Two and a Half Men

Sunday, March 23

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Sunday, March 23

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Sunday, March 23

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Sunday, March 23

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4 • Episode 9

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Sunday, March 23

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4 • Episode 10

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.

Sunday, March 23

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Monday, March 24

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Monday, March 24

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Monday, March 24

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Season 1 • Episode 17

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Monday, March 24

An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1 • Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Monday, March 24

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1 • Episode 19

Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Monday, March 24

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1 • Episode 20

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

Monday, March 24

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1 • Episode 21

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

Monday, March 24

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Season 1 • Episode 22

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

Monday, March 24

Just Like Buffalo

Season 1 • Episode 23

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Monday, March 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1 • Episode 24

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Tuesday, March 25

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Tuesday, March 25

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Tuesday, March 25

Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2 • Episode 1

Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.

Tuesday, March 25

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2 • Episode 2

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.

Tuesday, March 25

A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2 • Episode 3

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.

Tuesday, March 25

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2 • Episode 4

Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.

Tuesday, March 25

Bad News From the Clinic

Season 2 • Episode 5

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Tuesday, March 25

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2 • Episode 6

Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.

Tuesday, March 25

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.

Tuesday, March 25

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Tuesday, March 25

Working for Caligula

Season 4 • Episode 1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Tuesday, March 25

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4 • Episode 2

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.

Tuesday, March 25

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4 • Episode 3

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Tuesday, March 25

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4 • Episode 4

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Tuesday, March 25

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4 • Episode 5

Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.

Tuesday, March 25

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4 • Episode 6

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Tuesday, March 25

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4 • Episode 7

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.

Tuesday, March 25

Release the Dogs

Season 4 • Episode 8

Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..

Wednesday, March 26

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Season 9 • Episode 7

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.

Wednesday, March 26

This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7 • Episode 22

Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

Wednesday, March 26

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Wednesday, March 26

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Wednesday, March 26

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Wednesday, March 26

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Wednesday, March 26

A Lungful of Alan

Season 2 • Episode 12

The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.

Wednesday, March 26

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Season 2 • Episode 13

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, March 26

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Season 2 • Episode 14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Wednesday, March 26

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2 • Episode 15

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Wednesday, March 26

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2 • Episode 16

Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.

Wednesday, March 26

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4 • Episode 11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.

Wednesday, March 26

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Wednesday, March 26

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Wednesday, March 26

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Wednesday, March 26

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Wednesday, March 26

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Wednesday, March 26

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Wednesday, March 26

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Thursday, March 27

Frodo's Headshots

Season 9 • Episode 9

After being released from the hospital, Alan faces challenges that test his mental stability.

Thursday, March 27

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

Season 8 • Episode 1

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom.

Thursday, March 27

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Thursday, March 27

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2 • Episode 17

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

Thursday, March 27

It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2 • Episode 18

Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.

Thursday, March 27

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2 • Episode 19

Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.

Thursday, March 27

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2 • Episode 20

Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.

Thursday, March 27

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2 • Episode 21

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.

Thursday, March 27

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2 • Episode 22

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.

Thursday, March 27

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2 • Episode 23

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.

Thursday, March 27

Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2 • Episode 24

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Thursday, March 27

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Thursday, March 27

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4 • Episode 22

Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Thursday, March 27

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Season 4 • Episode 23

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Thursday, March 27

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4 • Episode 24

Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

Thursday, March 27

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5 • Episode 1

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Thursday, March 27

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5 • Episode 2

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Thursday, March 27

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5 • Episode 3

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Thursday, March 27

City of Great Racks

Season 5 • Episode 4

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Friday, March 28

What a Lovely Landing Strip

Season 9 • Episode 11

Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

Friday, March 28

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Friday, March 28

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

Friday, March 28

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3 • Episode 1

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Friday, March 28

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3 • Episode 2

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Friday, March 28

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3 • Episode 3

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Friday, March 28

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3 • Episode 4

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

Friday, March 28

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3 • Episode 5

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Friday, March 28

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3 • Episode 6

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Friday, March 28

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3 • Episode 7

Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

Friday, March 28

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3 • Episode 8

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Saturday, March 29

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Saturday, March 29

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Saturday, March 29

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Season 11 • Episode 13

Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

Saturday, March 29

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

Season 11 • Episode 14

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

Saturday, March 29

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Season 11 • Episode 15

Alan asks Lyndsey to make a choice; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

Saturday, March 29

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Season 11 • Episode 16

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister.

Saturday, March 29

Welcome Home, Jake

Season 11 • Episode 17

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden wants Barry to find his own place.

Saturday, March 29

West Side Story

Season 11 • Episode 18

Walden's ex invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.

Saturday, March 29

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Season 11 • Episode 19

Walden reconnects with Kate and becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets Vivian.

Saturday, March 29

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Season 11 • Episode 20

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

Sunday, March 30

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4 • Episode 12

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Sunday, March 30

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4 • Episode 13

Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.

Sunday, March 30

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4 • Episode 14

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).

Sunday, March 30

My Damn Stalker

Season 4 • Episode 15

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.

Sunday, March 30

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4 • Episode 16

A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.

Sunday, March 30

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4 • Episode 17

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

Sunday, March 30

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4 • Episode 18

Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.

Sunday, March 30

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4 • Episode 19

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Sunday, March 30

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4 • Episode 20

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Sunday, March 30

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4 • Episode 21

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.

Monday, March 31

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2 • Episode 8

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Monday, March 31

Yes, Monsignor

Season 2 • Episode 9

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, March 31

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Tuesday, April 1

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Tuesday, April 1

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5 • Episode 5

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Tuesday, April 1

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5 • Episode 6

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Tuesday, April 1

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

Tuesday, April 1

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5 • Episode 8

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Tuesday, April 1

Tight's Good

Season 5 • Episode 9

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

Tuesday, April 1

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5 • Episode 10

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Tuesday, April 1

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5 • Episode 11

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

Tuesday, April 1

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Tuesday, April 1

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Tuesday, April 1

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Tuesday, April 1

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Tuesday, April 1

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Tuesday, April 1

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Tuesday, April 1

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 1

Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 6 • Episode 8

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

Tuesday, April 1

The Mooch at the Boo

Season 6 • Episode 9

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.

Tuesday, April 1

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

Season 6 • Episode 10

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

Tuesday, April 1

The Devil's Lube

Season 6 • Episode 11

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Tuesday, April 1

Thank God for Scoliosis

Season 6 • Episode 12

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.

Tuesday, April 1

I Think You Offended Don

Season 6 • Episode 13

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.

Tuesday, April 1

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

Season 6 • Episode 14

Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.

Tuesday, April 1

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

Season 6 • Episode 15

In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

Wednesday, April 2

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Season 9 • Episode 13

When Walden's mother and ex-wife try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.

Wednesday, April 2

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Wednesday, April 2

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5 • Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 2

My Son's Enormous Head

Season 6 • Episode 18

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.

Wednesday, April 2

The Two Finger Rule

Season 6 • Episode 19

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Wednesday, April 2

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

Season 6 • Episode 20

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

Wednesday, April 2

Above Exalted Cyclops

Season 6 • Episode 21

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

Wednesday, April 2

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

Season 6 • Episode 22

Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Wednesday, April 2

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

Season 6 • Episode 23

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Wednesday, April 2

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

Season 6 • Episode 24

Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Wednesday, April 2

818-jklpuzo

Season 7 • Episode 1

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

Thursday, April 3

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Season 9 • Episode 15

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Thursday, April 3

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Thursday, April 3

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5 • Episode 13

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 3

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7 • Episode 4

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

Thursday, April 3

For the Sake of the Child

Season 7 • Episode 5

After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

Thursday, April 3

Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7 • Episode 6

Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

Thursday, April 3

Untainted by Filth

Season 7 • Episode 7

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

Thursday, April 3

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7 • Episode 8

Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

Thursday, April 3

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7 • Episode 9

Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

Thursday, April 3

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7 • Episode 10

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Thursday, April 3

Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7 • Episode 11

Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

Friday, April 4

Not in My Mouth!

Season 9 • Episode 17

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship.

Friday, April 4

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Friday, April 4

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5 • Episode 14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Friday, April 4

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Saturday, April 5

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Saturday, April 5

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5 • Episode 15

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Saturday, April 5

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Season 11 • Episode 21

Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a trip.

Saturday, April 5

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 11 • Episode 22

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

Saturday, April 5

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Season 12 • Episode 1

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

Saturday, April 5

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Season 12 • Episode 2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

Saturday, April 5

Glamping in a Yurt

Season 12 • Episode 3

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

Saturday, April 5

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Season 12 • Episode 4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

Saturday, April 5

Oontz Oontz Oontz

Season 12 • Episode 5

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Sunday, April 6

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2 • Episode 10

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.

Monday, April 7

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2 • Episode 11

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Monday, April 7

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Tuesday, April 8

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5 • Episode 16

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Tuesday, April 8

Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7 • Episode 14

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

Tuesday, April 8

Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7 • Episode 15

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

Tuesday, April 8

Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7 • Episode 16

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

Tuesday, April 8

I Found Your Mustache

Season 7 • Episode 17

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Tuesday, April 8

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7 • Episode 18

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

Tuesday, April 8

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Season 7 • Episode 19

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

Tuesday, April 8

I Called Him Magoo

Season 7 • Episode 20

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

Tuesday, April 8

Gumby With a Pokey

Season 7 • Episode 21

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

Wednesday, April 9

Palmdale, Ech

Season 9 • Episode 19

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Wednesday, April 9

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

Season 8 • Episode 10

Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she is released from prison.

Wednesday, April 9

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5 • Episode 17

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Wednesday, April 9

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

Season 8 • Episode 2

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

Wednesday, April 9

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Season 8 • Episode 3

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Wednesday, April 9

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

Season 8 • Episode 4

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Wednesday, April 9

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

Season 8 • Episode 5

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Wednesday, April 9

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

Season 8 • Episode 6

Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.

Wednesday, April 9

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

Season 8 • Episode 7

Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.

Wednesday, April 9

Springtime on a Stick

Season 8 • Episode 8

Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.

Wednesday, April 9

A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 8 • Episode 9

Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off.

Thursday, April 10

Mr. Hose Says Yes

Season 9 • Episode 21

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

Thursday, April 10

Dead From the Waist Down

Season 8 • Episode 11

Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Thursday, April 10

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5 • Episode 18

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.

Thursday, April 10

The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.