My Wife and Kids

My Wife and Kids - ABC

ABC

Series

2001

TVPG

Sitcom

A businessman quests for the perfect “traditional” family in suburban Connecticut while his wife searches for her own path in life.

Where to Stream

2000–2024 Series 5 Seasons133 Episodes

Upcoming TV Airings

The airings below are based on a generic national schedule. Times and dates can vary by TV provider.

Monday, April 21

The Director

Season 4 • Episode 25

Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps.

Monday, April 21

The Maid

Season 4 • Episode 26

While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid who caters to the family's every wish.

Monday, April 21

Hand Model

Season 4 • Episode 27

Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition.

Monday, April 21

What Do You Know?

Season 4 • Episode 28

The couples learn that may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Monday, April 21

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 29

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Monday, April 21

The Baby

Season 4 • Episode 30

Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the assistance of a midwife.

Monday, April 21

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 1

Michael learns he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Tuesday, April 22

Fantasy Camp

Season 5 • Episode 2

Michael must be inventive in order to play with Michael Jordan at fantasy basketball camp.

Tuesday, April 22

Childcare Class

Season 5 • Episode 3

Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let Michael baby-sit his grandchild after he fails a child-care course.

Tuesday, April 22

Class Reunion

Season 5 • Episode 4

Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion.

Tuesday, April 22

The Fellowship of the Baby

Season 5 • Episode 5

Michael tells Jr. that "Jr., Jr." is a magic baby.

Tuesday, April 22

Poker Face

Season 5 • Episode 6

Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires.

Tuesday, April 22

The Proposal

Season 5 • Episode 7

Countless interruptions keep Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Tuesday, April 22

Restaurant Wars

Season 5 • Episode 8

The owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street try to put Jay out of business.

Tuesday, April 22

The Return of Bobby Shaw

Season 5 • Episode 9

Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract.

Wednesday, April 23

The Wedding

Season 5 • Episode 10

Jr. and Vanessa's families argue over the details of their wedding.

Wednesday, April 23

Careful What You Wish For

Season 5 • Episode 11

Jay is envious of the attention she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr.

Wednesday, April 23

They Call Me El Foosay

Season 5 • Episode 12

Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game.

Wednesday, April 23

Study Buddy

Season 5 • Episode 13

Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying.

Wednesday, April 23

Sweetheart's Day

Season 5 • Episode 14

Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day.

Wednesday, April 23

Silence Is Golden

Season 5 • Episode 15

Michael attends Jay's meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Wednesday, April 23

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 16

Michael hopes for some time alone but his golf buddy intrudes.

Thursday, April 24

Bahamas

Season 5 • Episode 17

Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises.

Thursday, April 24

The Remodel

Season 5 • Episode 18

When Michael decides that hiring contractors would be too expensive, he tries to remodel the garage.

Thursday, April 24

Michael Joins a Gym

Season 5 • Episode 19

When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he decides to get back in shape.

Thursday, April 24

Celibacy

Season 5 • Episode 20

Jay suggests six months of abstinence will improve her and Michael's love life.

Thursday, April 24

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 1

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother.

Thursday, April 24

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 2

Michael contends with a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

Thursday, April 24

No Rules

Season 2 • Episode 3

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Thursday, April 24

Perfect Dad

Season 2 • Episode 4

The children confront Michael with a description of the ideal father.

Friday, April 25

Jr.'s Cartoon

Season 5 • Episode 21

Jr.'s cartoon catches the attention of ABC executives.

Friday, April 25

Michael's Sandwich

Season 5 • Episode 22

Suspicious security guards search Michael's sandwich when he gets to the airport late.

Friday, April 25

Graduation Day

Season 5 • Episode 23

Michael tries to make Jay's college graduation a memorable occasion.

Friday, April 25

Michael Sells the Business

Season 5 • Episode 24

Michael and Jay get a lucrative offer from a large company for Kyle Trucking.

Friday, April 25

R.V. Dreams

Season 5 • Episode 25

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Friday, April 25

The V Story

Season 5 • Episode 26

Because the kids are almost grown up, Jay insists that reluctant Michael get a vasectomy.

Friday, April 25

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Saturday, April 26

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Saturday, April 26

The Truth Hurts

Season 1 • Episode 2

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.

Saturday, April 26

Grassy Knoll

Season 1 • Episode 3

Michael and Jay play mind games with Junior after they learn he has been smoking marijuana.

Saturday, April 26

Of Breasts and Basketball

Season 1 • Episode 4

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire buys a padded bra.

Saturday, April 26

Making the Grade

Season 1 • Episode 5

Junior forges an A grade on his report card, but his parents are aware of his scheme.

Saturday, April 26

Working It

Season 1 • Episode 6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Saturday, April 26

Snapping and Sniffing

Season 1 • Episode 7

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists.

Saturday, April 26

He Said, She Said

Season 1 • Episode 8

Michael and Jay ask favors of each other, and then both forget what they promised to do.

Monday, April 28

Learning to Earn It

Season 2 • Episode 12

When the children start their own businesses to increase their cash flow, Junior chooses to gamble.

Monday, April 28

Quality Time

Season 2 • Episode 13

Michael frustrates Janet with his desire to spend time alone.

Tuesday, April 29

R.V. Dreams

Season 5 • Episode 25

Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.

Tuesday, April 29

The V Story

Season 5 • Episode 26

Because the kids are almost grown up, Jay insists that reluctant Michael get a vasectomy.

Tuesday, April 29

Pilot

Season 1 • Episode 1

Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.

Tuesday, April 29

The Truth Hurts

Season 1 • Episode 2

Michael suspects the family is less than truthful about certain matters.

Tuesday, April 29

Grassy Knoll

Season 1 • Episode 3

Michael and Jay play mind games with Junior after they learn he has been smoking marijuana.

Tuesday, April 29

Of Breasts and Basketball

Season 1 • Episode 4

Michael doesn't take it well when he loses at basketball; Claire buys a padded bra.

Wednesday, April 30

Making the Grade

Season 1 • Episode 5

Junior forges an A grade on his report card, but his parents are aware of his scheme.

Wednesday, April 30

Working It

Season 1 • Episode 6

Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.

Wednesday, April 30

Snapping and Sniffing

Season 1 • Episode 7

Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists.

Wednesday, April 30

He Said, She Said

Season 1 • Episode 8

Michael and Jay ask favors of each other, and then both forget what they promised to do.

Wednesday, April 30

Breaking Up and Breaking It

Season 1 • Episode 9

Michael continues to befriend Claire's first beau, even though they have broken up.

Wednesday, April 30

A Little Romance

Season 1 • Episode 10

Michael's brother (Keenen Ivory Wayans) visits with a new girlfriend.

Thursday, May 1

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Season 1 • Episode 11

The death of his accountant prompts Michael to live to the fullest.

Thursday, May 1

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 1

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother.

Thursday, May 1

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 2

Michael contends with a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

Thursday, May 1

No Rules

Season 2 • Episode 3

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Thursday, May 1

Perfect Dad

Season 2 • Episode 4

The children confront Michael with a description of the ideal father.

Thursday, May 1

Thru Thick and Thin

Season 2 • Episode 5

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Thursday, May 1

Thru Thick and Thin

Season 2 • Episode 5

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Thursday, May 1

He Heard, She Heard

Season 2 • Episode 6

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house.

Thursday, May 1

Michael's Garden

Season 2 • Episode 7

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

Thursday, May 1

Let Them Eat Pie

Season 2 • Episode 8

Junior dares Claire to eat Michael's piece of lemon-meringue pie.

Friday, May 2

He Heard, She Heard

Season 2 • Episode 6

Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house.

Friday, May 2

Michael's Garden

Season 2 • Episode 7

Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.

Friday, May 2

Let Them Eat Pie

Season 2 • Episode 8

Junior dares Claire to eat Michael's piece of lemon-meringue pie.

Friday, May 2

Jay Gets Fired

Season 2 • Episode 9

After a bad business decision costs Jay her job, she becomes a homemaker.

Friday, May 2

The Whole World Is Watching

Season 2 • Episode 10

Janet buys Junior expensive computer equipment without first consulting Michael.

Friday, May 2

Letting Go

Season 2 • Episode 11

Michael accidentally kills Kady's hamster but does not tell her.

Saturday, May 3

Breaking Up and Breaking It

Season 1 • Episode 9

Michael continues to befriend Claire's first beau, even though they have broken up.

Saturday, May 3

A Little Romance

Season 1 • Episode 10

Michael's brother (Keenen Ivory Wayans) visits with a new girlfriend.

Saturday, May 3

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Season 1 • Episode 11

The death of his accountant prompts Michael to live to the fullest.

Saturday, May 3

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 1

Michael is left in charge of the house when Janet leaves to tend to her sick mother.

Saturday, May 3

Mom's Away

Season 2 • Episode 2

Michael contends with a positive pregnancy test, a sad 6-year-old and Jr.'s basketball troubles.

Saturday, May 3

No Rules

Season 2 • Episode 3

The household becomes unbearable when Michael decides to let the kids do as they please.

Saturday, May 3

Perfect Dad

Season 2 • Episode 4

The children confront Michael with a description of the ideal father.

Saturday, May 3

Thru Thick and Thin

Season 2 • Episode 5

When Janet returns, Michael remains silent about her obvious weight gain.

Monday, May 5

Learning to Earn It

Season 2 • Episode 12

When the children start their own businesses to increase their cash flow, Junior chooses to gamble.

Monday, May 5

Quality Time

Season 2 • Episode 13

Michael frustrates Janet with his desire to spend time alone.

Monday, May 5

Get Out

Season 2 • Episode 14

Michael tries to get his family ready for a wedding in 15 minutes.

Monday, May 5

Road Trip

Season 2 • Episode 15

A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.

Monday, May 5

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 16

A trip to a Japanese restaurant leaves Michael even more disillusioned about eating out.

Tuesday, May 6

Table for Too Many

Season 2 • Episode 17

Dinner at a Japanese restaurant gets worse when the Kyles are seated with the annoying Tyler family.

Tuesday, May 6

Double Date

Season 2 • Episode 18

Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony.

Tuesday, May 6

Failure to Communicate

Season 2 • Episode 19

Michael tries to get his parents to begin speaking to each other again.

Tuesday, May 6

Papa Said Knock You Out

Season 2 • Episode 20

Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.

Tuesday, May 6

Return of the Wall

Season 2 • Episode 21

Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.

Wednesday, May 7

Working Relationship

Season 2 • Episode 22

Michael gets advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona.

Wednesday, May 7

Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius

Season 2 • Episode 23

Junior's genius-level score on an IQ test surprises Janet and Michael.

Wednesday, May 7

Back Story

Season 2 • Episode 24

Michael pretends to have a back injury in order to milk sympathy from his family.

Wednesday, May 7

Make Over

Season 2 • Episode 25

Janet gets a make-over after running into Michael's gorgeous and successful ex-girlfriend.

Wednesday, May 7

The Bowling Show

Season 2 • Episode 26

Michael bowls against his archenemy.

Thursday, May 8

Jr. Gets His License

Season 2 • Episode 27

Junior buys a clunker for his first car, against Michael's advice.

Thursday, May 8

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 28

Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on his anniversary.

Thursday, May 8

The Anniversary

Season 2 • Episode 29

A disappointed Janet finds out that Michael plans to play golf on their wedding anniversary.

Thursday, May 8

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 1

In order to save money, Michael books a 43-hour flight to Hawaii with several layovers.

Thursday, May 8

The Kyles Go to Hawaii

Season 3 • Episode 2

In Hawaii, two attractive strangers (Nicole Sherzinger, Tyson C. Beckford) pursue Michael and Janet.

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