 3

Stewie receives a participation medal and begins to question everything he has ever won.

Friday, January 3

Disney's The Reboot

Season 18 • Episode 4

A focus group views three versions of the show's reboot, producing some feedback.

Friday, January 3

Cat Fight

Season 18 • Episode 5

When Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to shut down the café.

Friday, January 3

Lawyer Guy

Season 20 • Episode 13

Peter hires the town's new lawyer to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.

Friday, January 3

HBO-No

Season 20 • Episode 14

The Griffins tell their own versions "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

Saturday, January 4

Hard Boiled Meg

Season 20 • Episode 15

Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Saturday, January 4

Prescription Heroine

Season 20 • Episode 16

Lois gets addicted to painkillers; Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping-pong table.

Saturday, January 4

All About Alana

Season 20 • Episode 17

Lois' piano student comes to work for the Griffins, but Lois discovers her intentions are sinister.

Saturday, January 4

Girlfriend, Eh?

Season 20 • Episode 18

Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend.

Saturday, January 4

V Is for Mystery

Season 16 • Episode 13

Stewie and Brian embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.

Saturday, January 4

A Lot Going on Upstairs

Season 14 • Episode 15

Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which angers Lois; Brian helps Stewie conquer his nightmares.

Saturday, January 4

Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Season 15 • Episode 5

Taylor Swift agrees to go to the homecoming dance with Chris.

Saturday, January 4

Peter, Chris & Brian

Season 14 • Episode 5

Peter finds a "To Peter From Peter" tape that makes him feel like a failure.

Saturday, January 4

100th Episode Special

Season 6 • Episode 5

The funniest moments, satirical spoofs and musical numbers from the show's first 100 episodes.

Saturday, January 4

200 Episodes Later

Season 11 • Episode 5

The cast and crew celebrate the show's 200th episode with a behind-the-scenes look at the series.

Saturday, January 4

Shanksgiving

Season 18 • Episode 8

When Lois hosts a special Thanksgiving dinner, Peter decides to avoid it by getting arrested.

Saturday, January 4

Christmas Is Coming

Season 18 • Episode 9

Meg has a response after she takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa.

Saturday, January 4

Connie's Celica

Season 18 • Episode 10

Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school.

Saturday, January 4

Short Cuts

Season 18 • Episode 11

Brian accidentally becomes a local hero; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes.

Saturday, January 4

Undergrounded

Season 18 • Episode 12

Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him.

Saturday, January 4

Rich Old Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 13

Stewie's lush retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying.

Saturday, January 4

The Movement

Season 18 • Episode 14

Peter gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel.

Saturday, January 4

Baby Stewie

Season 18 • Episode 15

Stewie builds a machine to allow him to remain smart forever, but it has adverse consequences.

Saturday, January 4

Start Me Up

Season 18 • Episode 16

Peter's nonstop sweating becomes a liability at work, so his boss tells him to work from home.

Saturday, January 4

Coma Guy

Season 18 • Episode 17

With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter has a car accident and falls into a coma.

Sunday, January 5

Island Adventure

Season 17 • Episode 17

Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea.

Sunday, January 5

Throw It Away

Season 17 • Episode 18

Lois challenges the family to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy.

Sunday, January 5

Girl, Internetted

Season 17 • Episode 19

When Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and Peter work together to build her following.

Sunday, January 5

Adam West High

Season 17 • Episode 20

Brian runs for the open mayor's seat of Quahog; Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

Sunday, January 5

Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Season 18 • Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school.

Sunday, January 5

Stewie's First Word

Season 19 • Episode 1

Stewie finally says his first word and it's a swear word; Lois tries to find out how he learned it.

Sunday, January 5

The Talented Mr. Stewie

Season 19 • Episode 2

Stewie breaks up with Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris.

Sunday, January 5

Boys & Squirrels

Season 19 • Episode 3

Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine.

Sunday, January 5

CutawayLand

Season 19 • Episode 4

Peter and Lois set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

Sunday, January 5

La Famiglia Guy

Season 19 • Episode 5

Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter; Peter takes his role to a new level.

Sunday, January 5

Meg's Wedding

Season 19 • Episode 6

Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident; Peter's arms are torn off.

Sunday, January 5

Wild Wild West

Season 19 • Episode 7

Lois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next mayor of Quahog should be.

Sunday, January 5

Pawtucket Pat

Season 19 • Episode 8

Brian discovers that Quahog's hero took part in racist actions against Native Americans.

Sunday, January 5

The First No L

Season 19 • Episode 9

When the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out.

Sunday, January 5

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Season 9 • Episode 7

One of Brian's books becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager.

Sunday, January 5

PTV

Season 4 • Episode 14

Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

Sunday, January 5

Meet the Quagmires

Season 5 • Episode 18

Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.

Sunday, January 5

Road to the Multiverse

Season 8 • Episode 1

Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including one run by dogs with pet humans.

Sunday, January 5

Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure

Season 13 • Episode 7

Stewie and Brian use the time machine to help Chris learn about history.

Monday, January 6

A Shot in the Dark

Season 14 • Episode 9

While participating in a neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.

Monday, January 6

The Woof of Wall Street

Season 16 • Episode 15

Brian convinces Stewie to teach him about the stock market; the guys look after the Drunken Clam.

Monday, January 6

`Family Guy' Through the Years

Season 16 • Episode 16

A reimagining of the show as a series that's been on the air for 60 years.

Monday, January 6

You Can't Handle the Booth!

Season 17 • Episode 16

The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal drama between Peter and Lois.

Monday, January 6

The Marrying Kind

Season 19 • Episode 14

Stewie gets a mail order bride; Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

Monday, January 6

Customer of the Week

Season 19 • Episode 15

Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win best customer at her favorite coffee shop.

Monday, January 6

Who's Brian Now?

Season 19 • Episode 16

Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins.

Monday, January 6

Young Parent Trap

Season 19 • Episode 17

Lois and Peter are invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

Monday, January 6

Meg Goes to College

Season 19 • Episode 18

Meg deals with a college admissions scandal; Brian embarks on a fitness journey.

Monday, January 6

Family Cat

Season 19 • Episode 19

Brian tries to convince the Griffins that their new adopted cat is evil.

Monday, January 6

Tales of Former Sports Glory

Season 19 • Episode 20

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments.

Monday, January 6

LASIK Instinct

Season 20 • Episode 1

With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability.

Monday, January 6

Rock Hard

Season 20 • Episode 2

Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

Monday, January 6

Must Love Dogs

Season 20 • Episode 3

Quagmire meets an avid dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over.

Tuesday, January 7

Single White Dad

Season 21 • Episode 13

Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.

Tuesday, January 7

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Tuesday, January 7

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Tuesday, January 7

New Kidney in Town

Season 9 • Episode 10

After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem.

Tuesday, January 7

And I'm Joyce Kinney

Season 9 • Episode 11

Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her.

Tuesday, January 7

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Tuesday, January 7

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Tuesday, January 7

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Tuesday, January 7

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Tuesday, January 7

Adult Education

Season 21 • Episode 20

Meg gets married in Russia; she returns after discovering she was used for a green card marriage.

Tuesday, January 7

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian must save her.

Tuesday, January 7

Yug Ylimaf

Season 11 • Episode 4

Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse.

Tuesday, January 7

Roasted Guy

Season 13 • Episode 16

Lois is suspicious that Peter's new friends are talking about him behind his back.

Tuesday, January 7

Fighting Irish

Season 13 • Episode 17

Peter claims he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but finds it isn't as easy as he thought.

Tuesday, January 7

Take My Wife

Season 13 • Episode 18

Lois books a vacation, turning out to be a marriage counseling program.

Tuesday, January 7

The Lois Quagmire

Season 20 • Episode 12

At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion.

Tuesday, January 7

And Then There Were Fewer

Season 9 • Episode 1

When James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, the evening turns into a murder mystery.

Wednesday, January 8

The Simpsons Guy

Season 13 • Episode 1

The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson.

Wednesday, January 8

German Guy

Season 9 • Episode 13

Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz.

Wednesday, January 8

The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair

Season 9 • Episode 14

Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town; Stewie tries to become more evil.

Wednesday, January 8

Stewie Kills Lois

Season 6 • Episode 6

Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois; Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Wednesday, January 8

Lois Kills Stewie

Season 6 • Episode 7

Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the "American Idol" judges.

Wednesday, January 8

Back to the Pilot

Season 10 • Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.

Wednesday, January 8

Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 • Episode 3

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him.

Wednesday, January 8

A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 • Episode 4

Meg spills her lunch on a new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Wednesday, January 8

Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 • Episode 5

Peter destroys the family's passports while in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Wednesday, January 8

Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 • Episode 7

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Wednesday, January 8

Grimm Job

Season 12 • Episode 10

Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.

Wednesday, January 8

Mom's the Word

Season 12 • Episode 12

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal; Stewie comprehends the reality of death.

Wednesday, January 8

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Wednesday, January 8

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Wednesday, January 8

Encyclopedia Griffin

Season 13 • Episode 11

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency.

Thursday, January 9

Dr. C and the Women

Season 13 • Episode 13

Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts advising Peter and Lois on their relationship.

Thursday, January 9

#JOLO

Season 13 • Episode 14

Peter is hailed a hero after finding a missing boy; Joe quits his job and takes a road trip.

Thursday, January 9

Once Bitten

Season 13 • Episode 15

Chris discovers his new friend was just using him to get closer to Meg.

Thursday, January 9

Tiegs for Two

Season 9 • Episode 16

Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's former flames.

Thursday, January 9

Brothers & Sisters

Season 9 • Episode 17

Mayor West and Lois' sister, Carol, get married and move in with the Griffins.

Thursday, January 9

The Munchurian Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 4

Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Thursday, January 9

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Thursday, January 9

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Thursday, January 9

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Thursday, January 9

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Thursday, January 9

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Thursday, January 9

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Thursday, January 9

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Thursday, January 9

Old West

Season 21 • Episode 12

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Thursday, January 9

Get Stewie

Season 21 • Episode 8

Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him.

Friday, January 10

Carny Knowledge

Season 21 • Episode 9

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival; Brian starts to date a carny.

Friday, January 10

The Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

Friday, January 10

Love Story Guy

Season 21 • Episode 11

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

Friday, January 10

Emmy-Winning Episode

Season 16 • Episode 1

Peter embarks on a campaign to win an Emmy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows.

Friday, January 10

Foxx in the Men House

Season 16 • Episode 2

Peter befriends the coolest guy ever and dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

Friday, January 10

White Meg Can't Jump

Season 21 • Episode 14

Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies.

Friday, January 10

Adoptation

Season 21 • Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage.

Friday, January 10

The Bird Reich

Season 21 • Episode 16

Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death.

Friday, January 10

A Bottle Episode

Season 21 • Episode 17

Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian sell taffy.

Friday, January 10

Vat Man & Rob 'Em

Season 21 • Episode 18

When Peter gets a job as the night watchman, he turns the brewery into an after-hours bar.

Friday, January 10

From Russia With Love

Season 21 • Episode 19

Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

Friday, January 10

The Big Bang Theory

Season 9 • Episode 18

Brian and Stewie go back in time to try and stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

Friday, January 10

Finders Keepers

Season 12 • Episode 1

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map gets everyone in town searching.

Friday, January 10

Vestigial Peter

Season 12 • Episode 2

Peter discovers he has a vestigial twin growing out of his neck.

Friday, January 10

The Book of Joe

Season 13 • Episode 2

Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author.

Saturday, January 11

Baking Bad

Season 13 • Episode 3

Peter comes up with a way to get more customers for his and Lois' cookie store.

Saturday, January 11

Turkey Guys

Season 13 • Episode 5

A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving.

Saturday, January 11

Our Idiot Brian

Season 13 • Episode 8

The family starts to doubt Brian's intelligence when he takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do well.

Saturday, January 11

Lottery Fever

Season 10 • Episode 1

When Peter spends his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope.

Saturday, January 11

Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q

Season 10 • Episode 3

When Quagmire ends up in the hospital, his sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health.

Saturday, January 11

A Hero Sits Next Door

Season 1 • Episode 5

Peter, jealous of the new neighbors, foils a bank robbery for attention.

Saturday, January 11

The Son Also Draws

Season 1 • Episode 6

Peter has to prove his American Indian heritage to win back Lois' losses at a reservation casino.

Saturday, January 11

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season 1 • Episode 7

Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.

Saturday, January 11

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

Season 2 • Episode 1

When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home.

Saturday, January 11

Holy Crap

Season 2 • Episode 2

Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity.

Sunday, January 12

Da Boom

Season 2 • Episode 3

Paranoid about Y2K, Peter herds the family into the basement for protection.

Sunday, January 12

Jersey Bore

Season 20 • Episode 20

Peter attends a business conference; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in "Romeo and Juliet."

Sunday, January 12

Oscars Guy

Season 21 • Episode 1

The Griffins perform a retelling of "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."

Sunday, January 12

The Juice Is Loose

Season 7 • Episode 9

Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.

Sunday, January 12

CutawayLand

Season 19 • Episode 4

Peter and Lois set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

Sunday, January 12

Gronkowsbees

Season 15 • Episode 11

Stewie uses steroids to increase his new bees' honey output, but it makes them aggressive instead.

Sunday, January 12

3 Acts of God

Season 12 • Episode 13

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Sunday, January 12

Patriot Games

Season 4 • Episode 20

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a millionaire to impress his classmates.

Sunday, January 12

Livin' on a Prayer

Season 10 • Episode 12

Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment.

Sunday, January 12

Bend or Blockbuster

Season 21 • Episode 2

The Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

Sunday, January 12

A Wife-Changing Experience

Season 21 • Episode 3

Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie.

Sunday, January 12

The Munchurian Candidate

Season 21 • Episode 4

Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

Sunday, January 12

Unzipped Code

Season 21 • Episode 5

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Monday, January 13

Happy Holo-ween

Season 21 • Episode 6

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

Monday, January 13

The Stewaway

Season 21 • Episode 7

Peter and Lois go to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram record.

Monday, January 13

Love Thy Trophy

Season 2 • Episode 5

The Griffins and their neighbors build a festival float; waitress Meg schemes for bigger tips.

Monday, January 13

Death Is a Bitch

Season 2 • Episode 6

Death pays Peter a visit when he claims "deceased" on insurance forms.

Monday, January 13

The King Is Dead

Season 2 • Episode 7

Peter becomes mad with power during a production of "The King and I."

Monday, January 13

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

Season 2 • Episode 8

Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Monday, January 13

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

Season 2 • Episode 9

Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying, in order to save a television program.

Monday, January 13

Running Mates

Season 2 • Episode 10

Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board.

Monday, January 13

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Bucks

Season 2 • Episode 11

Peter is envious of an old friend's success; Chris' painting gets serious attention.

Monday, January 13

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

Season 2 • Episode 12

Network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.

Monday, January 13

Road to Rhode Island

Season 2 • Episode 13

Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house; Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.

Monday, January 13

Let's Go to the Hop

Season 2 • Episode 14

Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream

Season 10 • Episode 13

Peter tries to become a famous actor; Chris's girlfriend looks similar to a member of his family.

Tuesday, January 14

Be Careful What You Fish For

Season 10 • Episode 14

After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Tuesday, January 14

Brian Does Hollywood

Season 3 • Episode 2

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Tuesday, January 14

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

Killer Queen

Season 10 • Episode 16

Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer.

Wednesday, January 15

You Can't Do That on Television, Peter

Season 10 • Episode 18

When Peter's favorite TV show is canceled, he creates and stars in his own show for children.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Wednesday, January 15

Screwed the Pooch

Season 3 • Episode 13

Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.

Wednesday, January 15

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, January 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, January 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, January 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Thursday, January 16

Leggo My Meg-O

Season 10 • Episode 20

Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian must save her.

Thursday, January 16

Tea Peter

Season 10 • Episode 21

When city hall threatens to shut down Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party.

Thursday, January 16

Ready, Willing and Disabled

Season 3 • Episode 15

Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Thursday, January 16

A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Season 3 • Episode 16

Peter accidentally gives away all the Christmas presents; Brian burns Lois' dinner.

Thursday, January 16

Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows

Season 3 • Episode 17

A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Thursday, January 16

From Method to Madness

Season 3 • Episode 18

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

Thursday, January 16

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Season 3 • Episode 19

Peter antagonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Thursday, January 16

Road to Europe

Season 3 • Episode 20

Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe but get stranded in Saudi Arabia.

Thursday, January 16

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1

Season 3 • Episode 21

The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers.

Thursday, January 16

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Season 3 • Episode 22

After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.

Thursday, January 16

North by North Quahog

Season 4 • Episode 1

During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite.

Thursday, January 16

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

Nanny Goats

Season 16 • Episode 3

The Griffins get a nanny for the kids; Peter and Lois get an opportunity to reconnect.

Friday, January 17

Follow the Money

Season 16 • Episode 4

When Chris gets a special $1 bill for his birthday, he quickly loses it.

Friday, January 17

Blind Ambition

Season 4 • Episode 3

Peter decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Friday, January 17

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 4

When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated.

Friday, January 17

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peter discovers Loretta in a compromising position after hearing screams coming from her house.

Friday, January 17

Petarded

Season 4 • Episode 6

After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius.

Friday, January 17

Brian the Bachelor

Season 4 • Episode 7

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant.

Friday, January 17

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4 • Episode 8

Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy and sells Meg to pay for it.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Friday, January 17

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, January 18

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, January 18

The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.

Saturday, January 18

Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Season 11 • Episode 7

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle.

Saturday, January 18

Friends Without Benefits

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Meg learns her crush is gay and interested in Chris, she uses her brother to get closer to him.