Roseanne

Saturday, January 18

Dream Lover

Season 3 • Episode 10

Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.

Saturday, January 18

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Season 3 • Episode 11

Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.

Saturday, January 18

Confessions

Season 3 • Episode 12

Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother, but she is surprised instead.

Saturday, January 18

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

Season 3 • Episode 13

Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.

Saturday, January 18

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

Season 5 • Episode 16

The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior.

Saturday, January 18

First Cousin, Twice Removed

Season 5 • Episode 17

Roseanne's cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school.

Saturday, January 18

Lose a Job, Winnebago

Season 5 • Episode 18

In Hollywood the gang sees a taping of "The Jackie Thomas Show."

Saturday, January 18

It's a Boy!

Season 5 • Episode 19

Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.

Saturday, January 18

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

Season 5 • Episode 20

Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan.

Saturday, January 18

Playing With Matches

Season 5 • Episode 21

Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly.

Saturday, January 18

Promises, Promises

Season 5 • Episode 22

Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.

Saturday, January 18

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Season 5 • Episode 23

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished.

Saturday, January 18

Tooth or Consequences

Season 5 • Episode 24

Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job.

Saturday, January 18

Daughters and Other Strangers

Season 5 • Episode 25

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home.

Saturday, January 18

Two Down, One to Go

Season 6 • Episode 1

Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.

Saturday, January 18

The Mommy's Curse

Season 6 • Episode 2

Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.

Sunday, January 19

Five of a Kind

Season 2 • Episode 6

Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.

Sunday, January 19

BOO!

Season 2 • Episode 7

The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.

Sunday, January 19

Sweet Dreams

Season 2 • Episode 8

Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.

Sunday, January 19

We Gather Together

Season 2 • Episode 9

Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.

Monday, January 20

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

Season 6 • Episode 22

D.J. makes Roseanne feel guilty for keeping a mistaken delivery.

Monday, January 20

Body by Jake

Season 6 • Episode 23

Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home.

Monday, January 20

Isn't It Romantic?

Season 6 • Episode 24

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Monday, January 20

Altar Egos

Season 6 • Episode 25

Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about marriage.

Monday, January 20

Nine Is Enough

Season 7 • Episode 1

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark.

Monday, January 20

Two for One

Season 7 • Episode 2

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Tuesday, January 21

The Wedding

Season 8 • Episode 23

The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight.

Tuesday, January 21

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 3 • Episode 15

Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.

Tuesday, January 21

Home Ec

Season 3 • Episode 16

Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.

Tuesday, January 21

Valentine's Day

Season 3 • Episode 17

Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined; Darlene gets her heart broken.

Tuesday, January 21

Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 • Episode 3

Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.

Tuesday, January 21

Girl Talk

Season 7 • Episode 4

Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.

Tuesday, January 21

Sleeper

Season 7 • Episode 5

David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.

Tuesday, January 21

Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 • Episode 6

Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.

Tuesday, January 21

Follow the Son

Season 7 • Episode 7

Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.

Tuesday, January 21

Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 • Episode 8

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene at college; Dan referees fights at home.

Wednesday, January 22

Communicable Theater

Season 3 • Episode 18

When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.

Wednesday, January 22

Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 • Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, January 22

Her Boyfriend's Back

Season 3 • Episode 20

Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.

Wednesday, January 22

Troubles With the Rubbles

Season 3 • Episode 21

Snobbish new neighbors think D.J. is a bad influence on their son.

Wednesday, January 22

Thanksgiving 1994

Season 7 • Episode 10

The family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby.

Wednesday, January 22

Maybe Baby

Season 7 • Episode 11

As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, Dan feels left out of the decision-making process.

Wednesday, January 22

The Parenting Trap

Season 7 • Episode 12

D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.

Wednesday, January 22

Rear Window

Season 7 • Episode 13

Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.

Wednesday, January 22

My Name Is Bev

Season 7 • Episode 14

Bev winds up in AA after a drunken driving arrest, but a Super Bowl party tests her resolve.

Wednesday, January 22

Bed and Bored

Season 7 • Episode 15

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but then she tires of the special treatment.

Thursday, January 23

Second Time Around

Season 3 • Episode 22

Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.

Thursday, January 23

Dances With Darlene

Season 3 • Episode 23

Darlene is going to a dance and Roseanne wants her to wear a dress.

Thursday, January 23

Scenes From a Barbecue

Season 3 • Episode 24

Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother to move in with them.

Thursday, January 23

The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season 3 • Episode 25

Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend, until the rules change.

Thursday, January 23

Sisters

Season 7 • Episode 16

D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.

Thursday, January 23

Lost Youth

Season 7 • Episode 17

Roseanne uses David's attraction to a waitress to get the diner painted.

Thursday, January 23

Single Married Female

Season 7 • Episode 18

Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.

Thursday, January 23

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 19

In 1965, a fortune-teller shows Roseanne and Jackie their futures.

Thursday, January 23

All About Rosey

Season 7 • Episode 20

Television mothers from the past join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from "Roseanne."

Thursday, January 23

Husbands and Wives

Season 7 • Episode 21

Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle romance.

Friday, January 24

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

Season 4 • Episode 1

Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.

Friday, January 24

Take My Bike, Please

Season 4 • Episode 2

Domestic war breaks out when Becky is left in charge while they work late at the bike shop.

Friday, January 24

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

Season 4 • Episode 3

After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life.

Friday, January 24

Darlene Fades to Black

Season 4 • Episode 4

Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the "freshman blues"; Becky wants a car.

Friday, January 24

Happy Trailers

Season 7 • Episode 22

Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).

Friday, January 24

The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 • Episode 23

Fred and Jackie consult a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).

Friday, January 24

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 • Episode 24

Roseanne reunites Darlene and David; D.J. experiments with insects.

Friday, January 24

Couch Potatoes

Season 7 • Episode 25

Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.

Friday, January 24

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 • Episode 26

Dan's desire to build a boat leads to a Gilligan-style fantasy.

Friday, January 24

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

Season 8 • Episode 1

Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.

Friday, January 24

Let Them Eat Junk

Season 8 • Episode 2

Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.

Friday, January 24

Roseanne in the Hood

Season 8 • Episode 3

A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box.

Friday, January 24

The Last Date

Season 8 • Episode 4

During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.

Friday, January 24

Halloween: The Final Chapter

Season 8 • Episode 5

A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.

Saturday, January 25

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

Season 4 • Episode 5

Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.

Saturday, January 25

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

Season 4 • Episode 6

The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke.

Saturday, January 25

Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 7

The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare.

Saturday, January 25

Vegas, Vegas

Season 4 • Episode 8

The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.

Saturday, January 25

Party Politics

Season 6 • Episode 3

Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.

Saturday, January 25

A Stash From the Past

Season 6 • Episode 4

Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.

Saturday, January 25

Be My Baby

Season 6 • Episode 5

After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.

Saturday, January 25

Halloween V

Season 6 • Episode 6

Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne.

Saturday, January 25

Homeward Bound

Season 6 • Episode 7

A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.

Saturday, January 25

Guilt by Imagination

Season 6 • Episode 8

Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.

Saturday, January 25

Homecoming

Season 6 • Episode 9

Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan.

Saturday, January 25

Thanksgiving '93

Season 6 • Episode 10

A fight, a revealed secret and a fleeing grandmother mark Thanksgiving.

Saturday, January 25

The Driver's Seat

Season 6 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.

Saturday, January 25

White Trash Christmas

Season 6 • Episode 12

The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.

Saturday, January 25

Suck Up or Shut Up

Season 6 • Episode 13

To help business at the diner, Roseanne joins a stuffy women's group.

Saturday, January 25

Busted

Season 6 • Episode 14

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Sunday, January 26

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

Season 2 • Episode 10

Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.

Sunday, January 26

Lobocop

Season 2 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.

Sunday, January 26

No Talking

Season 2 • Episode 12

Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.

Sunday, January 26

Chicken Hearts

Season 2 • Episode 13

Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.

Monday, January 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, January 27

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 28

Stressed to Kill

Season 4 • Episode 9

Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.

Tuesday, January 28

Thanksgiving 1991

Season 4 • Episode 10

A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.

Tuesday, January 28

Kansas City, Here We Come

Season 4 • Episode 11

Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress.

Tuesday, January 28

Santa Claus

Season 4 • Episode 12

As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.

Tuesday, January 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Tuesday, January 28

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, January 29

Bingo

Season 4 • Episode 13

Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son.

Wednesday, January 29

The Bowling Show

Season 4 • Episode 14

Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.

Wednesday, January 29

The Back Story

Season 4 • Episode 15

Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the house.

Wednesday, January 29

Less Is More

Season 4 • Episode 16

Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.

Wednesday, January 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, January 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, January 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, January 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, January 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Wednesday, January 29

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, January 30

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

Season 4 • Episode 17

Roseanne is glad when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her confrontation with him ends in surprise.

Thursday, January 30

This Old House

Season 4 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Jackie's childhood house is slated for demolition.

Thursday, January 30

The Commercial Show

Season 4 • Episode 19

The neighbors move; Roseanne pitches the Conners' business on television.

Thursday, January 30

Therapy

Season 4 • Episode 20

Roseanne and Jackie see a therapist to work out their differences.

Thursday, January 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, January 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, January 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, January 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, January 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Thursday, January 30

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, January 31

Lies

Season 4 • Episode 21

Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.

Friday, January 31

Deliverance

Season 4 • Episode 22

Dan must step in for Roseanne as Crystal's delivery-room coach.

Friday, January 31

Secrets

Season 4 • Episode 23

Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne.

Friday, January 31

Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 • Episode 24

Roseanne tires of being disciplinarian; the girls buy her a make-over.

Friday, January 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, January 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, January 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, January 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, January 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Friday, January 31

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

Aliens

Season 4 • Episode 25

Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.

Saturday, February 1

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 1

Dan's motorcycle business fails; Becky mulls relocating with Mark.

Saturday, February 1

Terms of Estrangement

Season 5 • Episode 2

Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.

Saturday, February 1

The Dark Ages

Season 5 • Episode 3

The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Saturday, February 1

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Sunday, February 2

An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 • Episode 15

Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.

Sunday, February 2

Born to Be Wild

Season 2 • Episode 16

Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old biker friend.

Sunday, February 2

Hair

Season 2 • Episode 17

Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.

Sunday, February 2

I'm Hungry

Season 2 • Episode 18

Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.

Monday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.

Monday, February 3

A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.