Married … With Children

Sunday, March 23

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 7 • Episode 8

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Sunday, March 23

Rock of Ages

Season 7 • Episode 9

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Sunday, March 23

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Season 7 • Episode 10

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Sunday, March 23

Old College Try

Season 7 • Episode 11

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Monday, March 24

The Gas Station Show

Season 6 • Episode 23

Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.

Monday, March 24

England Show

Season 6 • Episode 24

The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.

Monday, March 24

England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money

Season 6 • Episode 25

Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.

Monday, March 24

England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can

Season 6 • Episode 26

Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.

Tuesday, March 25

Tooth or Consequences

Season 4 • Episode 4

Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.

Tuesday, March 25

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

Season 4 • Episode 5

Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.

Tuesday, March 25

Fair Exchange

Season 4 • Episode 6

To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student.

Tuesday, March 25

Desperately Seeking Miss October

Season 4 • Episode 7

To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.

Tuesday, March 25

Magnificent Seven

Season 7 • Episode 1

Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents abandon him.

Tuesday, March 25

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

Season 7 • Episode 2

Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.

Tuesday, March 25

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

Season 7 • Episode 3

When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.

Tuesday, March 25

Al on the Rocks

Season 7 • Episode 4

Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills.

Wednesday, March 26

976-SHOE

Season 4 • Episode 8

Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.

Wednesday, March 26

Oh, What a Feeling

Season 4 • Episode 9

Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.

Wednesday, March 26

At the Zoo

Season 4 • Episode 10

Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.

Wednesday, March 26

It's a Bundyful Life

Season 4 • Episode 11

Zapped by Christmas lights, Al has a vision of life without him.

Wednesday, March 26

What I Did for Love

Season 7 • Episode 5

Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.

Wednesday, March 26

Frat Chance

Season 7 • Episode 6

In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.

Wednesday, March 26

The Chicago Wine Party

Season 7 • Episode 7

Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.

Wednesday, March 26

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 7 • Episode 8

When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.

Thursday, March 27

Who'll Stop the Rain?

Season 4 • Episode 13

Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.

Thursday, March 27

A Taxing Problem

Season 4 • Episode 14

Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.

Thursday, March 27

Rock and Roll Girl

Season 4 • Episode 15

When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.

Thursday, March 27

You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em

Season 4 • Episode 16

Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.

Thursday, March 27

Rock of Ages

Season 7 • Episode 9

Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.

Thursday, March 27

Death of a Shoe Salesman

Season 7 • Episode 10

Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.

Thursday, March 27

Old College Try

Season 7 • Episode 11

Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.

Thursday, March 27

Christmas

Season 7 • Episode 12

To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Friday, March 28

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em

Season 4 • Episode 17

Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.

Friday, March 28

What Goes Around Comes Around

Season 4 • Episode 18

Bud plans revenge on a girl who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.

Friday, March 28

Peggy Turns 300

Season 4 • Episode 19

While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.

Friday, March 28

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

Season 4 • Episode 20

Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.

Friday, March 28

The Wedding Show

Season 7 • Episode 13

Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.

Friday, March 28

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

Season 7 • Episode 14

Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.

Friday, March 28

Heels on Wheels

Season 7 • Episode 15

Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.

Friday, March 28

Mr. Empty Pants

Season 7 • Episode 16

Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him.

Saturday, March 29

Driving Mr. Boondy

Season 9 • Episode 2

Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.

Saturday, March 29

Kelly Breaks Out

Season 9 • Episode 3

Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel, but her career isn't the only thing "breaking out."

Saturday, March 29

Naughty but Niece

Season 9 • Episode 4

Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values.

Saturday, March 29

Business Sucks

Season 9 • Episode 5

Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store for breast-feeding her baby in front of him.

Saturday, March 29

Raingirl

Season 4 • Episode 21

Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.

Saturday, March 29

The Agony of DeFeet

Season 4 • Episode 22

Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.

Saturday, March 29

Yard Sale

Season 4 • Episode 23

Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.

Saturday, March 29

We'll Follow the Sun

Season 5 • Episode 1

The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.

Saturday, March 29

Dud Bowl

Season 9 • Episode 10

Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of cheating.

Saturday, March 29

A Man for No Seasons

Season 9 • Episode 11

Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.

Saturday, March 29

I Want My Psycho Dad

Season 9 • Episode 12

When a show is canceled for violence, Al pickets the station.

Saturday, March 29

I Want My Psycho Dad

Season 9 • Episode 13

Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, "Psycho Dad."

Saturday, March 29

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Season 9 • Episode 14

The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.

Saturday, March 29

Kelly Takes a Shot

Season 9 • Episode 15

To win an acting role, Kelly must shoot an apple off Bud's head with a bow and arrow.

Saturday, March 29

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

Season 9 • Episode 16

A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.

Saturday, March 29

25 Years and What Do You Get?

Season 9 • Episode 18

A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.

Saturday, March 29

Ship Happens

Season 9 • Episode 19

Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.

Saturday, March 29

Ship Happens

Season 9 • Episode 20

The cruise ship sinks, leaving the Bundys in a life boat with Gilbert Gottfried.

Saturday, March 29

Something Larry This Way Comes

Season 9 • Episode 21

Al must participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.

Saturday, March 29

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

Season 9 • Episode 22

Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.

Saturday, March 29

User Friendly

Season 9 • Episode 23

Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.

Saturday, March 29

Pump Fiction

Season 9 • Episode 24

Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.

Saturday, March 29

Radio Free Trumaine

Season 9 • Episode 26

Marcy protests an expulsion at Bud's college, where the dean is ex-husband Steve.

Saturday, March 29

Shoeless Al

Season 9 • Episode 27

Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.

Saturday, March 29

The Undergraduate

Season 9 • Episode 28

The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts.

Saturday, March 29

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Season 10 • Episode 1

After leaving her husband (Tim Conway), Peggy's mother takes refuge with the Bundys.

Saturday, March 29

A Shoe Room With a View

Season 10 • Episode 2

Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.

Saturday, March 29

Requiem for a Dead Briard

Season 10 • Episode 3

Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.

Saturday, March 29

Reverend Al

Season 10 • Episode 4

Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.

Saturday, March 29

How Bleen Was My Kelly

Season 10 • Episode 5

Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.

Saturday, March 29

The Weaker Sex

Season 10 • Episode 6

After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.

Saturday, March 29

Flight of the Bumblebee

Season 10 • Episode 7

Bud's initiation to join a men's club lands him in a televised wrestling match.

Saturday, March 29

Blonde and Blonder

Season 10 • Episode 8

Kelly and her pal vie for the class nerd, now rich, at their five-year reunion.

Saturday, March 29

The Two That Got Away

Season 10 • Episode 9

Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.

Sunday, March 30

Dud Bowl II

Season 10 • Episode 10

Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.

Sunday, March 30

Bearly Men

Season 10 • Episode 12

On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.

Sunday, March 30

Love Conquers Al

Season 10 • Episode 13

Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.

Sunday, March 30

Al Bundy's Sports Spectacular

Season 10 • Episode 11

Roy Firestone presents highlights of sports moments from the show's 10 seasons.

Sunday, March 30

I Can't Believe It's Butter

Season 10 • Episode 14

Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.

Sunday, March 30

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Season 10 • Episode 15

Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.

Sunday, March 30

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

Season 10 • Episode 16

Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.

Sunday, March 30

Calendar Girl

Season 10 • Episode 17

Al and Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar.

Sunday, March 30

The Agony and the Extra C

Season 10 • Episode 18

Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a mistake.

Sunday, March 30

Spring Break

Season 10 • Episode 19

Bud, Kelly and Al wind up going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break.

Sunday, March 30

Spring Break

Season 10 • Episode 20

Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.

Sunday, March 30

Turning Japanese

Season 10 • Episode 21

The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.

Sunday, March 30

Al Goes to the Dogs

Season 10 • Episode 22

Al disturbs the neighbors when he decides to build a dog house.

Sunday, March 30

Enemies

Season 10 • Episode 23

Kelly's two-timing date introduces her to his dysfunctional roommates.

Sunday, March 30

Bud Hits the Books

Season 10 • Episode 24

Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.

Sunday, March 30

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

Season 10 • Episode 25

Al and Marcy object when actors Jefferson and Kelly must kiss in a TV ad.

Sunday, March 30

Torch Song Duet

Season 10 • Episode 26

Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.

Sunday, March 30

The Joke's on Al

Season 10 • Episode 27

A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.

Sunday, March 30

Twisted

Season 11 • Episode 1

In an episode parodying the film "Twister," the neighbors take refuge.

Sunday, March 30

Children of the Corns

Season 11 • Episode 2

Al discovers the store's shoes are made in a sweatshop and tries using blackmail to get a raise.

Sunday, March 30

Kelly's Gotta Habit

Season 11 • Episode 3

Robbery-victim Al finagles a ride-along when "Cops" shoots in Chicago.

Sunday, March 30

Requiem for a Chevyweight

Season 11 • Episode 4

Al tries desperately to revive his ailing car, holding an all-night vigil with Peg.

Monday, March 31

You Can't Miss

Season 7 • Episode 17

Bud participates in a television dating game for nerds, with unexpected results.

Monday, March 31

Peggy and the Pirates

Season 7 • Episode 18

Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

Monday, March 31

Go for the Old

Season 7 • Episode 19

After a theater cashier gives Al a senior citizen's discount, he becomes obsessed with age.

Monday, March 31

Un-Alful Entry

Season 7 • Episode 20

Al becomes a hero when he stands up to a burglar who breaks into the Bundys' house.

Tuesday, April 1

Al ... With Kelly

Season 5 • Episode 2

Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.

Tuesday, April 1

Sue Casa, His Casa

Season 5 • Episode 3

When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.

Tuesday, April 1

The Unnatural

Season 5 • Episode 4

Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).

Tuesday, April 1

Dance Show

Season 5 • Episode 5

After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.

Tuesday, April 1

Movie Show

Season 7 • Episode 21

Al takes the family to the movies to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

Tuesday, April 1

Till Death Do Us Part

Season 7 • Episode 22

Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Tuesday, April 1

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses

Season 7 • Episode 23

Al is forced to return to work when Peg spends his retirement money.

Tuesday, April 1

Old Insurance Dodge

Season 7 • Episode 24

After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.

Wednesday, April 2

Kelly Bounces Back

Season 5 • Episode 6

When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.

Wednesday, April 2

Married ... With Aliens

Season 5 • Episode 7

Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.

Wednesday, April 2

Wabbit Season

Season 5 • Episode 8

Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.

Wednesday, April 2

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

Season 5 • Episode 9

Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).

Wednesday, April 2

Wedding Repercussions

Season 7 • Episode 25

The Bundy's newly married relative learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.

Wednesday, April 2

The Proposition

Season 7 • Episode 26

Al's ex-girlfriend, a millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.

Wednesday, April 2

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?

Season 8 • Episode 1

Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.

Wednesday, April 2

Hood in the Boyz

Season 8 • Episode 2

Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Thursday, April 3

One Down, Two to Go

Season 5 • Episode 10

Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.

Thursday, April 3

And Baby Makes Money

Season 5 • Episode 11

A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.

Thursday, April 3

Married ... With Who

Season 5 • Episode 12

Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.

Thursday, April 3

The Godfather

Season 5 • Episode 13

Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).

Thursday, April 3

Proud to Be Your Bud

Season 8 • Episode 3

Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.

Thursday, April 3

Luck of the Bundys

Season 8 • Episode 4

Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.

Thursday, April 3

No Chicken, No Check

Season 8 • Episode 6

Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.

Thursday, April 3

Take My Wife, Please

Season 8 • Episode 7

Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.

Friday, April 4

Look Who's Barking

Season 5 • Episode 14

Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.

Friday, April 4

A Man's Castle

Season 5 • Episode 15

Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.

Friday, April 4

All-Nite Security Dude

Season 5 • Episode 16

Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

Friday, April 4

Oldies but Young 'Uns

Season 5 • Episode 17

Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.

Friday, April 4

Scared Single

Season 8 • Episode 8

Al tries to convince Aaron, his newly hired salesman, that he should not get married.

Friday, April 4

No Ma'am

Season 8 • Episode 9

Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.

Friday, April 4

Dances With Weezie

Season 8 • Episode 10

Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.

Friday, April 4

Change for a Buck

Season 8 • Episode 11

Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 18

The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.

Saturday, April 5

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

Season 5 • Episode 19

Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.

Saturday, April 5

Top of the Heap

Season 5 • Episode 20

After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.

Saturday, April 5

You Better Shop Around

Season 5 • Episode 21

When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Saturday, April 5

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Sunday, April 6

A misogynistic husband and a lazy housewife tolerate each other while raising two children.

Monday, April 7

A Little off the Top

Season 8 • Episode 12

A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.

Monday, April 7

The Worst Noel

Season 8 • Episode 13

Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing "It's a Wonderful Life.".

Monday, April 7

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

Season 8 • Episode 15

Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.

Monday, April 7

Sofa So Good

Season 8 • Episode 14

Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

Tuesday, April 8

You Better Shop Around

Season 5 • Episode 22

Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.

Tuesday, April 8

Route 666

Season 5 • Episode 23

While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.

Tuesday, April 8

Route 666

Season 5 • Episode 24

The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.

Tuesday, April 8

Buck the Stud

Season 5 • Episode 25

Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.

Tuesday, April 8

How Green Was My Apple

Season 8 • Episode 16

An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.

Tuesday, April 8

Get Outta Dodge

Season 8 • Episode 18

Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.

Tuesday, April 8

Valentine's Day Massacre

Season 8 • Episode 17

A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Tuesday, April 8

Field of Screams

Season 8 • Episode 19

Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.

Wednesday, April 9

She's Having My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 1

Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.

Wednesday, April 9

She's Having My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 2

Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.

Wednesday, April 9

If Al Had a Hammer

Season 6 • Episode 3

Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.

Wednesday, April 9

Cheese, Cues and Blood

Season 6 • Episode 4

A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool.

Wednesday, April 9

The D'Arcy Files

Season 8 • Episode 20

Jefferson tells Marcy he is in the Witness Protection Program.

Wednesday, April 9

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

Season 8 • Episode 23

Al turns to the leader of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.

Wednesday, April 9

Nooner or Later

Season 8 • Episode 21

A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Wednesday, April 9

Kelly Knows Something

Season 8 • Episode 26

Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.

Thursday, April 10

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Season 6 • Episode 5

Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.

Thursday, April 10

Buck Has a Belly Ache

Season 6 • Episode 6

A pregnant Peg returns to her family when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.

Thursday, April 10

If I Could See Me Now

Season 6 • Episode 7

Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.

Thursday, April 10

God's Shoes

Season 6 • Episode 8

Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Thursday, April 10

Assault and Batteries

Season 8 • Episode 24

While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Thursday, April 10

Ride Scare

Season 8 • Episode 22

Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.

Thursday, April 10

Al Goes Deep

Season 8 • Episode 25

To raise quick cash, Al and Jefferson bet on a high-school football game.

Thursday, April 10

Shoeway to Heaven

Season 9 • Episode 1

Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.