The Simpsons

Sunday, February 9

Lard of the Dance

Season 10 • Episode 1

Homer involves Bart in a new get-rich-quick scheme; Lisa plans a school dance.

Sunday, February 9

The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace

Season 10 • Episode 2

Homer tries to invent a gadget to rival those of Thomas Edison.

Monday, February 10

Bart the Mother

Season 10 • Episode 3

Bart takes care of a species that could endanger life in Springfield.

Monday, February 10

Treehouse of Horror IX

Season 10 • Episode 4

A dead convict controls Homer; Homer and Marge are on "Jerry Springer."

Monday, February 10

When You Dish Upon a Star

Season 10 • Episode 5

Homer bumbles into a celebrity couple's life and becomes their personal assistant.

Monday, February 10

D'oh-in' in the Wind

Season 10 • Episode 6

Homer digs up his mother's past, discovers his true middle name and meets her old friends.

Monday, February 10

Lisa Gets an A

Season 10 • Episode 7

Lisa cheats on a test, gets an A and is celebrated for her achievement.

Monday, February 10

Homer Simpson In: Kidney Trouble

Season 10 • Episode 8

Grampa busts a kidney when Homer refuses to make a rest stop on a road trip.

Tuesday, February 11

It's a Blunderful Life

Season 35 • Episode 7

Lisa recounts the story of how Homer was scapegoated for a power outage days before Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, February 11

Mayored to the Mob

Season 10 • Episode 9

After saving Mayor Quimby's life, Homer becomes a target of mobster Fat Tony.

Tuesday, February 11

Viva Ned Flanders

Season 10 • Episode 10

Dispirited Ned Flanders takes Homer's advice and goes to Las Vegas.

Tuesday, February 11

Wild Barts Can't Be Broken

Season 10 • Episode 11

Chief Wiggum imposes a curfew on kids after a vandalism spree.

Tuesday, February 11

Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

Season 10 • Episode 12

Homer arranges a Super Bowl excursion but buys phony tickets to the game.

Tuesday, February 11

Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers

Season 10 • Episode 15

Marge develops road rage while driving her new sport utility vehicle.

Tuesday, February 11

Make Room for Lisa

Season 10 • Episode 16

Sharing a room with Bart stresses Lisa; Marge eavesdrops on cellular phone conversations.

Wednesday, February 12

The Tipping Point

Season 35 • Episode 17

Homer loses his mind over tipping culture run amok.

Wednesday, February 12

Maximum Homerdrive

Season 10 • Episode 17

Homer challenges a truck driver to a beef-eating contest.

Wednesday, February 12

Simpsons Bible Stories

Season 10 • Episode 18

The Rev. Lovejoy's sermon puts the Simpsons to sleep, and they dream of being Bible characters.

Wednesday, February 12

Mom and Pop Art

Season 10 • Episode 19

Homer sublimates his anger into a sculpture and wins praise from an art dealer.

Wednesday, February 12

The Old Man and the C Student

Season 10 • Episode 20

Forced to volunteer at a retirement center, Bart finds the elderly to be young at heart.

Wednesday, February 12

Monty Can't Buy Me Love

Season 10 • Episode 21

Mr. Burns goes to extremes to win popularity in Springfield.

Wednesday, February 12

They Saved Lisa's Brain

Season 10 • Episode 22

Lisa is inducted into Springfield's Mensa society, and physicist Stephen Hawking comes to town.

Thursday, February 13

Bart's Brain

Season 35 • Episode 18

Bart makes a new friend.

Thursday, February 13

Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

Season 10 • Episode 23

The Simpsons visit Tokyo, where they become contestants on a game show.

Thursday, February 13

Beyond Blunderdome

Season 11 • Episode 1

Homer advises Mel Gibson about his new film, "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."

Thursday, February 13

Brother's Little Helper

Season 11 • Episode 2

Bart's personality changes when he's given drugs to fight attention-deficit disorder.

Thursday, February 13

Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner

Season 11 • Episode 3

Homer becomes food critic for The Springfield Shopper, and all the restaurants get good reviews.

Thursday, February 13

Treehouse of Horror X

Season 11 • Episode 4

Homer causes troubles at the plant; Bart and Lisa X-ray Halloween candy; the family murders Ned.

Thursday, February 13

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

Season 11 • Episode 5

Homer and Bart cross tomato plants with tobacco plants and get a new addictive substance.

Friday, February 14

Lisa's Belly

Season 33 • Episode 5

Marge puts a hurtful word in Lisa's brain; Bart gets in shape.

Friday, February 14

I Love Lisa

Season 4 • Episode 15

Lisa faces the obsessive love of a classmate after she sends him a valentine out of pity.

Friday, February 14

Another Simpsons Clip Show

Season 6 • Episode 3

The Simpsons reminisce about lost loves in flashbacks.

Friday, February 14

I'm With Cupid

Season 10 • Episode 14

Apu gives his wife, Manjula, an extravagant St. Valentine's Day gift.

Friday, February 14

C.E.D'oh

Season 14 • Episode 15

Homer and Lisa engineer a takeover at the nuclear power plant with Homer as the new CEO.

Friday, February 14

Love, Springfieldian Style

Season 19 • Episode 12

To celebrate Valentine's Day, Homer takes Marge to the tunnel of love at a carnival.

Friday, February 14

The Blue and the Gray

Season 22 • Episode 13

Moe attends a seminar in hope of gaining more confidence with women; Marge makes a change.

Friday, February 14

The Daughter Also Rises

Season 23 • Episode 13

Marge and Lisa's Valentine's Day plans take a turn when Lisa falls for an intellectual romantic.

Friday, February 14

Specs and the City

Season 25 • Episode 11

When Marge tries Homer's new high-tech glasses on, he learns she's seeing a marriage counselor.

Friday, February 14

Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4

Season 27 • Episode 13

Professor Frink uses science to transform himself into a more attractive man.

Saturday, February 15

A Serious Flanders

Season 33 • Episode 6

When a debt collector comes to town, Homer and Ned's lives are sucked into the world of prestige TV.

Saturday, February 15

Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

Season 11 • Episode 6

Homer's perfect bowling game makes him a celebrity.

Saturday, February 15

Eight Misbehavin'

Season 11 • Episode 7

Apu's wife has octuplets.

Saturday, February 15

Take My Wife, Sleaze

Season 11 • Episode 8

When Homer forms a motorcycle gang with his friends, Marge is kidnapped by a rival gang.

Saturday, February 15

Grift of the Magi

Season 11 • Episode 9

A huge company takes over Springfield Elementary to use the children to develop the ultimate toy.

Saturday, February 15

Little Big Mom

Season 11 • Episode 10

Lisa takes over the household after Marge is injured in a ski accident.

Saturday, February 15

Faith Off

Season 11 • Episode 11

Bart teams with Brother Faith to help Homer when he gets his head stuck in a bucket of glue.

Saturday, February 15

The Mansion Family

Season 11 • Episode 12

Homer plays billionaire while house-sitting for Mr. Burns, who has checked into the Mayo Clinic.

Sunday, February 16

Worst Episode Ever

Season 12 • Episode 11

The Comic Book Guy has a stress attack, so Milhouse and Bart take over the comic book store.

Sunday, February 16

I Am Furious Yellow

Season 13 • Episode 18

Bart makes an animated series based on his life.

Sunday, February 16

My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Season 15 • Episode 17

Director Skinner seeks Homer's help in winning back his fiance.

Sunday, February 16

Simple Simpson

Season 15 • Episode 19

Homer confronts Springfield's evildoers in the form of his crime-fighting alter ego, the Pie Man.

Sunday, February 16

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times

Season 18 • Episode 11

After the car breaks down, the family tells tales of revenge gone wrong.

Sunday, February 16

Dark Knight Court

Season 24 • Episode 16

Lisa must defend her brother when Bart is falsely accused of pulling a prank on Easter.

Sunday, February 16

Married to the Blob

Season 25 • Episode 10

When Comic Book Guy meets a woman writing an autobiographical manga, he seeks Homer's advice.

Sunday, February 16

Bart the Bad Guy

Season 31 • Episode 14

Bart sees a new superhero movie a month before release and is tempted by his plot-spoiling powers.

Sunday, February 16

Saddlesore Galactica

Season 11 • Episode 13

Bart and Homer rescue a horse and train it to race in a derby.

Sunday, February 16

Alone Again, Natura-Diddily

Season 11 • Episode 14

When someone passes away, the Simpsons console a grieving friend.

Monday, February 17

Bart Gets an F

Season 2 • Episode 1

Failing fourth grade, Bart gets the class brain to tutor him.

Monday, February 17

Two Bad Neighbors

Season 7 • Episode 13

President George H.W. Bush buys a house across the street from the Simpsons.

Monday, February 17

Lisa the Iconoclast

Season 7 • Episode 16

As the city prepares for its celebration, Lisa uncovers the truth about the city's founder.

Monday, February 17

Homer to the Max

Season 10 • Episode 13

Mortified Homer changes his name when a goofy TV character is called "Homer Simpson."

Monday, February 17

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts

Season 23 • Episode 2

Bart and his friends hold the school hostage in order to save superintendent Chalmers' job.

Monday, February 17

Bart to the Future

Season 11 • Episode 17

A casino owner shows Bart the future, with Lisa as President of the United States.

Tuesday, February 18

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Tuesday, February 18

Missionary: Impossible

Season 11 • Episode 15

Homer is forced to become a missionary on a remote island.

Tuesday, February 18

Pygmoelian

Season 11 • Episode 16

Plastic surgery transforms Moe into a ladies' man.

Tuesday, February 18

Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses

Season 11 • Episode 18

Forswearing alcohol, newly sober Barney spearheads a rescue mission to save Bart and Lisa.

Tuesday, February 18

Kill the Alligator and Run

Season 11 • Episode 19

Homer gets caught up in spring break chaos while vacationing in Florida.

Tuesday, February 18

Last Tap Dance in Springfield

Season 11 • Episode 20

Lisa outshines her dance-school teacher, a former child-star.

Tuesday, February 18

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

Season 11 • Episode 21

A young woman temporarily moves in with the family, and Marge is charged with insanity.

Wednesday, February 19

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Wednesday, February 19

Behind the Laughter

Season 11 • Episode 22

A "Behind the Music" style look at the Simpsons' life story.

Wednesday, February 19

Treehouse of Horror XI

Season 12 • Episode 1

Homer must earn a place in Heaven; dolphins take over Springfield; fairy tales get scary.

Wednesday, February 19

A Tale of Two Springfields

Season 12 • Episode 2

Homer tries to split the town when Springfield adds a second area code.

Wednesday, February 19

Insane Clown Poppy

Season 12 • Episode 3

Bart meets a girl who claims to be Krusty's daughter.

Wednesday, February 19

Lisa the Tree Hugger

Season 12 • Episode 4

Lisa joins an environmental protest-group.

Wednesday, February 19

Homer vs. Dignity

Season 12 • Episode 5

When Homer asks for a raise, Mr. Burns pays him to play unpleasant jokes on others.

Thursday, February 20

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Thursday, February 20

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

Season 12 • Episode 6

Homer creates his own gossip Web site.

Thursday, February 20

The Great Money Caper

Season 12 • Episode 7

Homer and Bart turn into a couple of con artists to pay for a car repair bill.

Thursday, February 20

Skinner's Sense of Snow

Season 12 • Episode 8

Principal Skinner refuses to shut down Springfield Elementary during a snowstorm.

Thursday, February 20

HOMR

Season 12 • Episode 9

An operation to remove a crayon wedged in Homer's brain makes him intelligent.

Thursday, February 20

Pokey Mom

Season 12 • Episode 10

A softhearted Marge invites a recent parolee to move into the Simpson household.

Thursday, February 20

Tennis the Menace

Season 12 • Episode 12

When Homer builds a backyard tennis court, it brings out the worst in his family.

Friday, February 21

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Friday, February 21

Day of the Jackanapes

Season 12 • Episode 13

Through hypnosis, Sideshow Bob turns Bart into a killing machine.

Friday, February 21

New Kids on the Blecch

Season 12 • Episode 14

Bart is recruited for a boy band.

Friday, February 21

Hungry Hungry Homer

Season 12 • Episode 15

Homer goes on a hunger strike for the Springfield baseball team.

Friday, February 21

Bye Bye Nerdie

Season 12 • Episode 16

Lisa's attempts at reaching out earn the wrath of a new student.

Friday, February 21

Simpsons Safari

Season 12 • Episode 17

Homer finds a winning ticket for a trip to Africa.

Friday, February 21

Trilogy of Error

Season 12 • Episode 18

Three different stories converge on one eventful morning.

Saturday, February 22

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Saturday, February 22

I'm Goin' to Praiseland

Season 12 • Episode 19

Homer and Flanders build a biblical-theme park as a tribute to Ned's wife, Maude.

Saturday, February 22

Treehouse of Horror XII

Season 13 • Episode 1

Marge orders a futuristic home; a tarot-reader curses Homer.

Saturday, February 22

The Parent Rap

Season 13 • Episode 2

Bart is tethered to Homer as punishment for stealing a police cruiser.

Saturday, February 22

Homer the Moe

Season 13 • Episode 3

When Moe renovates his tavern, Homer opens a bar in his garage.

Saturday, February 22

Hunka Hunka Burns in Love

Season 13 • Episode 4

A factory hires Homer to write blurbs for fortune cookies, and one of them changes Mr. Burns' life.

Saturday, February 22

The Blunder Years

Season 13 • Episode 5

Homer regresses to his childhood and relives buried memories.

Saturday, February 22

She of Little Faith

Season 13 • Episode 6

Homer accidentally destroys the town church; Lisa explores different religions.

Saturday, February 22

Brawl in the Family

Season 13 • Episode 7

Grampa comes to Homer's rescue after he admits he had a previous marriage.

Saturday, February 22

Sweets and Sour Marge

Season 13 • Episode 8

When Springfield gets the name "fattest town on Earth," Marge puts the family on a diet.

Saturday, February 22

Jaws Wired Shut

Season 13 • Episode 9

Silenced by a broken jawbone, Homer becomes a good listener and fosters family harmony.

Sunday, February 23

Bart the Daredevil

Season 2 • Episode 8

Reckless Bart plans to duplicate dangerous stunts he saw performed on TV.

Sunday, February 23

Bart Gets Hit by a Car

Season 2 • Episode 10

Homer mulls litigation after his boss hits Bart with his car.

Sunday, February 23

My Sister, My Sitter

Season 8 • Episode 17

Bart tests Lisa when she is left in charge as his baby sitter.

Sunday, February 23

Children of a Lesser Clod

Season 12 • Episode 20

Homer starts a daycare center in his home while recuperating from a knee injury.

Sunday, February 23

Regarding Margie

Season 17 • Episode 20

Marge has amnesia and thinks she is single.

Sunday, February 23

Homer of Seville

Season 19 • Episode 2

After Homer injures himself in a fall, he develops a talent as an opera singer.

Sunday, February 23

The Last Traction Hero

Season 28 • Episode 9

Homer has the opportunity to sue Mr. Burns after a workplace accident.

Sunday, February 23

Bart's Not Dead

Season 30 • Episode 1

Bart takes a dare and ends up in the hospital; to cover for himself, Bart lies about meeting Jesus.

Sunday, February 23

Half-Decent Proposal

Season 13 • Episode 10

Marge's wealthy ex-boyfriend offers Homer $1 million for a weeklong tryst with her.

Sunday, February 23

The Bart Wants What It Wants

Season 13 • Episode 11

When a wealthy girl develops a crush on Bart, her father gives the Simpsons royal treatment.

Monday, February 24

The Lastest Gun in the West

Season 13 • Episode 12

Bart and Lisa befriend an old cowboy actor who yearns to reclaim his past fame.

Monday, February 24

The Old Man and the Key

Season 13 • Episode 13

Grampa borrows Homer's car to impress a new retirement-home resident with his driving skills.

Monday, February 24

Blame It on Lisa

Season 13 • Episode 15

The family travels to Rio de Janeiro to see Lisa's sponsored orphan.

Monday, February 24

Weekend at Burnsie's

Season 13 • Episode 16

Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries.

Monday, February 24

Gump Roast

Season 13 • Episode 17

Friends, family and occasional enemies gather to roast Homer.

Monday, February 24

I Am Furious Yellow

Season 13 • Episode 18

Bart makes an animated series based on his life.

Tuesday, February 25

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Tuesday, February 25

The Sweetest Apu

Season 13 • Episode 19

Homer catches Apu cheating on his wife in the Kwik-E-Mart, she finds out and files for divorce.

Tuesday, February 25

Little Girl in the Big Ten

Season 13 • Episode 20

Lisa befriends college girls who are unaware of her age.

Tuesday, February 25

The Frying Game

Season 13 • Episode 21

When a woman dies in his care, Homer is sentenced to die by electric chair.

Tuesday, February 25

Papa's Got a Brand New Badge

Season 13 • Episode 22

Homer causes a blackout, sending Springfield citizens on a looting rampage.

Tuesday, February 25

Treehouse of Horror XIII

Season 14 • Episode 1

Homer clones swarm the countryside; a madman turns townspeople into animallike creatures.

Tuesday, February 25

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Season 14 • Episode 2

Homer rubs elbows with rock stars at the Rolling Stones' fantasy camp.

Wednesday, February 26

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Wednesday, February 26

Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

Season 14 • Episode 3

Bart and Lisa land in the same grade, where the teacher concludes Bart is the better student.

Wednesday, February 26

Large Marge

Season 14 • Episode 4

Marge gets breast implants meant for a younger woman.

Wednesday, February 26

Helter Shelter

Season 14 • Episode 5

Homer and the family live like pioneers on a reality television series.

Wednesday, February 26

The Great Louse Detective

Season 14 • Episode 6

Sideshow Bob helps Chief Wiggum pursue a killer who is stalking Homer and his family.

Wednesday, February 26

Special Edna

Season 14 • Episode 7

Bart feels sorry for Mrs Krabapple after Skinner stands her up, so he nominates her for an award.

Wednesday, February 26

The Dad Who Knew Too Little

Season 14 • Episode 8

Homer hires a private detective to spy on Lisa so he can get to know more about her.

Thursday, February 27

Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie in Springfield.

Thursday, February 27

The Strong Arms of the Ma

Season 14 • Episode 9

Marge retreats to the basement to lift weights after she is mugged.

Thursday, February 27

Pray Anything

Season 14 • Episode 10

Jealous of Flanders, Homer prays to God for good things to happen.

Thursday, February 27

Barting Over

Season 14 • Episode 11

Judge emancipates Bart after finding that Homer squandered his son's earnings.

Thursday, February 27

I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can

Season 14 • Episode 12

Lisa becomes a spelling-bee champion and uncovers a "Spellympics" scandal.

Thursday, February 27

A Star Is Born Again

Season 14 • Episode 13

Hollywood film star Sara Sloane becomes attracted to Ned Flanders and start dating.

Thursday, February 27

Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Season 14 • Episode 14

Bart inspires Krusty to run for Congress after Congressman Wilcox dies of a heart attack.